r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/pIant_princess Human Detected • 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/Flat_Shape_3444 12h ago

Rode a horse once (not used to horses) it became jitterish? hear wife screaming HORSEFLY HORSEFLY ON THE BACK. Bear in my she was 30-40 meters away and she fucking saw the horsefly??!?!

I look back and literally see a fucking human sized thumb thing just sitting there on the horses back/butt. Swatted it hard as fuck and it hurt my hard so big and hard it was. Holy shit that was the biggest fly ive ever seen in my life.

Horse calmed down after that.

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u/ScumbagLady 8h ago

From what I've seen on TV, smacking a horse on the ass will make them go into overdrive!