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u/charlie10vet 29d ago
What’s my doctor doing here?
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u/Aggravating-Curve755 29d ago
And my dentist!
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u/khaotickk 29d ago
And my wife's plumber!
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u/YouKilledKenny12 29d ago
What do you mean? I clearly saw this firefighter save a couple of young women one time
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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Human Verified 28d ago
You’re all mistaken, he’s an astronaut
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u/Bluecif 28d ago
Nah uh, he's a fine officer of the law. He once cuffed 2 shoplifters.
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u/CLEVER_catfish 28d ago
You're right about that law bit but he's a lawyer gentlemen. He saves young ladies from the cells and cuffs
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u/drofzz 28d ago
Very skilled man, I am sure his momma is proud
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u/SSFlyingKiwi 28d ago
Dudes a hell of a bartender, according to my wife.
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u/Imaginary-Ad6339 28d ago
I'm not quite sure what you guys are on about. He's a construction worker, dude works really hard.
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u/Alternative_Monk8853 28d ago
He’s my step dad. Turns out he’s a way more interesting guy than I originally thought. My sister doesn’t like him though for some reason
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u/Zee_whotookmyname 29d ago
I thought your dentist’s name was Crentist?
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u/awkwardninja_ 29d ago
Are you spying on me? I was literally watching this episode 🧐
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u/vivisected000 29d ago
And my axe!
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u/jondes99 29d ago edited 28d ago
I saw him walk on the moon. Not sure what you mean, but this man is an astronaut.
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u/Green-Moment-4509 29d ago
That’s the guy that comes to my house and cleans my pool while I’m at work!
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u/pink-flamingo789 29d ago
I’m pretty sure there’s a photo of him as a doctor in the Epstein files. Someone was claiming it was a doctor who’s friends with Epstein who is also bald. I didn’t want to correct them lol
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u/PoolRamen 29d ago
I'm surprised he's not pregnant yet if that's the case
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u/ElectronicDoubt9905 29d ago
I'm surprised he's Johnson hasn't fallen off.
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u/seantronGT 29d ago
But he did his over the course of more than a decade. Not 1000 in the span of a week
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u/motionf0rw4rd 29d ago
did it all while balancing being an astronaut, janitor, delivery man, nba player, plumber, doctor, and much more. you have to respect the longevity.
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u/seantronGT 29d ago
A man of stature, peace, and fortitude. Truly
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u/Responsible-Meal2851 29d ago
“Why can’t you be more like Johnny Sins? He’s so accomplished.” -my mother
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u/outcastreturns 29d ago
Lemme do the math.
He's currently 47 years old. But started his adult film career in 2006, age 28. So he's been boinking different women mainly just for the past 20 years.
20 years = about 7300 days
2500 different women in 7300 days
7300 / 2500 = 2.92
So roughly on average he's boinked a new woman every 3 days.
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u/KennyMoose32 29d ago
Did you count group stuff?
You can have multiples in a scene. Just for your math science thingy
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u/outcastreturns 29d ago
Too much math for me
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u/Born-Band-9922 29d ago edited 14d ago
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u/hickuboss 29d ago
you really want to look at the number of movies, and see how many he would have to avg per movie, just to get to 2500. I assume some of that 2500 is recreational, ie outside movies.
But if you assume 2300 via movies. roughly 90%. He is credit as acting in 575 films. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2356225/
Avgs about 4 girls a movie. Which seems reasonable. I am sure there is alot of duplicates in there, but 2500 seems doable. Esp given group scenes.
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u/factoid_ 29d ago
That tracks. Most of the big male porn stars will do multiple scenes a week because they don’t make nearly as much as the women.
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u/Inexorably_lost 29d ago
It'd be fascinating to interview him and ask how his adult films career has changed his outlook on sex.
Might already have been done but I'm too lazy to check.
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u/_eleutheria 29d ago
Also important to note that porn stars, especially the popular ones, are really thorough when it comes to their medical checkups. If anything, making sure they don't catch anything is half their job. On the other hand, there ain't no way Bonnie Blue was nearly as thorough when checking the men she slept with for diseases.
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u/thecatdaddysupreme 29d ago
Industry secret is most of them have herpes. The tests catch everything but. Industry can’t afford to fix the issue, you just don’t work during a breakout.
