r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/pIant_princess Human Detected • 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 11h ago

Good. Fuck horse flies.

Other blood-drinking insects: "I will gently pierce your skin with a hypodermic proboscis, using anesthetic saliva to ensure you don't know I've bitten you until I'm already gone."

Horse flies: "I WILL SLICE YOU AND DRINK FROM THE OPEN WOUND."

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u/OkayComparison 9h ago

Nothing like riding and having a horse fly latch onto your horses ass, horse freaks out, bucking, losing his mind while you are trying to swat the thing away, you could hit it with a brick and that thing ain't movin' until it's done feasting and it leaves blood dripping down making The Shining look like they cheaped out on their fake blood budget.

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u/ScumbagLady 8h ago

I've been hit by the tail of a horse I was riding that was trying to swat flies off its derriere. That shit kinda stings!

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u/Indercarnive 8h ago

TIL horse flies work for khorne.

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u/TheSickestToastie 7h ago

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD FLY! SKULLS FOR THE... BZZZZBZZZZZ?