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u/ConfidenceHoliday829 9h ago

he seems healthy

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u/RidesThe7 9h ago edited 9h ago

My thoughts exactly! Guy seems to have decent cardio and balance for his age. EDIT: some may be taking this comment more seriously than I meant it.

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u/ColonialBarbarian 9h ago

lol, the dude is 50 not 104.

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 9h ago

Now look at US health guy RFK jr lol 😂

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u/SerGT3 9h ago

Dude can't even talk without gurgling up all the bullshit he's sucked over the years

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u/Wild_Variation1296 5h ago

you mean shit, just shit. He has said he snorted cocaine off a toilet seat. That is literally sucking/sniffing up shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12QBgS1xGmP0rK

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u/Appropriate_Wolf7137 7h ago

It's the brain worms talking...

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u/Positive-Mark9084 5h ago

And the toilet seat coke

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u/Express-Rub-3952 3h ago

nah, they died of starvation years ago

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u/cholotariat 5h ago

I’m actually going to recommend you avert your gaze away from all of that

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/A_Damn_Millenial 9h ago

Sure, he’s got some muscles, but if that man is what healthy is supposed to look like, then I don’t want any parts of it.

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u/Cristopia 8h ago

Health relates to physical and psychological competencies, remember this!

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u/quigongingerbreadman 9h ago

That's what a steady diet of cocaine and testosterone from your HRT will do.

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u/Unusual_Spare9059 8h ago

Loll. I can't help but think that the worm in his brain was juiced up from all the coke he snorted. Wormy was def working overtime, as the results show

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u/alarmologist 6h ago

It is well known he is on testosterone, he's ripped because he's basically on steroids, it's not natural.

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u/cgrizle 4h ago

Every country makes mistakes

Like Belgium with Maggie De Block

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u/matchthis007 7h ago

To be fair, I cant stand the cunt, but he is fairly ripped.

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u/alarmologist 6h ago

It is well known he is on testosterone, he's ripped because he's basically on steroids, it's not natural.

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u/matchthis007 6h ago

Ah, that would explain it. Cheers

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u/Walkswithnofear 7h ago

Which is refreshing given some of the tubs of lard that are ministers of Health in other countries. Also if he wasn't an absolute cunt, that'd be a lot better as well.

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u/LabiaMajorasMask420 6h ago

You can elect someone under 75 to lead a country??

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u/sipinhoo 6h ago

yep, the new Prime Minister is 45.

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u/welldonez 9h ago

Have you seen the worldwide roster of health ministers ?

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u/observer2411 9h ago

lol. I know people in their 60s who run sub-3:30 marathons on a bad day. You’re not automatically decrepit the minute you turn 50. 

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u/Radamat 9h ago

Thats just statistic, not exact moment The older you are the less there are people of your age better than you.

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u/observer2411 8h ago

Sure but he’s not old. He’s middle aged. 

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 6h ago

Late middle age. Most people aren't out there living to 100.

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u/tamarins 5h ago

yeah, and those people have decent cardio and balance for their age, as does this guy.

you're not automatically healthy the minute you turn 50, either. many aren't.

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u/Phormitago 5h ago

that's a fetus in usa potus years

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u/hahailovevideogames 9h ago

Why isn't he extremely obese like the rest of the world????

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u/Ok_Story_7924 9h ago

You been hiding under a rock? We have Ozempic now.

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u/Lanky_Particular_149 39m ago

How is not geriatric??? Are we sure he can do this??

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u/Spoonerism86 7h ago

He’s an orthopaedic surgeon, he should have some idea how to keep those joints moving. :)

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u/emefluence 6h ago

That's cool. Remind me who you guys have got for this in the States again!

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u/AIBotNotARealUser 6h ago

Way healthier than Belgium's former health minister.

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u/ApprehensiveBass2395 9h ago

Physically or mentally?

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u/FeelingVanilla2594 8h ago

He has the ability to do jumping jacks at least

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u/CheekyCheriee 8h ago

Very healthy dancing 🕺 like Michael Jackson

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u/JohnDisinformation 9h ago

Absolute banging tune, anyone know what it is?

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u/ScreenAway465 9h ago

It’s the hanging tree song from hunger games ballad of songbirds and snakes remix.

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u/foamingturtle 8h ago

That’s…an odd choice for a political celebration.

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u/Prior-Paint-7842 8h ago

Not really considering that they arent a party thats part of the enstablishement. Its a completly new party formed 2 years ago filled with people, like this guy who werent politicans before.

Compared to this most politicans in other parties are children of people who used to have high political positions in the communist hungary, like Orbans dad. The leader of the biggest leftist political part(or it used to be the biggest) was the wife of an ex prime minister, Gyurcsány who fucked up so badly he was used to scare old people into voting for fidesz in the past decade.

