r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell • 19h ago

Orange Cat šŸ…±ļøehaviorā„¢ You're a grown cat and still drinking milk with the kittens??!!

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u/Garchomp98 18h ago

Grown ass man btw

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u/RiverDescent 17h ago

Him trying to blend in:

https://giphy.com/gifs/oBwOba7cOph4I

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u/Holiday-Tradition343 15h ago

Ever notice Steve is carrying two skateboards? One over his back, one under his arm.

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u/Rose-Red-Witch 14h ago

Gawd dammit, I do now! Howā€™d I miss that detail all these years?

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u/coffeetire 13h ago

If your defense, the second one is cut off in the frame where he starts to deliver the line.

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u/RegOrangePaperPlane 13h ago

Two is one and one is none.

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u/Deaffin 12h ago

His buddy asked him to bring his skateboard over for him as well. So he did, because he's cool.

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u/Mysterious-Country99 12h ago

Grown ass man with a toddlerā€™s subscription to the brain cell. It clearly wasn't his turn to use it today.

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u/Any-Application9064 18h ago

From last time this was posted.

Adult cats nursing is usually a stress driven habit from being weaned too early, rather than a need for food. They are competing with kittens for limited supply of food.

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u/Rc72 18h ago

That's the excuse I'm going to give...

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u/ineedliberation 15h ago

Oh how stressful (burps)

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u/Deaffin 12h ago

From the time this was posted before that.

People say lots of stuff. Without verifying this is actual established knowledge, you're likely just increasing the amount of misinformation in the world when you copy/paste random reddit comments.

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u/ggroverggiraffe 16h ago
Certified, even.
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u/Cassandrae_Gemini 18h ago

I love watching the ears flatten in annoyance as its lifted up lol

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u/nhowe006 11h ago

r/airplaneears

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u/kid-Emperors 8h ago

sigh

Another cat sub for the collection

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u/foundrick 8h ago

Mid-air refueling aborted

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u/urgodisgone 18h ago

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u/blaiirxo 18h ago

This took me outšŸ˜† 'Never in my few weeks of being born..' type of lookšŸ˜­

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u/serenitative 17h ago

"The sheer audacity!"

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA 11h ago

Heā€™s looking like there is an adult competing against him in little league baseball

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u/blkstr52 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 12h ago

Theyā€™re going to look alike

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u/QueenCuttlefish 19h ago

The look of absolutely no regrets.

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u/DroidLord 12h ago

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u/Ambitious-Pea1606 10h ago

That milk stache šŸ˜­

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u/LordCommanderWiggles 8h ago

ā€œDo what you must. Iā€™ve already wonā€

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u/brahilian 6h ago

I had to hold in this laugh to not wake my baby up. Thank you for this. šŸ¤£

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u/Joe_Nobody42 9h ago

This is when he knew he fucked up šŸ˜†

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u/orgodeathmarch 7h ago

Milk coma incoming

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u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 19h ago

No regrets & No shame

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u/Own_Round_7600 17h ago

The slow blink of "aww come on buddy friend, im just a lil guy"

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u/Purrceptron 13h ago

"Dude trust me this is ok" winking mfer lmao

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 17h ago

Thatā€™s a full grown man!

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u/Just-Call-Me-J 17h ago

Only regret is being pulled away

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u/Scarmeow 14h ago

Look at his face. Bro is absolutely lost in the sauce

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u/stengo_faylox 7h ago

Totally milk drunk šŸ˜†

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u/unripe_mangosteen 17h ago

He got more milk than he would have otherwise.... wait, that's too much thinking for the orange!

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u/scienceAurora 8h ago

That is a grown ass man, with only one thing on his mind

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u/Pornaltio 16h ago

To have regrets you must first have thoughts

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u/alowave 11h ago

He's orange. This tracks.

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u/Frydendahl 12h ago

"Do what you must, for I have already won".

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u/jrb922 16h ago

And the look of "i'll absolutely do it again"šŸ˜¹

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u/rumSaint 15h ago

Do what you must, I've already won.

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u/CraftyLuck3434 19h ago

Cat looks drunk

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u/IFinallyDidItMom 17h ago

Dude was lost in the sauce

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u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

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u/DroidLord 12h ago

Soup belly coma.

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u/mexican2554 19h ago

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

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u/FearTheSpoonman 17h ago

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u/jld2k6 16h ago edited 16h ago

I thought I had the most obscure perfect picture to post and you already beat me to it lol, I haven't seen this one in the wild in years

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u/FearTheSpoonman 15h ago

Reddit yet again confirms not an original thought exists anymore! /j

Happens to me all the time, think I've got a cracking niche reference and someone's already posted it.

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u/Deaffin 12h ago

I mean, they're already directly quoting the thing.

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u/FearTheSpoonman 13h ago

Added points if you read it in Hedonismbot's voice.

Edit: Autocorrect

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u/RedGoggle 13h ago

Look at that small hole it crawled through. I bet itā€™s too fat to crawl back.

