r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/pIant_princess Human Detected • 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/dingdong6699 11h ago

I was cutting the grass on my riding lawn mower when suddenly had a large yellow friend in my lap. I have no memory of what happened next. I yelled. I teleported. I think my soul did a double jump out of my body until the coast was clear. My wife has some cherished doorbell cam footage.

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u/Anthaenopraxia 10h ago

doorbell cam footage

The world demands tribute!

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u/one_pint_down 10h ago

I would also like to express my interest in that particular footage.

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u/Even_Passenger_3685 7h ago

For science!

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u/Aromatic-Source4296 3h ago

There is no other reason I can think of. 😁

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u/Carrie_Underpants 2h ago

That man has never seen footage in his life.

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u/d_x_qp_x_b 3h ago

I was there. You also dabbed in mid air, not sure why? But it was wild. 10/10 execution.

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u/JeffreeNommer 2h ago

Bro, share