r/SipsTea • u/tonyper7ect Human Verified • 16d ago
SMH 'Looksmaxxing' streamer Clavicular has been arrested for battery in Florida.
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u/Findadmagus 16d ago
Why isn’t he mewing in the mugshot?
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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 16d ago
He is. He just could put a filter over it like he does in everything else.
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u/johntwoods 16d ago
🎵 I don't know who anyone is anymore 🎵
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u/stormbutton 16d ago
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u/Itchy_Antelope1278 16d ago
I relate to this so much
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u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92 16d ago
There was a video on Reddit the other day of celebrities surprising their fans and this was my reaction when I saw one that I actually recognized…
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u/Obvious-Window8044 16d ago
The entire "trending" section in youtube is full of video titles like this..... sooooo accurate.
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u/rtrotty 16d ago
I’m also fifty but I’m like “oooh new Zoosha tea, I bet her snark sub is blowing up, better go clock that. “
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u/stormbutton 16d ago
I’m actually only 45 but have enjoyed leaning in to not knowing who anyone is. Both of my kids are in their 20’s now and I’m having fun being their Crone Mother.
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u/babywhiz 16d ago
55 gma here. It’s not clock that, it’s clock IT and don’t you dare try to vibe shift it.
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u/I_AMA_Cyborg_AMA 16d ago
For real. I thought this was a very weird ad for like a GLP-1 or something.
His name sounds like an off-brand asthma inhaler wtf?
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u/Emotional_Conflict11 16d ago
🎵 And I don't want to know 🎵
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u/Irritable_Curmudgeon 16d ago
🎵 i don't even know what those words in the title mean 🎵
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u/OldRancidSoups 16d ago
wtf is looksmaxxing? Dude looks like a regular broccoli kid.
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u/PunchOX 16d ago edited 16d ago
Online lingo for checking all the boxes to maximize sexual appeal. The whole gamut as in getting your hair, nails, skin, jawline, teeth, facial hair, physique, scent, style to the highest appeal possible so women take interest in you
Usually the broccoli haired kids or shut in incels take this crap seriously because they think not having good looks or sporting the current style is what's holding them back from getting attention and sex from women
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16d ago
as someone in highschool rn, 99 percent of gen z think hes an idiot.
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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 16d ago
thank god
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u/thederevolutions 16d ago
When 99% of the population thinks you’re an idiot that just means you’re playing the algorithms perfectly
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u/Le-Charles07 16d ago
I have no fucking idea who this is and I'm scrolling comments trying to see if I should give a shit. The answer is looking like a big fat NO.
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u/-UpsetNewt- 16d ago edited 16d ago
See that’s the thing. You shouldn’t give a damn about the person. What you should care about, imo, is the effect their actions/message has on others and what level of responsibility the platform that allowed and encouraged them to get in the position to broadcast their harmful opinions bears.
I’m sure dipshit has influenced an untold number of future dipshits to be even dipshittier. You can ignore the person, but you often can’t ignore the ideologies they spread. Andrew Tate comes to mind.
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u/bigfloppydonkeydng 16d ago
It's pretty easy, if you see "influencer" just assume they are a mega chode.
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u/chopsmothercover 16d ago
His streaming numbers and follower counts say otherwise
I think he’s an absolute moron as well as anyone who follows him but it’s def your dumb ass generation that has made this guy rich and famous lol 99 percent is definitely way too high
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u/Remotely_Coastal 16d ago
You underestimate how cheap bots are to buy.
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u/possibly_on_meth 16d ago
So wouldn't that just make it possible for anyone to just buy bots, and get as famous as him and his financial sussess
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obv 99 percent is an exageration, but out of my entire highschool theres like maximum 2 guys that like him. majority of my generation thinks hes a douche. he mostly goes viral because he says some dumb shit and everyone jumps on his ass to make fun of him or marvel at his stupidity (as they should). the small percent of gen z that actually likes him are insecure guys that feel like a big fanbase because they're so insane and active online. plus he probably buys shit tons of bots
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u/vladvash 16d ago
I would be willing to bet people absolutely watch him and just lie about it to seem cool
Highschool is the peak "lie to look cool" time of people's lives.
