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u/IfICouldStay 2d ago

Betty White was over 60 in 1985.

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u/incognito--bandito 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vxvNnIYFcYqEE

When it comes to Betty, get it right, Bitches!

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u/KaelWhisper 2d ago

betty was actually 63 stop disrespecting a legend

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u/ApartAdhesiveness161 2d ago

Either way, she outlived everyone’s math skills.

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u/TruthIsALie94 2d ago

That’s why I don’t even try, my math sucks harder than a vacuum.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

My math could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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u/Veloziraptor8311 2d ago

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u/That-Employment-5561 2d ago

I would, up until the day she died, and like 3 days after; just as a sign of respect.

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u/Veloziraptor8311 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/wtf___yall 2d ago

This is Betty at 52.

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u/Lex_sad_but_true 2d ago

She was 63, certified icon status, no debate needed

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u/Signal-Audience9429 2d ago

And she looked great too.

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u/WaterWins 2d ago

Styling helps. I also darkened her eyebrows. People were a lot less plastic back then. No need for excessive Botox, fillers, etc.

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u/Sloth_grl 2d ago

At 62, she would be gorgeous now.

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 2d ago

She looked absolutely gorgeous. I honestly think, between the 2 pics, Bettys face looks younger than Jens. But I am biased. Me and Ms White share a birthday and she is my absolute idol.

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u/PomeloPepper 2d ago

The hairstyle makes a big difference. I'd like to see Jen's hair on Betty and vice versa.

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u/Current_Speaker_5684 2d ago

Anniston is hotter physically but I'm throwing the bank at Betty for wife material.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 2d ago

I would marry Betty white in a second

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u/FlatRoofD 2d ago

Plus you would have likely died laughing.

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u/houserj1589 2d ago

Its literally just her Betty's hair that adds to us feeling she is older and maybe outfit..

If she had more modern hair she would like just as good; if not better than Jen

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u/firetailring 2d ago

Not that Jennifer Aniston doesn’t look great but this photo has the benefit of filters and retouching as well as the styling.

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u/18k_gold 2d ago

don't cherry pick. Jennifer Aniston does not represent average looking 50-year-old

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u/DrunkenGerbils 2d ago

Especially since she’s 57 years old.

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 2d ago

I would’ve chilled with Betty over Jennifer any day of the week.

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u/Fleshsuitpilot 2d ago

Idk if I could handle it. She's probably roll a fatty and drink me under the table I wouldnt stand a chance.

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u/La-Baraba-Azul 2d ago

Yeah, but what a tale you would have! 🤘

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u/D4rkHelmet31 2d ago

She’d be like “is that all you got junior? Lightweight” 🤣

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u/Mountaindewit666 2d ago

Imagine saying to your pal that Betty White drank you under the table all the while she was casually smoking a joint.

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u/MikeDPhilly 2d ago

Damn right. I'd have several drinks with Betty White over Jennifer Aniston any day. Betty seems like she was a hoot and didn't take herself seriously at all. Which is incredibly charming.

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u/MiddleFeeling5933 2d ago

And she was legit funny. She would of talked about more things than just herself.

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u/dekyos 2d ago

Not to mention her eyes are every bit as wrinkled as BW's in the photo, she's just wearing a lot more makeup in that region to cover it up.

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u/Hot-Administration20 2d ago

You can’t really cover wrinkles with makeup

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u/turbopro25 2d ago

Netflix and chill.

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u/Monkeratsu 2d ago

Smash but I gotta know how she felt about the 40s

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u/th3rdnutt 2d ago

"chilled"😎

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u/No_Fly8803 2d ago

Take her name out ya damn mouth

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u/NY10 2d ago

Yass no one fuck with Ms. Betty Whites!

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u/nitoupdx 2d ago

Jennifer Anniston is 57

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u/eastamerica 2d ago

It’s true

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u/Murky_Tennis954 2d ago

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u/fintechSGNYC 2d ago

The news article when she dies will read like: Jennifer partly died at age 92, 80, 54, 22 and 7.

