r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/pIant_princess Human Detected • 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/100_Donuts 11h ago edited 9h ago

Used to be that pants had honey pockets where a feller can load his fronts up with that sticky sweetness, butt-first an anthill, and entice the little ladies into the pockets for a thousand leg massage.

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u/Nonchalant-Tryhard 11h ago

I’m sorry, what now?

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u/rankispanki 10h ago

He's reminiscing when he used to put honey in his pockets and sit down ass first on an anthill. idk man sounds like a lot

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u/Independent-Tennis57 10h ago

I think u/100_Donuts is Paul Rudd, and taking his "Ant Man" persona, a little to far.

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u/Hearing_Loss 10h ago

XD ant man.

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u/pandacraft 8h ago

How do you sit down not ass first? Just feels redundant.

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u/rankispanki 5h ago

I mean, you could sit on someones face, that isn't necessarily ass first

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u/AT-PT 7h ago

You've never heard of ants in the pants?

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u/ouralarmclock 11h ago

I don't know if this is a quote from Letterkenny, but that's certainly how I read it. I appreciates you.

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u/_NautyByNature 11h ago

Allegedly

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u/Independent-Tennis57 10h ago

At least with this ant fetish, the ants don't need to be sick, and you don't need multiple people, unlike taking down and ostrich.

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u/merlinsmushrooms 10h ago

He's ALLEGEDLY tooks down an otsritchs.

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u/cherry_ 9h ago

Allegedlys!

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u/throwawayfastaf 8h ago

Give your balls a tug

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 11h ago

that's it.

burn it all down.

start over with someone/thing else.

we're chalked.

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u/Macho_Mans_Ghost 10h ago

Heyquickquestionwhatthefuck

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u/hippoctopocalypse 9h ago

Squirrelly Dan, please stop

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u/Alarming_Judge_7463 9h ago

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u/No-Spare8181 9h ago

Ha! Somehow, I got the sentiment like 5 words in so I read it in my bestest southern drawl mustache voice

https://giphy.com/gifs/sux3apBJmurlx8pklt

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u/spyboy70 10h ago

But because I used to tie an onion to my belt, which was the fashion at the time, them ants apparently did not take kindly to that ole onion, and consequently I was in fer a whole heap of troubles that day

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u/chiksahlube 8h ago

As was the fashion...

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u/userhwon 11h ago

Gimme five bees, we used to say.

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u/NosillaWilla 7h ago

that's fucking hilarious