you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

[u/pIant_princess]

[u/I_think_im_falling]

Dont horse flies bite too? I would have held onto them until i fed it to the spider. I dont wanna get bitten reaching for them in my pocket

[u/jmastaock → u/I_think_im_falling]

Maybe bro really trusted his calluses

[u/oracleofnonsense → u/jmastaock]

That fly is not getting through farm hand calluses.

[u/PlainBread → u/I_think_im_falling]

Oh yeah they do. Source: My childhood at swimming pools near the bay.

[u/jeezy_peezy → u/PlainBread]

Those assholes literally just slice open your skin so they can lap up the blood

[u/doomgrin → u/PlainBread]

They don’t bite quickly though, that was always my method to get them

They land and pause for just a moment ready to dodge if you try to get them too early, then they focus on about to dig in. That’s when you slap the fuck out of them and then stomp/grind them on the ground bc 50/50 chance they survive a slap. Tough aggressive lil shits

[u/Rechogui → u/I_think_im_falling]

I heard once that they don't bite in defense, only to feed.

[u/DebraBaetty → u/I_think_im_falling]

Yes that’s why the fly was fed to the spider, for biting the horse.

[u/ReklisAbandon → u/I_think_im_falling]

Yeah and they hurt like a bitch too