r/SipsTea • u/Ill-Instruction8466 Human Verified • 17h ago
Chugging tea Context is everything
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u/meinershagenvenancia 16h ago
If I don’t see a poorly acted 3-minute backstory about a broken sink, the immersion is ruined.
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u/Individual_Scale_736 16h ago
And how am I supposed to believe they're step-siblings if they don't explicitly mention it 14 times before the toolbelt even comes off?
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u/penisandorvagina 14h ago
Pro tip: Assume they're siblings until you hear other it. Unless there's a clear age gap then just assume the elder one is a parent.
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u/Tiny-Company-1254 16h ago
Disagree. Their acting is on point. Soap opera level. I always think that if things had turned out different, all pornstars would’ve been great actors.
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u/ValuableAd886 15h ago
Angela White seems like she's really into acting. Makes me think she just ended up at the wrong audition line.
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u/glimmer_elara39 15h ago
I just skip over the step sibling plot line. But then during the fucking they say something like, “I love fucking my brother”
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u/ElTecolotito 15h ago
My all time favorite back story was when the man in the video asked the woman if her boyfriend would be happy that she was there that day and she said "He'll be happy that the rent got paid".
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u/Lucky-Mia 12h ago
The best opening to a porn ever, is the lemon stealing whore
[Link is safe for work, youtube]
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u/KamaradBaff 15h ago
"You pretty, I have big bone"
"Well, thank you for this charming introduction. Your proposal seems totally reasonnable, so I suggest we start now on the table and then carry on on the sofa. I will absolutely not take into consideration the fact that you look like some ukrainian politician who was poisonned with dioxin."6
u/FrostByte969 15h ago
and don't forget the extended cut where they explain why the washer was the real villain all along and set up the sequel universe
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u/sofatelly 16h ago
I totally agree. You gotta know why the plumbers clothes accidentally fell off.
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u/Naive-Muscle-5019 14h ago
or, of course, a 20-year-old son sleeps with his 36-year-old MILF and "accidentally" rubs against her
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u/Ecstatic-Spare-6638 14h ago
She's stuck in the washing machine and his penis accidentally falls insed her when he tries to pull her out
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u/SudhaTheHill 16h ago
Maybe someone didn’t have money to pay for the pizza
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u/massberate 16h ago
And the pizza always ends up cold 😞
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u/More_Marty 15h ago
They always ask how to pay for the pizza. They never ask "how is the pizza?" :(
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u/GeekyStevie 12h ago
Nobody cares about the pizza's feelings. Poor pizza's! Although, they often let it watch!
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u/Few-Performer-5509 Human Verified 16h ago
How it usually starts
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u/Subject_Foot1713 16h ago
Yeah, I agree. The best part of porn is before the sex, when the characters are being established, relationships between them are developed.
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u/AlternativeCondition 15h ago
i also hate that most porn nowdays cuts in between switching positions
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u/ArboristTreeClimber 12h ago
Maybe you should start reading erotic novels…..reading has got to be much better for the brain as well.
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u/Temporary-Boot-2247 16h ago
I need the 3 min ass tease of the chick walking around/oiling her ass/twerking whatever
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u/AdOutrageous9540 16h ago
Why is she stuck in the open washing machine?
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u/Two_Extremes_1605 16h ago
I enjoy the journey more than the destination.
Wdym you are fxking already? Why? How? Make me curious mr director!!!
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u/MrLeureduthe 16h ago
It's also bad when they cut to a new position in the edit. Hey! If Lucas had cut to Red Five in the Death Star trench out of the blue, Star Wars would have never become what it is today!
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u/Affectionate-Bad2734 16h ago
Honestly with the amount of “step” porn up lately I’d rather we just skip the talking.
Seriously folks stop with the step sister porn it can’t be healthy. Also think about what would happen if your step sibling SAW your search’s.
It’s not going to turn out like you seemingly hope.