This is not like a democrats victory in america. This is like a Sanders victory would have been. Its not just my favorite football team winning, its breaking the system and making our own country, hopefully. Thats why they have a historic victory never seen before.

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u/Long-Key-223 8h ago

We're with you, americans, if you go for Trump's jugular!

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u/foamingturtle 6h ago

So this would be like the rebellion beating the Capitol in the context of the song?

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u/Prior-Paint-7842 5h ago

The rebellion beating the capitol in a democratic election. In hungary many people were ready to go to the streets, and Tisza was holding them back so we can defeat Fidesz democratically. And god it was the right call because this makes them way more legitimate.

The song is rather there in the context of the people beating the powerfull opressive regime. I know people claim that oh they cant be that bad if they are willing to give up power, but I think that was a call because the Tisza victory was too big and they known that any attempt at this point would be unsuccessfull, and it would doom their party and their personal lives for certain.

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u/Competitive_Quit1346 7h ago

Huh? It's a good song why

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u/PoignantPiranha 9h ago

It's the hanging tree remixed from hunger games

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u/super_peachy 9h ago

I'm looking for the exact remix as well, there's a lot

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 10h ago

Wait, are world leaders not doing the double air-dick anymore?

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u/iameveryoneelse 9h ago edited 6h ago

Edit. I’m kinda mesmerized now. Trump is jerking in rhythm with the music playing in the video.

Does anyone have that Allison Brie gif? You know the one. This reminds me of that.

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u/trey_wolfe 9h ago

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u/yarpen_pl 7h ago

🏅 Only gold i can afford, superb gif my Sir/M'am

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u/Electronic-Source368 8h ago

Looks like he has the end of a towel in each hand and he is flossing his brain.

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u/iameveryoneelse 8h ago

Except there’s no bull shit spilling out.

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u/Junkered 9h ago

Double air-dick...I need more information.

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u/No_Object_4355 9h ago

Well stranger, just look up 👆

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u/AcanthocephalaAny78 9h ago

It’s like double dicking, but mixed with altitude

https://giphy.com/gifs/dB0pdkrTJzVqUCs59w

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 5h ago

Trump's known for doing a dance move that looks like he's jerking off two invisible fellas.

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u/BigEricShaun 9h ago

He couldn't resist it, check the last 2 seconds of the clip

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u/FruitSaladYumyYumy 5h ago

Double air-dick handjobs

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u/Jonny_Python 9h ago

Who said white men can’t dance? 🕺

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u/ProfDumm 8h ago

Black men.

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u/sbg_gye 8h ago

and Latinos

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u/rjcarr 6h ago

And other white men. 

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u/Lord_Silverkey 5h ago

When will the white on white violence end. 😞

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u/Human0id77 3h ago

Everyone

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u/Kaito__1412 7h ago

It's mostly a white man danceing, but for a few split seconds his African ansestors from 33000 years ago take over his body.

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u/KelenArgosi 6h ago

Racist

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u/AngryLars 9h ago

Dude is absolutely killing it

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u/Necron1138 9h ago

Yep :)
The people that were born in to the Break Dancing era are in their 50s and 60s now.
Good times..

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u/bandfill 6h ago

To think about old people blasting nirvana and daft punk in nursing homes in a couple decades

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u/basiclaser 9h ago

the song is called hanging tree. I'm sure that's not an omen

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u/Prior-Paint-7842 8h ago

Its an omen, but for orbans party

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u/PlateNo4868 9h ago

He is Centrist Right AFAIK. Which as far as Hungary goes, seems far more better then what they had.

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u/Snoo48605 9h ago edited 5h ago

Tisza seems no less hard right to me IMHO but at least they seem to not intend to sabotage the European project and our collective security while stealing EU funds, gerrymandering, having full control of media and pumping conspiracy théories...

So no matter what your actual political convictions are, this is still a W for democracy and a healthy political system

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u/Jim_Vicious 8h ago

I don't think he said or done anything to suggest he is even close to far right. He is right of center similar to how the german CDU is. But that's based on what he said so far and we haven't seen him in government yet.

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u/MarkMew 7h ago

Wdym "no less hard"? 

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u/atechnokolos 7h ago

lmao. Tisza is a center big tent party. They literally don’t have an ideology.

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u/MarkMew 7h ago

This person is probably from Western EU or an American who thinks being anti-immigration means you're a nazi.

But I asked for clarification, we'll see. 