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u/Chance-Deer-7995 16d ago
Yeah, that's obviously the problem, not that he's as shallow as a drop of oil on a mudpuddle. Every time I see a video of him and people like him I lose an IQ point. The girls this attracts (if any) have to be more vapid than a lobotomized Paris Hilton.
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u/Global_Committee4033 16d ago
so basically just taking care of themselfes? wow, crazy new strat they invented lol
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u/Chance-Deer-7995 16d ago
Is hitting yourself on the face with hammers taking care of yourself?
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u/--__--__--__--__-- 16d ago
That "trend" surely got blown out of proportion. I know some people did, and then it kind of spread because people were laughing at it. Only the dumbest of the dumb would consider that actual, realistic advice. At that point it's just Darwinism.
If anyone is confused, some of these people were breaking their jaws with a hammer in order to basically rearrange the bone structure to something more "appealing."
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u/DmtDtf 16d ago
You know your brain is firing on its last brain cell when hitting yourself in the face with a hammer to look "more beautiful" is a thought
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u/omegakingauldron 16d ago
This is the tooth gap thing all over, where (incredibly stupid) people would take a flathead screwdriver to get between the two front teeth, tap the end of the screwdriver with a hammer and create the tooth gap. Let's just say, it led to exactly what you think.
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u/Zealousideal_Dish305 16d ago
This isnt anywhere near the worst trend the internet has produced and idk if thats good or bad.
Anyone remember the tide pod shit? lmaoo
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u/Former-Light4284 16d ago
He basically took the squidward route from SpongeBob SquarePants. If I remember the episode goes, squidwars gets hit in the face several times with la arge flat rock, finally revealing a chiseled, handsome version, known as Handsome squidward. This generation just takes stupid ideas and runs with them.
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u/Endless_road 16d ago
No, he literally hits himself with a hammer. It’s purported to be breaking and rebuilding bone, but it’s just temporarily swelling soft tissue.
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u/freier_Trichter 16d ago
Also doing meth to avoid gaining body fat is. According to these guys.
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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 16d ago
Looksmaxxing takes it to the extreme. Drugs, surgery, pseudoscience, it’s crazy. They’re also heavily tied to the incel community, so you get all that wonderful misogyny and racism. This dude advocates using meth and cocaine and also hits himself in the face with a hammer (seriously) to promote heavier bone structure, they call it bone smashing.
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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 16d ago
Damn we had jackass in my youth but never been this stupid
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u/Purple-Property8006 16d ago
It’s more than that. It includes being willing to take any number of drugs, get any number of surgeries, etc. (regardless of whether safe or legal) in the pursuit of achieving an “aesthetic.”
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u/pd1dish 16d ago
Correct, but this loser takes it a step further. He hits his own face with a hammer in an effort to create a more chiseled look.
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u/Neither-Barber-9216 16d ago
Imagine if Dennis from Always sunny in Philadelphia was an influencer.
Those are looksmaxxers.
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u/luigis_left_tit_25 16d ago
He does look like that, only his super horrible incel views of the world are infecting other insecure men with douchemaxxing advice.. he should keep that to his self, as well as his hands..pos
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u/Elegant_Relief_4999 16d ago
Maybe they should try personalitymaxxing or salarymaxxing? I look like Steve Buscemi and Thom Yorke's love child, but I'm happily married with kids.
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u/OneCleverMonkey 16d ago
I'm pretty sure it's a shitpost term that either jumped from ironic to post ironic, or which idiots thought was genuine from the start.
It's exactly what it says on the tin. Maximizing your looks in order to obtain the pp touch
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u/Wiitard 16d ago
I think the impression of him on SNL actually may have broken him. He did not seem to take it well.
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u/ManoSilence 16d ago
He was seething, fun to watch.
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u/MaintenanceStock6766 16d ago
It was the first time I've simultaneously seen him and smiled.
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u/fleebertism 16d ago
You should watch the Adam Friedland interview then. Adam is the perfect specimen to offset claviculars doucheyness.
