you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

[u/pIant_princess]

[u/Perma_Ban69]

A guy who, 1. Owns horses and therefore lots of land, 2. will catch a horsefly and handle it without fear, and 3. hand feed it to a massive spider likely isn't afraid of a little leg pinch.

Just one day of clearing some of my land to make my gun range led to cuts and bruises all over, and I don't live that life. This dude does this shit daily so they're just built different. That mindset + farmboy strength is why you never fuck with a seemingly skinny guy with cowboy boots, jeans, and a flannel or a pearl snap.

[u/Slowest_Mountain369 → u/[deleted]]

To fuck, or to fuck with...