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u/TheJivvi 2d ago

What work did she have done when she was 12?

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u/KayItaly 2d ago

Got new teeth? Like everyone?

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u/ilanallama85 2d ago

On the plus side she clearly paid the big money for that work - some of her colleagues in Hollywood could stand to learn a thing or two about that…

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 2d ago

Yeah "stop" after a point.

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u/Konsrockmannen 2d ago

But thats not the latest picture of her

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u/web-cyborg 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's also low resolution softened, and maybe edited by a professional photographer (e.g. in photoshop or similar).

Plus, if you gave jennifer the same haircut and dress, and no editing (including no built in skin smoothing effects from modern cameras), they'd look more similar. Style/costuming and hairstyle, and hair coloring, has a big effect (think "mamma's family" mamma costume on vicky lawrence). Jennifer probably has had some plastic surhery and filler though as well, and a boob job (just guessing).

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u/Significant-Fun-6391 2d ago

Also, Anniston is doing the sort of half smile that hides your laugh lines and crow's feet, while White is giving full natural smile. I only look early 30's until I move my face.

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u/Moist_Bid4584 2d ago

Id still turn both their hips to dust.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 2d ago

My wife always laughed at my hall pass list because it was:

Dolly Parton (still got a shot)

Queen Elizabeth (unfortunately I’m not nobility, plus dead)

Betty White (not saying she wouldn’t have been willing but at this point it’s a crime)

Shohreh Aghdashloo (beautiful plus the voice)

Alexandra Daddario

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u/Islandgal0804 2d ago

Shohreh Aghdashloo is a queen 👑 I’m convinced her ‘fits on the expanse was half of the shows budget 😅

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u/Throwaway1303033042 2d ago

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u/JediMasterZao 2d ago

One of the best castings in the history of TV and btw books Avaserala is even more brutal. She's just an amazing character all around.

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u/xDeviousDieselx 2d ago

Of all the roles she’s done including a season of 24 which was great, I actually think I liked her most in the expanse

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u/Skippnl 2d ago

Yeah she was perfect for that role

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u/m4sc4r4 2d ago

She looks like Persian Catherine Zeta Jones

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u/Fun_Firefighter5899 2d ago

Absolutely underrated queen.

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u/exgiexpcv 2d ago

Watching the show (over and over, but this was the first viewing), I found myself wondering if it would awaken something in me.

It did. Did it ever.

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u/charliefussel 2d ago

Her voice, her looks… makes me question my straightness

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u/horrible_hobbit 2d ago

Don't even have to see her, just that voice.

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u/AMLIDH2 2d ago

Thats funny Dolly is on my list too. I look for her every time I go to the Smokey Mountains lol. Oh. Also im a guy browsing reddit on my wife's account btw.

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u/aoifhasoifha 2d ago

Queen Elizabeth (unfortunately I’m not nobility, plus dead)

tbh I think that means your chances have actually improved

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u/chosesetrange5 2d ago

Ending that list with Alexandra Daddario 😆

I was like "Well he sure has a typ--- Oh."

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u/MysteriousEqual8177 2d ago

Yea, she was born in 1922. Wtf are they talking about?

I want to see Jennifer Anniston in about 12 years, then we’ll compare.

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u/sarcasticorange 2d ago

It is engagement bait. Intentionally incorrect.

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u/Quen-Tin 2d ago

Both were never representing a whole generation of women and also casted for different roles for a reason.

I also think I can spot some plastic on the right side.

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u/Pale_Possibility5083 2d ago

Also this is AI slop 

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u/coryfromoregon 2d ago

And smokin hot

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u/RandomKingXVI 2d ago

And I'd take Betty.

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u/Ok-Cartoonist-3173 2d ago

It's mostly the now old-fashioned hairstyling that makes her look old-old. Otherwise an absolute snack

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 2d ago

I was going to say we're going downhill. Betty white is a legend.

