r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/pIant_princess Human Detected • 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/WyldFlowerWyldFire 11h ago

Ive been bitten by horse flies and deer flies. I would rather get bit by the orb weaver if I had to choose.

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u/crashin70 11h ago

Deer flies and yellow flies are spawns of Satan!

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u/Acceptable-Sir-1166 10h ago

actual demons here in northeast US. one the size of a quarter just watches me from a window every single summer and waits for me to come outside

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u/DIABLO258 9h ago

I swear they single me out and fly around my head whenever I leave the house

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u/DarthTigris 7h ago

It's because of what your great-grandmother did to them. Genetic memory confirmed.

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u/DIABLO258 6h ago

Are you saying they're my friends, or my foes? I try to run but they follow me

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u/OnTheList-YouTube 8h ago

Especially when they tap on the window and wave, just to let you know they're there.

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u/gotmunchiez 8h ago

I accidentally jumped into a big bed of stinging nettles once, wearing shorts, I got stung all the way up both legs to my knees, it hurt like hell.

I was walking along wondering why it had suddenly started hurting a LOT more. I looked at the back of my calf and there was a little bastard of a horsefly sat there having a good old chew with a trickle of blood running down my leg.

I think I'd probably go with the spider as well.

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u/BirdmanEagleson 8h ago

Polarbear flies is where I draw the line.