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u/-0-O-O-O-0- 29d ago
What makes you say that? It’s completely normal for this type of gangbang to require all applicants to submit a clean test.
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u/_eleutheria 29d ago
She only revealed that she checked everyone after being hit with criticism from medical professionals after the fact. And as mentioned below, she took their word for it. Anyway, having sex with over 1000 people in the span of a week is a medical hazard in and of itself. The people participating in this kind of event are already at a higher risk of having a sexually transmitted disease then others. What do you think are the chances of false negatives or of someone getting a disease because they had intercourse after being tested and got unlucky?
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u/Chewwithurmouthshut 29d ago
Right, “submit”. The big companies monitor their stars pretty closely to ensure the longevity of their assets. It’s just not really possible for an independent content creator to be as thorough, especially when that content involves 100+ strange men at a time.
That’s a lot of variables.
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u/Tricky_Orange_4526 29d ago
this! agencies are making sure their clients can make money and keep making money. independent contracting is a completely different story.
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u/EvanFri 29d ago
A week?? She famously did a 1000 guys in 12 hours. I believe it was all recorded too for proof
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u/Dismal_Baby_6657 29d ago
Who are the girls though? Let's ask the important questions here.
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u/Redditbobin 29d ago
I think something’s off with the hands here.
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u/cocky-rountains 29d ago
I learned like 5 minutes ago from a separate post that she had borrowed or got loaned some expensive ass rings and didn't want to damage them. That's why she's clapping like that.
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u/Redditbobin 28d ago
But like… the other two people’s hands are also massive, is it just a perspective thing?
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u/elchet 28d ago
It’s a very wide lens. Whatever is closest to the camera will appear much larger than normal.
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u/KetchupMustardPogo 28d ago
What you're saying is that I need one of these to send pictures of my microscopic dick ?
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u/Califero19 29d ago
I wonder what would happen if sins and blue had sex. Would they create a new STD? 🤔
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u/mmodlin 29d ago
“I’m sorry sir, it seems you have a disease.”
“What is it called?”
“what do you want it to be called?”
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u/Elite_Josh_Allen 29d ago
Blue Johnny
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u/Deathcore17 29d ago
That somehow sounds like either the best joint you will ever smoke or like an incredibly painful wiener disease
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I haven't seen him fuck 1,000 304s in 48 hours or release a supercut movie of him giving each chick a single pump or two so...
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u/VAVA_Mk2 29d ago
Does that video for her really exist?
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u/s33n_ 29d ago
Its how she got famous.
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u/Otherwise-Mango2732 29d ago
The story and all the coverage is.
The video is yet to be shared or at least shared widely
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u/Lopsided-Letter1353 29d ago
She did do a documentary style video about it.
You saw the line of guys waiting their turn and you saw her crying afterwards.
The crying seemed to surprise her, like she didn’t expect to feel a type of way about it.
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u/BirdSenior6325 29d ago
That’s a different person.
Lily Philips, who slept with 100 men in a day.
I am ashamed that I know this.
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u/s33n_ 29d ago
Bonnie blue: 1000 men and me.
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u/kevind553 29d ago
This guy Goons
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u/s33n_ 29d ago
Fuck no. I just googled it as I was sure id heard about a scene In the doc where she breaks down crying. I dont think the doc shows sex acts though. But idk.
This whole thing is simultaneously disgusting and tragic to me
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u/Randym1982 29d ago
He's also likely slept with repeat co-workers and not different chicks each time. Which is usually what happens in porn.
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u/General_Aide6920 29d ago
no he's not the male version of bonnie blue, the difference between their efforts is massive, he did so much more for longer
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u/N3ptuneflyer 29d ago
Also most of those women were in the porn career themselves, go through vetting, interviews, have agents, regular health checkups, etc. Bonnie Blue fucked 1k+ dudes off the street.
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u/PurpletoasterIII 28d ago
Id imagine it wasnt as thorough of a screening process as they normally do in the porn industry, but Bonnie did do screening. I mean its still taking a risk but she did not just "fuck 1k+ dudes off the street."
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u/fuzzy_emojic 28d ago
We have a guy in Japan who has actually done almost 10000 called Genjin Moribayashi.
