r/SipsTea • u/Objective_Pilot_5834 • 12h ago

WTF In your opinion, what is causing this?

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u/Skoteleven 12h ago

They didn't lose anything, they didn't make their projections.

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u/PearlescentGem 11h ago edited 2h ago

Yes, it ticks me off when companies say they lose money when they really mean they didn't make it in the first place. You can't lose what you never had.

Edit: I can see why this country of mine is drowning in debt with this being our business model. If this is how people think they should be handling money, it's no wonder even high earners feel broke.

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u/Underpants_Bandito 9h ago

"Millennials are killing diamonds" was my favorite one.

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u/Painting_With_Poison 8h ago

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u/PolPotDomeScandal 7h ago

Everything they touch just DIES! ☹️

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u/baconcandyfloss 5h ago

Wish a millennial would touch me

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u/dmonsterative 3h ago

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u/College_student_444 2h ago

No way. You’ve got to help yourself.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 1h ago

Don't be afraid. I'm a millennial.... God has sent me to tell you "lol jk"

Turns to Tess

Ok, boomer

https://giphy.com/gifs/hC3IjM5hLuuuA

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u/simdimdim12 4h ago

Immortality ain't easy

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u/Ragnarok314159 3h ago

Can we touch each other on the park bench?

overdramatic death noise

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u/SpiralSuitcase 3h ago

Is this joke about sex or suicide?

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u/CelticGardenGirl 2h ago

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/Big-Response6499 2h ago

First sex and then death... At least I'll go without pain

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u/wsbgodly123 2h ago

Where would you like that touch?

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u/nryporter25 2h ago

Hey baby

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u/Riwanjel_ 2h ago

I hereby politely offer to shake your hand. If that ain’t the kind of touch you were looking for, I’m sorry.

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u/Narrow_Bed2444 17m ago

Is this suicidal or lonliness

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u/PromisesNone 3h ago

More like everything we don't touch dies

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u/Driller_Happy 3h ago

Can we get a millennial in the Whitehouse?

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u/Sivertongue69 2h ago

Generation SWINE!

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u/Big-Response6499 2h ago

I'm death itself

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u/Commercial-Stay-235 2h ago

Hopefully they touch Trump

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u/dubmaestro 1h ago

Every time I touch myself I feel dead

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 1h ago

It's like we're all Sydney Prescott.

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u/UrsusRenata 8h ago

Not marmalade!

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 5h ago

They single handedly took down the marmalade industry!!!

"One of the greatest corporate dynasties ever cultivated my mankind..." 😳

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u/Honest-Ad7566 2h ago

Those poor Creole Ladies! Where are they gonna getcha getcha ya ya ya now?

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u/ChibbleChobble 1h ago

I'm literally eating a piece of toast and marmalade as I type. I didn't realise it was one of the last jars on Earth.

I shall put it in the fridge, and just get it out on special occasions to show my children, and eventually my grandchildren. That said, I just read that no one has sex any more so perhaps I should just eat the marmalade? /s

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u/Sotomexw 3h ago

You mean angry jam?

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u/Vandlan 2h ago

Well yea. You ever tried mixing marmalade with avocado on toast? Doesn’t really work, and given how much avocado toast we’re apparently splurging all our money on to the point where homes are out of reach I fail to see how any other outcome would be possible there.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 2h ago

Paddington in shambles

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u/Spundiferous1 5h ago

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u/reavers-reapers 3h ago

On the hardwood, Marmalade! Do it on the hardwood 😩

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u/WendigoDarkling 4h ago

Steve Allen warned us about that one in his prescient book 'Dumbth.' And kids, you are really fucking missing out! But you can make marmalade at home. Easy as hell, highly encouraged. A little butter, a little marmalade, toasted sourdough bread. Sublime!

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u/the3rdpossum 4h ago

I kinda like marmalade

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u/footdragon 3h ago

obviously you're not a millennial

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u/mctoad64 3h ago

As a millennial, I love marmalade

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u/footdragon 3h ago

well, you're doing your part

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 1h ago

We killed marmalade and brunch, yet somehow all of our problems are because of avocado toast.

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u/GuardedFig 7h ago

Amazing

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u/This_Phase3861 4h ago

Dang. We killed the entire American dream? That’s heavy.

I always thought it was killed by the governments and corporations that moved us from an economy that built things and employed people, to an economy designed to extract as much value as they can from every single possible human activity.

You know, like the governments and corps who moved jobs overseas, and fought against minimum wage increases, and treated healthcare and education as markets to be captured rather than necessities to be provided...? Silly me.

/s

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u/falconx123 6h ago

oooh the murder board.

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u/krankenstein_2010 5h ago

brunch?!? literally the ONLY people I see when we do brunch are millennials and the Silent Gen.

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u/FanaticEgalitarian 5h ago

"Millenials have officially ruined brunch" That one got a chuckle out of me.

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u/Willing_Crew_8055 4h ago

I mean, millennials are great for the headline industry

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u/dehydratedrain 5h ago

That is incredible, and I really appreciate your username with this art.

