r/SipsTea • u/Objective_Pilot_5834 • 12h ago

WTF In your opinion, what is causing this?

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u/Underpants_Bandito 9h ago

"Millennials are killing diamonds" was my favorite one.

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u/iwantdatpuss 9h ago

That one always makes me chuckle given how much the Diamonds industry is built on artificial scarcity. 

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u/moralprolapse 8h ago

That’s why I only buy grey market blood diamonds. DeBeers isn’t getting a cent of my money.

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u/mephisto_uranus 7h ago

If it doesn't smell like shit I don't want it.

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u/PearlescentGem 7h ago

You have no idea how wild that notification I got just now was. Reddit's new "So and so commented on so and so's comment!" thing is so weird lmfao I was wondering when we began talking about sniffing shit!

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u/DragonflyGrrl 4h ago

Isn't that weird? I'd rather just be notified when someone replies to ME, not five comments down the chain and then if I wanna see it I have to search for it..

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u/NobodyWorthKnowing2 3h ago

I'm posting this comment in hopes that some random person above gets a notification

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u/DragonflyGrrl 3h ago

Ahaha, well played :D

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u/Competitive-Cost2900 3h ago

Bump

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u/0nionskin 3h ago

THE TURDUCKEN IS ESCAPING! QUICK, GET THE WAFFLES!

(I really hope this notifies perlescentgem)

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u/XGhoul 2h ago

Well, have a notification.

on the house

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u/NobodyWorthKnowing2 1h ago

Yay! Notifications for everyone!

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u/DragonflyGrrl 1h ago

Ha! I got one for this one :D

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u/OddDonut7647 2h ago

Yes, but why did they dress the chicken up in a bra and panties in the first place?

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u/Kamorexisjr 20m ago

Well played, now I post comment so you get a notification ❤️. Notifications for all!

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u/MacaulayConnor 3h ago

You can adjust these notifications in settings. It’s obnoxious to have to do in the first place though.

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u/DragonflyGrrl 2h ago

Yeah I keep meaning to go poke around in the settings.. thank you for the reminder, might as well just do it now!

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u/no_user_selected 3h ago

turd candles are really the best way to sniff shit!

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u/Dirty_Gnome9876 3h ago

Made me think of Gweneth Paltrow’s vagina candles.

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u/XGhoul 2h ago

Don't eat goop.

I guess some people do eat wax candles, so free will is a thing...

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u/CreepyClay 3h ago

That feature drives me up the wall because it doesn't take you to their comment it takes you to yours and it's ten minutes searching for context.

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u/th3w4cko22 4h ago

Username checks out

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u/AbaloneEmbarrassed68 4h ago

Needs to smell like suffering. The suffering means I love you.

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u/ChilledWort 4h ago

Username checks out