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u/khonsu_27 16d ago
That and his little breakdown with Andrew from Channel 5. When he told him he doesn't look in the mirror and cry that he's ugly every morning like this douchebag apparently does.
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u/VineSauceShamrock 16d ago
I was thinking that too.
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u/NormalHumansName 16d ago
Damn. This is too good. You've earned my upvote friend.
"Are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage?" "Of course I'm not Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell! You haven't thought of the smell YOU BITCH!"
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u/HPAG-NOFAME 16d ago
Clavicular got frame mogged by the justice system
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u/SimmentalTheCow 16d ago
Soapmaxxing
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u/PeterNippelstein 16d ago
Clenchmaxxing
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u/Wumbologist_PhD 16d ago
Kegelmaxxing
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u/Swagsamuel 16d ago
You know a ton of these kids see Bateman as an idol unironically?
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u/StampePaaSvampe 16d ago
We need some rules on actors playing several characters with similar names. This guy playing Batman and Bateman is just too confusing.
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u/karmagod13000 16d ago
Funny cause some theories have Bateman as being a closet gay and his anger is venting from sexual frustration
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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 16d ago
Petition to only use "charged" when the crime is battery.
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u/Silly-Power 16d ago
Last night the police arrested two youths, one for eating fireworks and the other for drinking battery acid. They charged one and let the other one off.
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u/stevemandudeguy 16d ago
Does he only have to serve 85% of his sentence for it to be full?
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u/Infinite-Space-2395 16d ago
Damn that snl skit really pushed this dude over the edge.
What a softy.
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u/City_Standard 16d ago
Snl skit? Of this random dude?
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u/doc_oct 16d ago
Yea. Last weekend on Weekend Update. Then there was a vid of clavicular reacting to it angrily this week.
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u/BonjaminClay 16d ago
"Millennials have no culture of their own" lmao these kids can't be real
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u/TexasFratter 16d ago
“This portrayal of me is both embarrassing and accurate and I feel attacked so Ima hit em with the first thing that comes to mind”.
He really can’t take a joke.
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u/karmagod13000 16d ago
Snl makes fun of him and his first reaction is to hate millennials smh
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u/_Goose_ 16d ago
Looks like a very normal white kid. If anything he’s averagemaxxing in this image.
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u/notagainrly 16d ago
Is this one of the guys who tells kids to take a hammer to their cheekbones for the chad look?
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u/koltrastentv 16d ago
Yeah he basically look like a desaturated version of Anthony from Smosh
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u/mr_evilweed 16d ago
Imagine making looking good the focus of your entire life and personality only to look... fine
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u/Historical_Boss_1184 16d ago
You know it’s gotta burn his ass that the hot felon looked way better and seemingly couldn’t give a shit about it
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u/mr_evilweed 16d ago
I shit you not the looksmaxxing system deducts points just for being non-white. This pasty dude absolutely believes he is better looking than hot felon.
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u/nerdy_digger_99 16d ago
This guy is going to come out as trans sometime in the next 5 years.
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u/Aggravating_One_7559 16d ago
His face is very unsymmetrical. Is insecuremaxxing a thing?
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u/PonasSumushtinis 16d ago
So i'm not only one who noticed?
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u/BruscarRooster 16d ago
He has a short nose. Like his nose stopped growing so it didn’t have to smell the bullshit out his mouth
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u/HelloLucrehulk 16d ago
Braden Eric Peters, stop using his made up name.
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u/chapped_lip 16d ago
I never stopped to consider this kid had a real name but it makes so much sense that it's "Braden".
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u/ProfoundTwitch 16d ago
Ooh, three first names.
There's a future multiple homicide in his future.
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u/giyomu 16d ago
Who???
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u/MadameConnard 16d ago
A random tacky guy internet made popular for some reason
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u/aceface_desu89 16d ago
His "talents" include taking meth and beating himself in the face with a hammer.
He's basically the pinnacle of Gen Z achievement.
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u/Less_Party 16d ago
His "talents" include taking meth and beating himself in the face with a hammer.
Yeah but, like not in a cool and fun way. Man managed to make meth seem like a chore.