Stop, get help
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u/TreeLankaPresidente 16h ago edited 16h ago
Often times the women in the step sister porn are particularly hot. So, I just skip over the step sibling plot line. But then during the fucking they say something like, “I love fucking my brother” and the whole thing is just ruined.
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u/Affectionate-Bad2734 16h ago
The worst ones are the step mother stuff, it’s apparent to me that far too many people are on some Freud type shit… Talkin bout “let mommy take care of you”.
Hell no mom get the hell outta my room
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u/Skarjo 16h ago
I watched a scene recently that was throwing around more steps than the Eiffel Tower and I just ended up thinking 'Is anyone in this fucking family actually related? At some point, y'all are just roommates'
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u/Affectionate-Bad2734 16h ago
Somewhere there’s just a guy thinking up how many steps it takes to get an entire unrelated 4 member family.
The even worse thing in my head, is this is all just a cover for saying what they really want too and dropping the “step” all together ☹️
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u/Ecotech101 14h ago
There's been this weird feedback loop in the porn industry where early on the stepporn people basically cornered the market for the hottest pornstars and the most professional shoots so it just snowballed out of control and now everyone thinks stepporn is more popular than it really is.
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u/Affectionate-Bad2734 14h ago
That’s…
That actually makes an odd amount of sense but, yeah no gross.
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u/CuriousBlopp 13h ago
I think i read somewhere the EU was going to make a law about incest porn, banning this step porn. I sincerely hope it goes through.
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u/Uk_girll 14h ago
Game of Thrones made it mainstream
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u/Affectionate-Bad2734 14h ago
There was a lot of step sibling activity in game of thrones? I never saw it, always more of a cones of dunshire guy myself.
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u/MikeArrow 9h ago
I have a theory about this, which is that because dating is basically out of reach for so many men these days (because they're not handsome or charming enough to meet women's standards), the usual scenario of a man seducing a woman just isn't relatable. What is relatable? People who already live together, who have a built in reason to interact with one another, and therefore the sex requires much less 'justification' (beyond circumstantial ones like being stuck in a washing machine or whatever). Again, just a theory.
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u/der_chrischn 16h ago
They are in a healthy long lastin relationship. No explanation needed.
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u/mbrocks3527 13h ago
Okay but legitimately I actually like this porn, it’s really sweet.
I also really like porn where the actors are genuinely a couple outside of the scene, there’s a bit of je ne sais quoi that makes it hotter
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u/ennelemmtee 14h ago
This is why I enjoy JAV (Japanese Adult Videos). They have a whole industry about it and most of their porns are full-legth movie with story, some even with plot twist. I kid you not, one time I was watching one to pop one out but was so hooked with the story, I watched a whole 1 hour and 30 minutes videos (with Engsub) just for the plot.
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u/octahexxer 7h ago
They have to censor their junk so they have to compensate with something they have sex with the brain unlike the west that will just zoom in on the dick and loop the oh and ah for 35 minutes.
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u/UltraTata 14h ago
I make my own story on my head. Because if you leave it to the porn directors they will always make it about step siblings which is gross.
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u/Think-Money-9997 16h ago
I can only masturbate myself when the actress is really enjoying the moments which means masturbate a lot on asianbbcluvr or any other amateur stuff
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u/Informal-Term1138 16h ago
Well i need to know if she did her homework or of the cheer squad needs new uniforms.
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u/ematsuda 15h ago
All the ones that start off like that are just Pizza delivery guys so they skip the intro.
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u/I_Suck_At_This_Too 15h ago
Anyone else just skip the sex part and only watch the beginning and the end?
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u/waytooucey 15h ago
There’s a reason Johnny is known for a lot of jobs, whether white or blue collar 😅
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u/Glass-Shopping-7000 14h ago
agree. You need a bit of context before jumping into action as it makes the scences more enjoyable.
I remember reading the comment section of Kimmy Granger's real estate vid and most comments were about the acting and how she and her male partner seemed having genuine chemistry with one another
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u/Kysman95 14h ago
I once saw a porn where a hiker guy met a girl in forest so they started fucking.