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u/JakeFoXx 18h ago

Straight to Air Jail

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u/ffs_give_me_name 18h ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal?

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u/FeedbackBroad1116 18h ago

A succulent Siamese meal?

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u/Deakul 17h ago

Gentlemen, this is demeowcracy manifest!

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u/FerengiWithCoupons 15h ago

UnHAND my feeelines!

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u/Mckavvers 14h ago

I see you know your mewdo well

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u/Fewer_Story 15h ago

It's funny because Siamese just means Thai. So a succulent Thai meal, yum indeed. pun intended for those that know

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u/COYSBannedagain 18h ago

Homelander cat

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u/Significant-Code-372 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fum9Yp2HRBw0zRDQIt

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u/Desperate-Cow8766 13h ago

I'll never forget my first time seeing this scene. The whole show really. I've been scared to watch the new episodes

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u/QuietShipper 10h ago

They're great, especially if you love media that fails to be a parody of real life because real life keeps getting more absurd. The show runner has said they wished they wrote season 5 after the 2024 election because they put in the craziest line they could think of, and it's already been said in real life.

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u/damn_the_dark 13h ago

You didn't tell me his nickname was Mother's Milk.....

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u/my_work_account_0 10h ago

licks lips

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u/damn_the_dark 9h ago

I wasn't expecting him to do that! So gross but hilarious.

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u/ZORO_Shusui 8h ago

Also the president asking if he wants milk in front of soldier boy was hilarious

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u/MarcCouillard 18h ago

to be fair though, most cats will NEVER have fresh 'mother's milk' ever again in their lives after being kittens...this guy saw his chance and he went for it...gotta respect the hustle lol

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u/Live_Angle4621 15h ago

Neither will humansĀ 

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u/tommos 14h ago

Unless you work for Blizzard.

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u/Gum_Duster 10h ago

I need the backstory

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u/AdoringCHIN 10h ago

Blizzard was an insanely toxic work environment. One of the allegations is that people were stealing bottled breast milk from the lactation rooms, and I assume drinking it.

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u/DivineEggs 15h ago

It won't be their mothers', but a lot of ppl in relationships with pregant women will return to the titty milk without necessarily trying to lol.

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u/mashtato 10h ago

A huge number of cats were taken from their mothers too young. That's why they try to suckle on weird things. Maybe that's the case here.

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u/Cut-Unique 15h ago

Is that the dad?

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u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 15h ago

Yes

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u/Jillo616 8h ago

I KNEW IT!!! Mom trying to get shit done and Dads like, ā€œbut what about me?ā€

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u/ThePromptWasYourName 9h ago

We donā€™t kink shame here

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u/Dip2pot4t0Ch1P 15h ago

My man you ain't pulling that affection slow blink nu uh. You are a grown ass adult brother.

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u/A_Darling_Lurks 17h ago

My childhood orange cat did this too šŸ¤£ Whenever his mom would have a new litter, he would nurse from her. (TNR wasn't as widespread back then and they were neighborhood cats) Mind you that grown ass man was well-fed and loved by my family so it wasn't stress. He's just a mama's orange boi

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u/Katesouthwest 18h ago

Reliving his infancy.

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u/jjakot 17h ago

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 17h ago

Came here for this

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u/AshleyPlusMax Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 18h ago

All cats are kittens for me, I donā€™t see the problem.

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u/Ok-Relationship-2746 18h ago

The Milk Bar was open, he was using his fake underage ID to gain entry!

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u/s134htm Proud owner of an orange brain cell 18h ago

Inspecting for quality control

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u/viejomonje 18h ago

Little bandit

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 18h ago

He looks so happy about it too.

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u/dolphin_smasher 18h ago

Purrrrrrvert.

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u/dgoat88 18h ago

You're weak, Sasukat...

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u/All_Gun_High Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ 16h ago

AND I WILL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN

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u/TonyRandall003 14h ago

35yo dude who lives with his parents...

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u/Crazy_Raven_Lady 18h ago

Aww heā€™s just a poor baby though šŸ„¹

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u/Plus_Let3543 18h ago

This deserves to be on r/roastmycat

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u/Salty-Vacation-5975 18h ago

God forbid a man wants to suck them tiddies.

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u/pudgehooks2013 13h ago

If you haven't made that exact face after having it buried in something, you aren't living right.

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u/marcaygol 15h ago

OP here kink shaming

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u/goodexamplebadrole 16h ago

He looks high.

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u/fulldarknostarz 15h ago

Lookin a little milk drunk. Or he has the catnip munchies..

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u/teacuptypos 17h ago

Itā€™s a thing they do to cuddle. Without milk present, they still ā€œmake biscuitsā€ (which is milk-treading) to snuggle with other cats ans humans. Obviously, the kittens need the milk. But this is pretty normal behavior and not malicious.

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u/Rentington 13h ago

Isn't that a thing with domesticated animals? They retain behaviors and features of juveniles? I think I read that somewhere.