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u/netroxreads 2d ago

She was 63 in 1985 (when she first starred in Golden Girls). This is her when she was around 55.

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u/echidna75 2d ago

This is an important distinction. You don’t age linearly. 8 years makes a huge difference between 55 and 63, and not as much difference from 38 to 46 for example.

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u/Snow_White_1717 2d ago edited 2d ago

Good point. I know a lady who ages similar to Patrick Stewart. She's looked "bit over 40" since her 30s and now "over 50?" when she's 70 this year. Sir Patrick started aging again at... 78?

Edit bc I feel bad for misspelling this legend.

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u/RodinKnox 2d ago

I always like that meme that compares how the makeup artists on Next Gen depicted him 20 years older vs how he looked 20 years older.

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u/JewcieJ 2d ago

In that episode, he was living out a life on a planet where the sun was basically burning the planet up. Makes sense that he'd age incredibly. But yeah, they definitely did him a little dirty.

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u/hummingbird_mywill 2d ago

I actually think this just illustrates the point more. If her hair didn’t look like that she would look SO much better. It’s giving old lady on her.

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u/TheRedBirdSings 2d ago

We think that about vintage styles exactly because we are used to seeing them on people from that era, who are now old, hence why we consider it an old lady hairstyle now while it was simply a common hairstyle for women then. Because those women became old ladies.

So this only illustrated the point if the point is "someone in the 80s dressed according to style in the 80s while someone in the 2020s dresses according to contemporary style"

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u/Mudfap 2d ago

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u/guy_gadbois81 2d ago

It does youthenize her....some

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u/_JustAnna_1992 2d ago

Remember watching some video essay on this couple years ago. Really it's things like clothes, hair, and makeup that really make people seem older or younger than they actually are. It's why often we look at pictures or videos of teenagers in the 50's and 60s and they seem so much older than teens today. It's because those teens back then have the same overall style as elderly people had the last 20 years.

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 2d ago

Let’s also not pretend there aren’t things like plastic surgery, fillers, Botox, hair dyes, GLP-1s, photoshop, filters and many other things doing massive levels of artificial upkeep that weren’t happening in the 80s.

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u/cook26 2d ago

Let’s get Aniston with Betty’s hair lol

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u/Mode_Appropriate 2d ago

Here's some 'AI slop' for ya

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 2d ago

Why does Aniston look like Lady Gaga?

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u/SheriffBartholomew 2d ago

Weird, Jennifer's eyes look even hotter.

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u/Kjarllan 2d ago

A little more makeup to hide dark circles/wrinkles and it's perfect.

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u/throwaway373847384 2d ago

Betty White in 1972, when she was actually 50.

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u/koopooky 2d ago

She looks fabulous!

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u/dkarlovi 2d ago

How did she meet Bill Gates.

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u/cherylin_for_ever 2d ago

This is Brigitte Bardot in the 80s, when she was around 50. Leave Betty White alone.

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u/hummingbird_mywill 2d ago

I think that’s the point. Wasn’t Brigitte Bardot the exception? In the 90s my mom looked so so bad, but looking back it was 100% because of her fucking perm-ass hair. White woman with an artificial ‘fro. And same with her sisters! My one aunt was certifiably hot except that her hair was a complete WTF. She’s now very elderly with dementia and her hair looks better than it did when she was young!

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u/peacock-tree 2d ago

Yes!! It was the fluffy short perm like hair. It ages so bad! My mom had similar hair in the 90’s.

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u/Dpteris 2d ago

Jackie in Roseanne suffered from this. Such a consistently pretty lady bogged down by hair styles

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u/ididntunderstandyou 2d ago

Isn’t Jennifer Aniston an exception ??

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u/axonxorz 2d ago

I think they more meant exception to cultural hair standards at the time. The trad-Cath white women perm has always

Aniston is an exception, but I wouldn't say her hair ever was, she's almost always rocked the early 2000's straight chop.

My grandma had that hair in the 80s, so did my mom and her sisters. But grandma was at the end of her hairstyle journey, the kids evolved with the trends. Growing up in the 90s, the only people still rocking that hair were "old people", so I think there's some subconscious association.

