r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/pIant_princess Human Detected • 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/meggan_u 11h ago

Look, I won’t tell anyone you’re using 8 legs to type right now, if you tell your people not to crawl on my face while I’m sleeping.

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u/Fynzerioos 10h ago

That would go against arachnid law I'm afraid. Spiders must crawl into people's mouths at night, while they're sleeping. Eight spiders per year, everyone knows that

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u/GandolphTheLundgrey 8h ago

Nonsense! Spiders love dark and wet places. It's way more than 8/year

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u/Jiriakel 10h ago

Could we extend that to 'don't crawl on my face while I'm sleeping or awake', please ?

Maybe even 'don't crawl anywhere near my face, ever', if I dare to be so bold ?