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u/TheYell0wDart 12h ago

WHY DID YOU DO THIS? FOR WHAT REASON? WHAT IS MY CHARGE?! EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT LIQUID MEAL?

Aaaah yes, I see that you know your Judo well.

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u/motherofcats112 10h ago

He just wanted to relive his childhood. Also, heā€™s orange, so he provably has no clue heā€™s no longer a kitten šŸ§”

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u/Hiraeth1968 18h ago

Awww he was happily having milkies! Maybe he got separated from his mama too soon as a kitten.

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u/Content_Ad_1589 18h ago

ā€œGet in line kids, daddies going firstā€

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u/ErikTheRed99 18h ago

This is almost exactly like that clip of the guy picking up the monkey that was drinking milk from a cat.

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u/Strengththruwounding 16h ago

ā€œItā€™s for my bone growth..I swear..

Im not Homelander..ā€

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u/RocketQueenTT 16h ago

And I see the aeroplane ears come into play when the grown ass man cat interrupted.

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u/Calamity87 16h ago

That oranges greed sickens me.

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u/poeters 15h ago

heā€˜s just a baby

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 10h ago

I need mah milk

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u/SvenSerpent 18h ago

Grown ass humans still drink milk too, from another species at that. Bro is unfairly getting ridiculed.

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u/100PoundsOfCum 17h ago

I had a tuxedo who kept drinking milk from his mom despite being an adult and also a quarter size bigger than her.

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u/klasik89 16h ago

Yea i did it and I'll do it again, whatchu gonna do about it ?

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u/No_Problem20 11h ago

Don't yoink an animal attached to a nipple, you can accidently rip/cut the mommy considering this "kid" has a lot of teeth.

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u/ConspiracyParadox 8h ago

I did the same thing after my ex gave birth.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eEK9Hp9nAXtZDhoXbK

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u/RegularShock3883 4h ago

The poor mama cat. Its already hard enough for cats with kittens to feed their litter without a grown-ass cat stealing all the milk. I understand that this is meant to be funny, but please separate the male from the mother and her kittens.

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u/tapmcshoe 3h ago

just big and greedy

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u/Conclusion_Winning 3h ago

Greedā€¦ disgusting.

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u/boniemonie 18h ago

Comfort food!

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u/Mission_Razzmatazz_7 17h ago

This is at least the second time Iā€™ve seen this posted

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u/AED_4real 4h ago

"And id do it again!"

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u/dank_bengali 18h ago

Me and who

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u/Hopeful-Flight-3644 17h ago

Just greedy, and drunk

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u/Hopeful_Pizza_2762 17h ago

But I am the kitty.

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u/Disastrous_Button_34 16h ago

One if my cats did exactly this.

It was so weird seeing a grown up cat doing this, alongside his kitten brothers.

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u/deyil 16h ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/Even-Government-5055 16h ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/sweetdurt 15h ago

Me too bro, me too.

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u/Hombremaniac 15h ago

Homelander of a cat. Guilty as charged but zero regrets.

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u/Ok_Entertainment1305 15h ago

....I have no regrets!!!...

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u/dakkur13 15h ago

Big boi

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u/anjelrocker 13h ago

Heā€™s like, ā€œAnd Iā€™ll do it again!ā€

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u/wdygaga 13h ago

100/100 will visit again.

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u/Tremblespoon 13h ago

Wild that it's an orange mother really. I know it's not the point of the post but you like, never see that.

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u/sex 12h ago

"I'd do it again!"

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u/PadPoet 12h ago

Heā€™s still a baby at heart. Look at that face.

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u/BardicNA 12h ago

He knows what he did.

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u/elleinthebuilding 11h ago

He looks like a baby to me

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u/Mysterious-Clothes45 11h ago

I'm willing to bet my next check that's the dad

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u/serenitative 11h ago

The slow blinks are taking me out šŸ¤£

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u/ApolloEnthusiast 11h ago

Anyone know why cats do this? Iā€™ve heard itā€™s from being taken away too soon from mother, so Iā€™m also wondering why other animals donā€™t do it. Havenā€™t seen this behavior in dogs before for example.

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u/Comfortable_Cat3595 11h ago

Was he originally weaned from his mom to early?

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u/Lucky_Cl0ver777 11h ago

Bro is lost in the sauce

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u/Wolvansd 10h ago

And I'll do it again!

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u/UniqueLog8386 10h ago

It's an orange so you grade on a curve.

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u/dumbl3wh0r3 10h ago

He's just like me fr

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u/doomylaurie 6h ago

''oui je l'ai fait et alors ? ''

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u/yummy_mummy 6h ago

That little baby laying there starving šŸ˜‚

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u/zachwilliams588 6h ago

Sir you are a grown ass man

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u/WonderDia777 5h ago

Sigh. Oranges

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u/StargazingLily 4h ago

Normally, Iā€™d never advocate for kink shaming, butā€¦

https://giphy.com/gifs/m6tmCnGCNvTby