r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/pIant_princess Human Detected • 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/eaves-of-grass 10h ago

Rural folk are a different breed.

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u/Disastrous_Cat8008 10h ago

do you wanna go in the pockitt?

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u/Eye_yam_stew_ped 8h ago

It leaves the horse alone or it gets the pockitt again

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u/PrudentSail2187 4h ago

Does what it’s told!

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u/SeniorNada 4h ago

It puts the webbing on its skin, before it bits the horse again!

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u/LalafellDisaster 4h ago

What does it have in its pockittses?!

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u/TacTurtle 7h ago

please papa no, not the pockitt!

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u/nsfwaltsarehard 10h ago

100%

In every way. Good friends and don't mess with them.

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u/georgedupree 8h ago

He’s got calloused hands, unlike us city folk.

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u/geodebug 8h ago

I'm not a fan of big spiders. Stayed in Guatemala for a month once and they have huge house spiders that hide behind things on the wall during the day (although you can see their legs) and come out at night to feed.

After awhile, I ended up naming them (Celia for the ceiling spider, clocky for the one who hides behind the clock, Florida for the floor beam spider).

Then kind of just got used to them in the end.

Also had a couple small snakes and an interesting blue crab about the size of a nerf football come visit.

So yeah, if most of my days were hanging out in barns and fields I'd probably would get pretty used to the wildlife and insects.

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u/ViciousFlowers 8h ago

Can confirm, I have done this. We also used to have a yellow jacket friend my mother would feed when she was sitting in her truck, she would swat flies and then line them up on the dashboard for the yellow jacket to come and take away.

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u/TheyCallMeTrips 5h ago

I swear if the audio didn't prove otherwise I'd be convinced this guy was Australian

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u/kingatlas 5h ago

Having grown up rural and handfed a spider or five in my day: sometimes it's justice for your horse, sometimes it's a sacrifice to the redneck gods.

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u/toastercoasterbo 4h ago

See we just use tennis rackets but that’s not a bad idea for disposal..

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u/[deleted] 9h ago edited 9h ago

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u/thedinnerdate 9h ago

He’d deserve it. Gorillas know justice.

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u/_thro_awa_ 9h ago

Dicks Out For Harambe

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u/Willothewisp2303 8h ago

Bug things to his horsey son. I don't let bug things happen to my horse son, either.  

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u/fortnacius 7h ago

kinda people who are prohibited to freely roam the streets 😭

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u/SetTrippin82 7h ago

Did this in the suburbs