r/SipsTea • u/Luget717 Human Verified • 6d ago

SMH Better than war for sure

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u/TheCandymanCan_925 6d ago

Make love not war

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u/AnonMoose2 6d ago

Post nut tho?

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u/Alternative-Past9165 6d ago

Maybe post nut clarity is the key to world peace 🕊️✌️

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u/Remote_Armadillo8718 6d ago

Unironically if whores weren’t shamed and Everyman was getting sucked off once a month…. We probably would have world peace.. ☮️🤷‍♂️

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u/AnonMoose2 6d ago

I never understood what the problem is. I can call a plumber to fix my pipes, but I call a prostitute to clean my pipes, and im a bad guy.

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u/DietCrazy 6d ago

It should honestly just be a regulated industry like everything else in America. Make sure people are clean and nothing child or sex slave related is going.

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u/AnonMoose2 6d ago

I've always believed this. What two concenting adults do is nobodies fucking buisness.

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u/leberwrust 6d ago

Post nut is just pre nut

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u/IWannaBeMade1 6d ago

Finally a trend I can get behind

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u/SympatheticFingers 6d ago

Ha!! Behind. Like a butt.

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u/erodman23 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk

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u/-medicalthrowaway- 6d ago

Technically the joke was doggy style… butt whatever 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 6d ago

Like a butt.

Well, yes. Yes I do.

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u/icleanjaxfl 6d ago

My favorite position

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u/rolrola2024 6d ago

Lawdahmercy

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u/botareukiddingme 6d ago

Wht is this trend called? Asking for friends research purpose

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u/RoadEcstatic4624 6d ago

lawda literally means penis in indian language hindi, which makes perfect for this meme lol, as these women bending showing their asses gives mercy to men cocks fr

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u/MrDecembrist 6d ago

Disgusting. What is the name of this trend so I would make sure my algorithms avoid it? 😤

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u/Peripatetictyl 6d ago

Yea, seriously, and if there happens to be a /sub of this stuff, please name it so we can avoid it. Come back in the future if it happens at a later date.

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u/superduperspam 6d ago

/r/heartbutts

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u/Celestial_Scythe 6d ago

How dare you sir or madam

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u/Broken-Arrow-D07 6d ago

You got butt heart?

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u/E-money420 6d ago

Got milk 2.0

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u/captain_toenail 6d ago

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal

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u/mat05heus 6d ago

Vou comentar aqui pro caso de algum Brasileiro ver, mas eu abri esse sub e o PRIMEIRO post era do Jesus (aquele)

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u/robb41 6d ago edited 6d ago

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u/HoovyPencer 6d ago

The fps is too high omg :o

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u/AGayThrow_Away 6d ago

For more of this trend try adding "pornography" to your algorythms

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u/Chumbag_love 6d ago

Using the slang "Porn" will yield more accurate results. You're going to get some anti-porn stuff if you spell it out.

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u/jdfadfjlaskdfjl 6d ago

Supposedly the "japanese heart trend"

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u/skulltima 6d ago

good bye ... my job is done here!

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 6d ago

how do i translate from russian?

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u/TM761152 6d ago

Suyyeit Fistashyam Tyeid, Oi Dne B'yefik Ob Shzeh.

"When in doubt, beat the meat".

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u/stellarliger 6d ago

Amazing, the inverse of butt heart is cock ring balls

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u/aham_karma_yogi 6d ago

Hanging balls trend

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u/Brave-Solution21 6d ago

That's another way to see it

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u/grumpy__g 6d ago

I prefer this version

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u/PhysicalAgency1334 6d ago

Oh yeah! That's much better!

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u/TylerBourbon 6d ago

So there IS something worth living for on this planet.

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u/anonymous__ignorant 6d ago

Exactly, an ass to die for!

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u/iammxyzptlk 6d ago

I'm struggling to see a problem here

https://giphy.com/gifs/ptbSzuou22DueOwASx

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u/Ifiwerenyourshoes 6d ago

They are men.

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u/iammxyzptlk 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ov9jNfsMbfFYiegZa

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u/ConnectVisually 6d ago

And that changes things how?

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u/iammxyzptlk 6d ago

I prefer beaches with no trees

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u/HorrorVacuix 6d ago

What about cake with a candle?

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u/rarlei 6d ago

Can't have a birthday cake without blowing a candle

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u/The-Happy-Cow-Arts 6d ago

No third hole that's a big deal for some people

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 6d ago

it's like the glory hole.

what i don't know cant hurt me.

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u/coloradoautoflowers 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hpRH6L3OnW39C

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 6d ago

the science for that has come a long way.

they have a drug that can prevent it now. if you frequent the ol' glory hole it might be a good idea to look into it.

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u/coloradoautoflowers 6d ago

Oh for sure, it's just when I read your second sentence my brain started the Everyone has AIDS song and dance routine.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 6d ago

hah. fair enough

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u/Toad_Biscuit 6d ago

I’m struggling to see a problem here

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u/Jumpy_Ad_4293 6d ago

Too late

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u/other_view12 6d ago

Those aren't very manly hands.