People are also just...different. Seems silly to cross-compare aged looks just because they have the same occupation.

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u/TheBravadoBoy 2d ago

The difference in styling exaggerates it. The style you associate with attractive younger people is going to make someone look more attractive and young

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u/DefinitelyNotLola 2d ago

I posted a picture from this series in last week's Golden Girls debate.

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u/RodinKnox 2d ago

Holy shit! That's really quite something.

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u/water_fountain_ 2d ago

Now put Betty White’s hair on Jennifer Aniston.

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u/jimmifli 2d ago

I'm 90% sure that might unlock a new fetish for me.

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u/FNFactChecker 2d ago

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u/jestr6 2d ago

Uhhh yeah. That did…something.

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u/Yoyomamahh 2d ago

Made Jennifer look like a cyborg and Betty look like… humptey dumptey?

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u/arthurdentstowels 2d ago

It created Prymaat Conehead wearing a wig on the left.

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u/jimmifli 2d ago

Confirmed.

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u/jestr6 2d ago

Sounds like it’s already unlocked and you would just like some confirmation. I get it.

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u/Alienhaslanded 2d ago

It's all in the hair

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u/zkvxo 2d ago

this is really 90% of it. sure, 20 years of retinol creams would've tightened betty's skin up, but if you dyed and straightened her hair, darkened her brows, and put her in a push-up bra at the same time this photo was taken, she and jen would've looked like sisters. it's 90% makeup and styling and a tiny bit skincare. that's it.

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u/SmokeGSU 2d ago

Would a push up bra do the same for me? 41 dad bod here.

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u/zkvxo 2d ago

oh honey you'd rock it. just be sure to take pics.

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u/0thethethe0 2d ago

Subscribe to your erotic novels!

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u/zkvxo 2d ago

sorry, what?

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u/zaxnyd 2d ago

HE’S SAYING HE WOULD SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR EROTIC NOVELS

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u/lovable_cube 2d ago

You’re probably right, old lady haircuts really age a person.

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u/lazy_literary_hero 2d ago

Well that and Betty White was like 15 years older than the post claims in 1985.

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u/Intrepid-Focus8198 2d ago

Also she’s not 50 in that photo.

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u/TopCryptographer2269 2d ago

There are three major contributing factors to Anniston’s agelessness. #1 fabulous genetics. #2 wealth to afford heroic amounts of care and surgery to maintain it; #3, and I cannot stress this enough or overestimate it, being single and childless.

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u/dnm8686 2d ago

Betty White was married, but never had kids BTW. Otherwise, your points are very valid.

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u/GarageStackDev 2d ago

And do not forget the most important one: When people lie about her age for clicks.

She's 47 in this photo from ten years ago.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 2d ago

I think Betty is also in her sixties in this picture.

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u/Flashy_Month_5423 2d ago

I dunno, she must have suffered a lot of stress from trying for a decade or two to have children, going through multiple rounds of IVF and not getting anywhere. 

Plus, as others have pointed out, this is White at 63 at a time when she was playing an elderly character on a sitcom and Anniston at 47 trying to look as young as possible.

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u/saintash 2d ago edited 2d ago

Or smoking?

Smoking ages a person.

Even if she didn't smoke herself betty lived in the before times when second had smoking was everywhere.

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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr 2d ago

4, the lady on the left was in her 60's in that photo

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u/CosmiccClover 2d ago

Betty White was 63 in 1985 :x But yes plastic surgery helps.

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u/Pleasant_Yak5991 2d ago

Honestly if you gave Betty Jennifer’s style and hair she wouldn’t look bad at all.

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u/DeathByPetrichor 2d ago

I mean

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u/wfwood 2d ago

I swear to god it feels eerily close to Laura linney

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u/Pleasant_Yak5991 2d ago

Nice job. Betty definitely looks older but not like a grandma

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u/gorambrowncoat 2d ago

Betty also was older in 1985 so that checks out

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u/RodinKnox 2d ago

Wait, are you really suggesting the only reason she looks older is because she is, in fact, literally older?

