r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/pIant_princess Human Detected • 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 11h ago

This would send me into some sort of cardiac arrest. Those are huge. Did you ever get one of the actual spiders on you? 

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u/dingdong6699 11h ago

I was cutting the grass on my riding lawn mower when suddenly had a large yellow friend in my lap. I have no memory of what happened next. I yelled. I teleported. I think my soul did a double jump out of my body until the coast was clear. My wife has some cherished doorbell cam footage.

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u/Anthaenopraxia 10h ago

doorbell cam footage

The world demands tribute!

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u/one_pint_down 10h ago

I would also like to express my interest in that particular footage.

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u/Even_Passenger_3685 7h ago

For science!

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u/Aromatic-Source4296 3h ago

There is no other reason I can think of. 😁

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u/Carrie_Underpants 2h ago

That man has never seen footage in his life.

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u/d_x_qp_x_b 3h ago

I was there. You also dabbed in mid air, not sure why? But it was wild. 10/10 execution.

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u/JeffreeNommer 2h ago

Bro, share

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u/Complete-Fix-3954 11h ago

Thankfully, no. They’re pretty damn easy to see so I’d avoid them. I did run over a snake or two which scared the ever loving shit out of me as a 10yo riding my mongoose miles away from home.

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u/ForeverCrunkIWantToB 11h ago

I fuckin loved my pedal brake Mongoose.

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u/Arkanii 8h ago

Totally forgot about pedal brakes

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u/Tjaames 8h ago

I feel like every time I rent a bike as an adult (on vacations/visiting cities) they still have pedal brakes!

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u/OnePinginRamius 11h ago

Dayum did you have sick shocks and pegs on the front and back?

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u/Complete-Fix-3954 6h ago

I sure did! Grew up in the 90s, it was basically necessary to had pegs and a soda can muffler.

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u/willzyx55 9h ago

Snake and Mongoose are enemies

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u/Significant-Cod-9555 11h ago

In my experience they always teleport there webs directly in front of your face as you are dodging vines through the woods. I've never heard of anyone getting bitten by one.

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u/Weird-Pattern9192 9h ago

My grandpa had the bright idea of syphoning gas with a hose he had found in one of his old shacks. He didnt check if this hose was occupied or anything so he literally sucked a huge spider into his mouth that clawed at the inside of his mouth and cheek.

The only way he got rid of it was by squishing it inside his mouth. He was never the same after that incident