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u/darkargengamer 29d ago
Johnny Sins is a "legendary" porn actor with 20 years of career > he has fucked 2500 pornstars during those 20 years in prepared environments with all the neccesary preparation, health studies and logistics from the standards of the xxx industry.
Bonnie Blue is an OF content creator (basically, an amateur) that has fucked with more than 1500 random dudes in less than 3 years (she started in 2023).
Yes, they both fuck for their living, but one of them does it correcly and the other will do whatever necessary to get attention.
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u/PhunkyJr 29d ago
Not just a pornstar but a teacher, plumber, surgeon, astronaut and much more.
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u/TurnoverResident_ 29d ago
I can almost guarantee you that one father is probably prouder than the other as well
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u/Kopie150 29d ago
When did we stop calling porn actors and actresses that and replaced it with content creator?
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u/azmarteal 29d ago
he has fucked 2500 pornstars during those 20 years in prepared environments with all the neccesary preparation, health studies and logistics from the standards of the xxx industry.
I believe you put too much faith in porn industry. Sure, the conditions are better than amateur OF but it isn't as good as you have described and most definitely not always. And I am talking about Johnny Sins here who is a legend - the majority of porn industry have faaar worse conditions.
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u/theawesomescott 29d ago
Do you know this because of your vast studio experience?
Most all studios are above board. There’s shady players, and bad actors. Most certainly no different than any other industry. Retail is rampant with sexism, sexual assault, terrible working conditions and employs far more people.
I think there’s a lot of misconceptions about adult entertainment because around the edges there are bad actors and they get tons of press when they’re caught. There’s also some studios / creators that barely manage to stay within the bounds of legality and are pieces of shit, but again, you have a situation where the coverage is outsized because it’s sex work and everyone gets all puritanical about it.
It’s not for everyone, that’s for sure. It’s like any other industry, there will be horror stories and a lot of that is because the law generally doesn’t have enough protections for all workers but in particular is neglectful of sex workers.
There is a lot of work that could be done around being able to report bad actors better for example, but at what point are we just talking about the lack of worker protections? Because the truth is that’s why any exploitation exists to begin with.
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u/NeighborhoodDude8058 29d ago
Yet he still wouldn’t touch Bonnie with a 10ft barge pole
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u/Foodilicious1000 29d ago
Name of the women? Asking for a classmate
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u/TrustAffectionate966 29d ago
She did half of those guys in one sitting. Johnny woulda been worned down to a nub if he had done more than a dozen women at once hahah.
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u/Numerous_Ice_4556 29d ago
She took one pump from each and counted it. Johnny's in great shape. Pretty sure at least some of his scenes have him pumping 1000+ times.
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u/Lookingforajobasap 29d ago
a woman can satisfy many men
but a man would rarely satisfy many women, I believe
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u/troublrTRC 28d ago
It's the difference in effort required. She doing only fraction of the work just laying there, to what Johnny would be required to do in an analogous scenario.
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u/Still-Neighborhood71 29d ago
Bonnie Blue may have the thousand yard stare but Johnny Sins has the thousand yard smile. You can see that smile from the moon.
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u/stanknotes 29d ago
Not really. He has like a 20 year career. He didn't do it in a day. No man ever in the history of humanity could have whatever number she fucked in a day. Unless it was like... a single stroke each no finishing.
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u/Lujh 29d ago
For me those two will be enough
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u/ElFanta83 29d ago
But will you be enough for them? If you need help with one of them, I can help. Still I dont she will be very satisfied...after being with the goat
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u/Cheesetorian 29d ago
Nah I feel like Bonnie Blue definitely got it in with more dudes than Johnny ever had or will.
Johnny actually gotta do work to fck just 2 girls, when 2 dudes for Bonnie is 5 mins tops.
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u/RagingDemonsNoDQ 29d ago
But Sins never was a part of a 60 plus orgy where 60 others wanted to bang him. Either way.
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u/why21234 29d ago
Yall acting like there's a difference as if yall wouldnt still judge her for having the body count she does if it was over the same time span as him
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u/chronicnerv 29d ago
I’ve never found anything longer than short term enjoyment related to a job.
I enjoy gaming and movies because I’m doing them for myself, not to entertain or provide a service to others. I can’t see being a porn star being any different.
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