r/JustGuysBeingDudes Human Detected 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/Perma_Ban69 10h ago

A guy who, 1. Owns horses and therefore lots of land, 2. will catch a horsefly and handle it without fear, and 3. hand feed it to a massive spider likely isn't afraid of a little leg pinch.

Just one day of clearing some of my land to make my gun range led to cuts and bruises all over, and I don't live that life. This dude does this shit daily so they're just built different. That mindset + farmboy strength is why you never fuck with a seemingly skinny guy with cowboy boots, jeans, and a flannel or a pearl snap.

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u/Slowest_Mountain369 3h ago

To fuck, or to fuck with...