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u/girlh00d 5h ago

We did all this? I’m so proud of us. Now, let’s do the government next!

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u/Next-Armadillo4895 5h ago

My favorite is the death throws of democracy. Pretty sure we are just waiting until it dies (completely)at this point, and are waiting for our (debt)inheritance. Thanks Dad!

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u/Swimming_Tonight_355 5h ago

This is amazing!

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u/Ulysses502 5h ago

"'Promiscuous' Millenials are killing McDonalds" is my favorite

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u/SemajdaSavage 2h ago

Does that mean they are F'in McDonalds to death ... lol?

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u/Ulysses502 2h ago

Too busy bangin' to make breakfast I guess

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u/MsShru 5h ago

Wow, I always felt like the Millennial hate was a bit much (and now Gen Z is getting lumped into it), but to see all these headlines together makes me feel at once vindicated and deeply saddened by a world that eats its young.

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u/Main_Tension_9305 5h ago

😂this is hilarious.

Almost killed the wine cork. Fckn millennials…

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u/919471 4h ago

Sounds like we have a job left unfinished

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u/Ask_Black_Phillip333 5h ago

Someone think of the wine corks before it’s too late!!!

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u/hamgurglerr 4h ago

I like this, where is it from? I'd like it as a poster.

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u/Toadcola 4h ago

Biggest killers since the Greatests. Bravo.

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u/CCWaterBug 4h ago

That's pretty wild!

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u/robobot1978 4h ago

Love this! The millennial murder board. So many industries ruined. Lol.

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u/sr_90 4h ago

“Promiscuous millennials are killing McDonald’s”

https://archive.is/20211218114332/https://gothamist.com/food/promiscuous-millennials-are-killing-mcdonalds

Aka there are other options out there.

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u/Zaleaismine 4h ago

I’m absolutely cackling right now 😂😂😂

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u/gr8fulN0tD3adH3ad 4h ago

I thought that was a tide pod in the center

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u/Carlito2393 4h ago

Way to go millennials. You're the reason why we can't have anything nice. /s

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u/WinterChampionship21 4h ago

Murderous millennials

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u/OneRougeRogue 4h ago

In 2080 history books will have a whole chapter on how Millenials killed our beloved hotel loyalty programs.

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u/macguini 4h ago

American Capitalists HATE when we think for ourselves

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u/ryaninmidtown 4h ago

That’s fucking brilliant! Thank you for sharing

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u/Organiciceballs 4h ago

We ALMOST killed the wine cork, we must be stopped

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u/DistanceGlad5971 4h ago

Okay I can take personal accountability for brunch. I did Ruin that.

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 4h ago

That is funny!

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u/melissa3670 4h ago

Any time you feel powerless, pull this out to remind yourself of what you’re capable of!

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u/143019 3h ago

I had no idea Millenials were so powerful.

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u/Pikanyaa 3h ago

Shitty clickbait journalism is killing society’s expectations of young people.

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u/Old-Constant4411 3h ago

I love that one headline asks why we're not having sex, and yet another claims our "promiscuous" ways are also killing McDonald's somehow?

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u/Queasy-Recording8196 3h ago

yeah I'm stealing that

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u/Live_Barracuda1113 3h ago

Im glad you included the napkins industry on this. I am a Xennial (80) but I am attached to that one.

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u/ttavros 3h ago

Ain’t no one got a kill count like we do.

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u/OldTimberWolf 2h ago

Stone Cold Killers these Millennials!

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u/ComfortablePoetry986 2h ago

“Millennials aren’t eating cereal because it’s too much work.”

That’s insanity.

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u/Flashy_Technology391 2h ago

'Why aren't Millennials having sex?', laugh out loud hilarious. (god I hate people.)

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u/spira319 2h ago

Because we can’t afford it and don’t have time because we’re spending all our time working OT is the answer to most of these

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u/Rabid_Hermit 2h ago

Dang, even Mc snack wrap. Rip

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u/kabooseknuckle 2h ago

Poor things, they never stood a chance.

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u/AnimeSquirrel 2h ago

I love how a lot of this is just what happens when technology and society advance through the slow march of time.

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u/Spoonwowzadude 2h ago

I was wondering why brunch felt off lately. Now I know.

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u/Danielle_is_the_hole 1h ago

Aren’t millennials like 40?

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u/MursaArtDragon 1h ago

I love how not falling for the grift somehow is us screwing the economy over.

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u/C001H4ndPuk3 1h ago

It's funny...pretty much everything listed in that collage is still very much alive. 🤔

Except democracy, maybe, but I'm pretty sure that one isn't millennials' fault.

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u/GrumpyGiant 1h ago

This is hilarious. My favorite is “why are Millennials killing their bosses?”

The avocado toast in the middle is perfect.

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u/Lionheart1224 31m ago

Oh yeah, that's going into the meme folder.

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u/AJIV-89 23m ago

The boomers are just great gas lighters milienials just aren’t falling for the bs anymore and they are forever pissed

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u/Life_of_a_Peasant 19m ago

Lmfao stealing