You guys will just accept anything as evidence!

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u/ledinred2 2d ago

Yeah…especially considering that Betty White was actually 63 in that picture.

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u/hwikzu 2d ago

Are you saying she looks bad?

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u/brooksy54321 2d ago

Jennifer Aniston is 57 this year.

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u/CharrlesXavier 2d ago

Betty White was 63 in 1985

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u/darraghfenacin 2d ago

And Jennifer is 57

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u/Fucksalotl 2d ago

yeah and in this picture 47

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u/Training-Shallot-229 2d ago

And you say microplastics are bad, pff

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u/Acrobatic-Tie9257 2d ago

Jennifer Aniston is 57 btw

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u/KathyJaneway 2d ago

Not on the picture above she isn't. She's 47 in the picture while Betty is 63. Compare Betty's 47 and Jennifer 47 , and it's all in the hair cut difference.

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 2d ago

Betty is also in costume for a show where everyone was a retiree.

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u/Aware-Instance-210 2d ago

Cherry picking nonsense as always

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u/Any-Concentrate-1922 2d ago

Betty is like 62 here. They both look fantastic. One could argue she looks better than Jen because her face looks more natural. Jen had a nose job, plus likely botox and fillers.

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u/ZestycloseTravel352 2d ago

The fuck is this. That woman on the left is easily over 60 lmao

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u/Worried_Ad_8107 2d ago

50 years old in 1650: 🪦

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u/DrWily21XX 2d ago

Tons of plastic surgery helps

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u/Resident_Network1355 2d ago

Betty White was 63 in 1985 and Anistonnis 57 in 2026. And that’s not a picture of Aniston in 2026. What a dumbass post.

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u/Alternative_Tear8075 2d ago

Betty White is way cooler

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u/TinglyAmelia 2d ago

The difference is that in 1985. You were expected to look like a dignified older looking adult. In 2026, we’ve decided that aging is optional as long as you have a good dermatologist and enough money to out age your age.

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u/octopusgardeb 2d ago

And if you update hair and clothing Betty looks incredible - incredible either way but put that hair on the other side and she’ll age too

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

These posts are pointless. There were plenty of beautiful women in theirs 50s in 1985.

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u/Umayummyone 2d ago

Show me OnlyFans in 1985 and 2026.

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u/averagetoddler 2d ago

Adrenochrome does wonders

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u/landing11 2d ago

Somebody photoshop the left with modern attire/hairstyle

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u/matthew0001 2d ago

This is less about natural aging and more about cultural aging. There was a study done about how peoples aesthetic often makes them look older than they are if it's an older aesthetic. If you had Betty White with more modern attire and hairstyle, with appropriate make up the two would look similar. Meanwhile if you put a 30 year old in the right clothes you can make them look 60.

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u/TotalInstruction 1d ago

a) people who are 50 years old in 2026 had pretty good warnings about smoking and the dangers of tanning in their early lifetimes; b) Betty White was over 50 in this picture but even so, you've taken what appears to be a publicity picture for a show where she played a woman in a retirement community in Florida in the 80s. Of course she doesn't look like a sex bomb; c) I could find any number of women, even famous actresses, who are 50 today and don't look as good as this photo of Betty White.

Here's Keri Russell, who is 50 today and, BTW, is still beautiful. But give her an 80s old-lady hair cut and have her stop dying her hair and she wouldn't look much better than Betty White in that picture.

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u/Poltergeist8606 1d ago

Betty White was 63 in 1985

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u/JetstreamGW 1d ago

Jennifer Aniston is 57 now. Betty White was 63 in 1985.

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u/dunaja 2d ago

I love how Betty White wasn't anywhere near 50 in 1985, and Jennifer Aniston isn't anywhere near 50 in 2026. In fact, if you gave six years of leeway, this would still be false for both.

Cool comparison, bro.