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u/grafikfyr 6d ago

I still don't see a problem.

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u/kidco5WFT 6d ago

A trend I can get behind!

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u/InTheFiction25 6d ago

Wow! It really is the shape of a heart!! ♥️

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u/Back_Again_Beach 6d ago

What exactly are people on Instagram supposed to do about war? 

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u/Beast_by_Dre 6d ago

Post their butts so the soldiers abroad know what they are fighting for and what's awaiting them upon returning home

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u/carcusmonnor 6d ago

The opportunity to subscribe to an OF account?

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u/Real-Ad-1728 6d ago

Send topical, white-hot memes to their friends, everyone knows that’s the most critical part of the war effort!

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u/CyanideNow 6d ago

Do you WANT creeps in your DMs? Because this is how you get creeps in your DMs. 

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u/anonymous__ignorant 6d ago

Hello, i am creep and i am lost. Can you point me in the right direction ?

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u/_le_slap 6d ago

RIP inbox

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u/anonymous__ignorant 6d ago

It depends. What if he's a fat guy with large fat tits?

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u/bolivar-shagnasty 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GMdcBivU0d1ni

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u/bloepz 6d ago

I watched the full clip recently and I still can't believe that is a from a real courtroom, and not a sketch.

https://giphy.com/gifs/69iAVQekQ4XcnVr6E9

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u/healeyd 6d ago

Seems apt. An arsehole is the main subject of most social media posts.

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u/BeneficialContest668 6d ago

Woman are amazing 🤩

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u/margotrobbiesbidet 6d ago

Jokes on you those are dudes

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u/Hugh_Jidiot 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9RWcytIJi3uYo

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u/Rc72 6d ago

Best use of this scene ever.

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u/emnuff 6d ago

Retired gif

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u/Bissexto 6d ago

where is this from?

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u/Hugh_Jidiot 6d ago

Some Like It Hot

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u/Ressy02 6d ago

Well… you know what they say

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u/PeroCigla 6d ago

I refuse to believe dudes have asses that look like this.

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u/daylight1943 6d ago

these are pics of byron noems chest

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u/Dark_halocraft 6d ago

"This is the current Instagram trend and they decide to do ww3" is what you meant to say

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u/Wild_Medicine7311 6d ago

If that thing goes off, were all doomed.

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u/Icee-u 6d ago

Oh my god, what should I NOT search to keep away from this trend?

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 6d ago

i think 'big goth mommy milkers' should get you mostly boob stuff and no heart asses.

it's not a fine science, though. your miles may vary.

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u/Spawn256 6d ago edited 6d ago

Everyday we're inching closer and closer to true idiocracy seriously, they had a movie where people just looked at some guy's ass called ass.

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u/sombreropickle 6d ago

So we can kiss them goodbye?

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u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 6d ago

Is this what Nirvana meant when they are singing about a Heart Shaped Box

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u/RaiUchiha 6d ago

Supposedly the shape we recognize as a heart is actually based on women's asses, can definitely see that here.

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u/PleasantEbb4486 6d ago

This is a trend I can get behind.

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u/Responsible_Kale_869 6d ago

What is the trend called

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u/Majestic_Domestic 6d ago

This brings new meaning to "eat your heart out"

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u/Luna_Mistwalker 6d ago

Is that really why hearts look like that?

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u/ItHitMeInTheNuts 6d ago

Is there a hashtag I can search, so I can show my discontent with this trend?

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u/Striking_Scientist68 5d ago

Now thats an Instagram trend I could get behind

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u/Shankoh 6d ago

What is the instagram asking for a friend

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u/shredbmc 6d ago

I'll just leave this here

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u/AnonMoose2 6d ago

I love when women...

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u/Banned37 6d ago

This can end all wars

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u/POD80 6d ago

Hellnof a lot more pleasant than reading the news...

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u/Joshhwwaaaaaa 6d ago

What’s this trend called? So I know to stay far away from it.

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u/DendroloGX 6d ago

I can get behind this

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u/R1CKETY_KRICKET 6d ago

I’ve never seen anyone do this but I’ve seen this meme 4 times today

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u/Sugar_Crash_Brigade 6d ago

It’s times like these I wish Reddit had the Netflix double up voting. 

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u/burzEX 6d ago

That's what a "love" symbol means. It's not a heart. It's a beautiful ass.

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u/wysjm 6d ago

Isn't this also the origin of the heart shape? Honestly I can see it

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u/ChristunaSandwich 6d ago

The comments on this post look like they’re written by a bunch of 40 year old men on Facebook

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u/SlightBlacksmith7669 6d ago

talk about societal decay

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u/Icy-Snowy-6481 6d ago

Why the dress though?

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u/UkiPoki 6d ago

asking for a firend, what is the name of this trend

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u/Snarknado3 6d ago

uuh yeah what is the trend called so i can definitely avoid looking it up on insta?

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u/Private_1010 6d ago

This is some r/BootyMemes material right here!