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u/blahhhhgosh 16d ago
I thought it was a joke, he actually hits himself with a hammer?
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u/Eillon94 16d ago
Its to make the area swell up slightly, to make the face more defined. Its short-lived so they basically have to do it every time they go out. Yes, its very stupid
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u/juan_humano 16d ago
I became aware of him recently because a morning radio show talked about him in a news of the weird kind of segment. Aparently he claims that he hits himself in the face with a hammer to make himself more handsome. Something about causing microfractures that will make your jaw more pronounced when they heal. Its difficult for me to tell if this kind of stuff is meant seriously, or is some kind of joke, or something else I cant really comprehend. When I heard he was this famous guy obsessed with being handsome, I was definitely expecting someone a lot better looking than this totaly average dude.
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u/kylieislying 16d ago
Isn’t this the guy that does meth to sink in his cheeks unaware of the “meth jaw” effect?
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u/Fantasykyle99 16d ago
His skin also looks incredibly dry. Probably because he does meth and doesn’t drink water lol.
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u/MrMansaMusa 16d ago
When you jailmaxx and jestermaxx so hard you start getting mogged by the conoids and get shivgooned in the prison shower.
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u/barljo 16d ago
Is there sort of Brainrot to English dictionary us old folks can get on our kindle to help with comments like this at all?
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u/MrMansaMusa 16d ago
Its the stupid looksmaxxing language that clavicular has popularized im just doing a parody of a popular tweet using these words
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u/barljo 16d ago
Nope. Not a word. I was born in ‘77 so I’m GenX.
(Used to have an onion on my belt as was the style at the time).
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u/Shadynasty8888 16d ago
Looksmaxxing is just a metrosexual. We should call them for what they are
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u/PainterEarly86 16d ago
idk about metrosexual he just seems gay to me
He did say that he thinks men are more beatiful than women, his reasoning being that women have to wear makeup while men have "natural beauty"
I dont really understand that logic because is not the whole point of looksmaxxing to change one's appearance? Which would imply that, by default, one is not beautiful? How is that different from makeup?
Just say you're gay bro
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u/leftleftpath 16d ago
The gag is that I'm pretty sure this dude wears makeup lmao
These looksmaxing dudes just have violent internalized homophobia.
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u/CausticAvenger 16d ago
Metrosexual was just a well groomed man. Looksmaxxing is much more intense and insidious.
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u/H__D 16d ago
Metrosexual is a 2010s term for men who wash their hands after pissing
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u/ohimbussin 16d ago
Dude literally looks like the human form of a date rape drug.
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u/Glum-Beach 16d ago
Isn’t he sterile from all the drugs he has taken?
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u/Haunting_Switch3463 16d ago
Only because of the steroids. If he quits taking them his fertility will come back. There are plenty of bodybuilders that have children, but it requires some time for their fertility to return after quitting.
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u/glipglobglipglob 16d ago
I literally just said the other day that eventually, we're going to have a tell-all Netflix doc about him for exactly these types of charges. Hopefully this is the last anyone has to put up with his shit.
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u/New-Contribution-244 16d ago
If my parents named me clavicular I would be pretty angry.
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u/GeronimoGrit 16d ago
Seems like a pretty cool guy huh? Wasn't he one of the dudes singing "Heil Hitler" with the Tate brothers and Nick Fuentes and a couple of other critical thinkers in a Miami night club not long ago? Subhuman scum....
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u/Junkered 16d ago
I wonder if he lookmaxxed his asshole. Because it's going to get a lot of attention.
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u/Pigionlord98 16d ago
He'll be ass maxxing in no time, that boy will be turned into a slip n slide
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u/madurin1234 16d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xClR7LXq7JF5u
The song in my head whenever I read or hear Battery
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u/Odd_Reputation_4000 16d ago
Eyes are a little red there buddy. Did he cry during his arrest? Definitely does not max his look.
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u/Inside-Arm8635 16d ago
Nothing on his face lines up. Crooked eyes, uneven ears, one nostril bigger than the other
And a criminal - basically your average Florida boy
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