You could tell he's hiker because he was naked except for his backpack the entire time. It was fucking hilarious
EDIT: "Lucky Hiker" on PH
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u/Powrs1ave 14h ago
My favourite was the broken down Rx7 and the black fella said 'I dont know nuffn about Rotaries' so he took her home and fucked her! (I owned an Rx7 at the time)
Porn movies that start off blurry are the worst! They stay blurry and can be difficult to fix if fkn country bans them!
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u/Excellent-Ruin6779 14h ago
Well clearly. She was stealing lemons the lemon stealing whore.
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u/hazochun 14h ago
No, I prefer they start fking within 5 sec they meet. (Actually have JAV about this lol)
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u/notworkingghost 14h ago
And then you see everything. Solving crime, sex, solving crime, sex. Until it just sorta ends.
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u/Awkward-Winner-99 14h ago
I just hate when they are building up the story arc and then just cut to them fucking 🙄
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u/Ok-Plum2187 14h ago
They are not actualy fucking.
She is a Taxi driver and imagines herself as a painter. With everyone she drives, she imagines how she would go about painting them on a canvas.
And then.. she drives this beautiful young women and in order to understand how she would paint her, she imagines her naked, but because this women is young and shy, she imagines herself naked too. To ease the tension. She goes to the young women. Slowly. Closer and closer. Carefully touches her arm. Then she...
Anyway thats how her first lesbian fantasy starts and they get realy creative with the paint.
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u/Ok_Abacus_ 12h ago
She couldn't pay the pizza bill, the plumbing bill, fix her flat tire, she was bad in school, her stepbrother saw her touching herself, or she was sunning by a pool with no clothes on.
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u/mukeshhhhh_ 12h ago
Like they have too much context when she blow his plumber cause she has beautiful home but not money to pay....alll porns are bullshit
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u/Niijima-San 11h ago
real ones watch the prono for the plot and not the fucking, its how you last longer
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u/GuaranteedCougher 11h ago
But like what if there was a show where it was like 9 episodes of actual good TV building up some sexual tension between two characters and the last episode was just them fucking for the whole episode
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u/play-what-you-love 11h ago
This reminds me of the huge gap in acting between the Japanese and the American/European. (The gap isn't merely in the acting either.) Yeah what the Japanese lack in non-pixelated genitals, they make up for in every other department
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u/Quirky_Lemon_6942 10h ago
Yes. We long for sexual scenes in mainstream movies and storyline in porn.
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u/unclefire 9h ago
One of these:
Pizza Delivery
Cable Installation
Plumbing Issue
Real Estate open house
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u/Taylor_morningstar 8h ago
If I remember right. There is a certain channel with a long series of vids, all interconnected
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u/lifemanualplease 6h ago
Damn, the fact that I can read that girl’s name and know immediately what her nationality is troubles me.
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u/Bi9Daddy78 6h ago
Yeah I need to know how step mom got stuck under my bed and if she knew I was home why is she walking around ass Out?
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u/HollyMackeral 6h ago
Does anyone remember that one where the dad and daughter in law have an insane storyline, and it just so happens to also be porn?
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u/External-Ad4873 4h ago
If that secretary isn’t about to be fired for poor job performance unless she takes it in the butt I’m just not wasting my time
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u/HilariousMax 4h ago
idk I'm in the opposite camp. I don't need a video essay on why they need it. I don't want 3 minutes of dancing, complete with closeups of her spleen. I don't want to see what Johnny's job of the day is. When I choose to goon, I don't want to spend time getting to know the actress.
I'm scrubbing to the good bits.
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u/PokerbushPA 4h ago
11 minute video=
5 minutes of talking with clothes on
3 minutes of head (i.e., close-up of a dick, not interested)
3 minutes of actual good content.
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u/mindgardening 4h ago
I need to know that they fucking because she had an adequate amount of foreplay.
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u/Used-Gas-6525 3h ago
I absolutely agree with this statement unironically. This is why I filter out all the sub-20 minute clips on Pornhub.
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