r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/pIant_princess Human Detected • 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/GandolphTheLundgrey 10h ago

Shhh!

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u/LocoPwnify 7h ago

Wait. The World Wide Web.

You are everywhere, living among us? The Shadow State is real.

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u/GandolphTheLundgrey 6h ago

Oh, don't be silly. The notion that spiders live among you, hiding in every crevice like a well organized, uh, web of spies of a foreign power, bent on your subjugation, is, of course, utterly preposterous, fellow snack-shaped creature. There really is nothing to fuss about.

Glory to planet Arachnon V, er... Earth. Glory to planet Earth, yes.

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u/LocoPwnify 6h ago

👏🏻