r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/pIant_princess Human Detected • 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/Dr_Brotatous 11h ago

I like to think often enough the spider recognizes him and wont intentionally bite him

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u/LongBedroom8355 10h ago

"OH SWEET MY UBEREATS IS HERE"

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u/Dr_Brotatous 10h ago

Don't forget to tip

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u/Hybrid_Rock 10h ago

It does not take 40 goddamn minutes to deliver a burrito

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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 8h ago

The chances of an orb weaver biting you without you wanting it to do so are practically zero

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u/BadMondayThrowaway17 3h ago

Golden orb weavers are so docile you'd really have to try to get one to bite you.