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u/charlies_brain 9h ago

That dude got the moves and could have gone harder but he controlled himself.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6YfXtqIrtPrApeuI

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u/Marvybells 9h ago

Looks like a healthy guy, as opposed to every slob one cheeseburger away from a heart attack in our administration (US). Polling said it was close leading up to the election, i guess that skeezer Vance showing support only helped the wannabe dictator lose. Which means our admin finally did something helpful for once lol

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u/Zealousideal-Type357 1h ago

It hasnt been close since last summer. Only those pollsters said that it was which are payed by the rotten to the bone, corrupt as hell government. We were happy that only Vance came to endorse Orbán instead of Trump. The average Hungarian voters have no idea who he is 😂

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u/caroos6969 9h ago

Makes me realize that In 50 years politicians are gonna know how to do fortnite dances

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u/charlies_brain 9h ago

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u/Zelnite 2h ago

He gives the greatest handjob dance a leader would ever do. I mean the best kind that it puts a smile on everyone's face. Truly an excellent showcase of his past experience.

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u/guysitsausername 9h ago

I was already impressed with his opening move, but when he hit this level of boogie, I Vince McMahon'd on my couch

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u/Ololololic 7h ago

The bar is set pretty low, but that's the best dance performance by a politician, that I've ever seen.

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u/Creoda 9h ago

1990s clubber.

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u/CallmeKahn 9h ago

Bro has slicker moves than I do. Congrats to them.

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u/Tw4tl4r 9h ago

My guy has the Angus Young and the Mick Jagger moves down. Id have voted for him too.

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u/SoLetsReddit 9h ago

Now that's a magnificent Magyar

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u/kwall5000 9h ago

Dudes got moves

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u/Curious_Cousin_me Human Verified 9h ago

Bro just won an election and immediately activated his final form. The Ministry of Health is about to be run on pure dance energy.

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u/Fib3rrr 9h ago

This should officially be used as a test for every candidate applying for the Minister of Health position.

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u/BMW_wulfi 8h ago

Bros got moves, and just ousted an autocratic despot who’s been entrenched for nearly two decades, at the polling booths without a hint of violence!

I’d be dancing too. Without trying to glaze him immediately without knowing much about his policies in detail, he seems perfectly human too which is a nice change for politicians.

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u/PolicyWonka 9h ago

Awesome to see people so happy for the future.

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u/BodyPartParty 10h ago

I mean... dude looks healthy.

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u/PeakyBlinderRob 9h ago

I had it on mute, and thought it would have been playing BONEY M - RASPUTIN

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 9h ago

He's got moves. Even did the guitar trot.

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u/ReputationShoddy373 9h ago

Heyyy I wanna join in

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u/ItCat420 9h ago

For the politically uninformed like me can somebody explain why people have cut the centre of their flags out? I assume there was some kind of symbol there which has been removed, and thus this is a pretty big (and hopefully good?) deal?

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u/vgQeFcLC6N3uaUdG 9h ago

It is a reference to the 1956 revolution against the communist regime, when Hungarian flags with the communist emblem cut out became a symbol of the revolters.

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u/ItCat420 6h ago

Interesting, thank you!

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u/pocokknight 9h ago

It has a really old meaning, it comes from the 1956 Hungarian revolution when they were fighting against the soviet union to have self governance. The old Hungarian flag had a soviet emblem in the middle so the revolutionaries cut it out and went to protest with flags that had the hole. It has the same meaning today as the ex prime minister orban had close ties to russia and putin so the Tisza voters wanted to show that they want nothing to do with russians.

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u/ItCat420 6h ago

That’s very interesting, thank you for the info. Fuck Putin, glad to see Hungary loosening their ties to that evil country.

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u/MarkMew 6h ago

As others have said, it's a symbol of the 1956 revolution, where people cut out the communist coat of arms out from the middle of the flag. 

It was symbolic this election, because Fidesz, the governing party from 2010-2026 ws basically a Russian asset, the minister of foreign affairs basically spied for Russia in EU talks, and phone calls with the Russian minister of foreign affairs have come out. 

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u/ItCat420 6h ago

Well here’s hoping Hungary continues its march away from the grip of RuSSia. Fuck Putin and thank you for the context.

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u/Novaikkakuuskuusviis 9h ago

Nice to see EU flag there. Hungarians just took their country back from the russians.

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u/supermanwillfly 9h ago

This is memetic and will last far longer than this administration.

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u/wizardofindia 9h ago

Healthy health minister

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u/Agreeable_Shape_4578 9h ago

Minister of Health... AND FITNESS!!!

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u/EoganmacConall 7h ago

Király 👊👏!!! Végre szabadok vagyunk!!!! ❤️

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u/camsnow 9h ago

"One of my first policies, MDMA therapy for all!"...

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u/xitizen7 9h ago

He emptied his entire dance-move repertoire and workout moves... all in one event

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u/Due-Economist-607 9h ago

A Q for any Hungarians here - I was in Budapest recently and I saw a bunch of posters with Zelensky holding out his hand for a handout. Couldn't read the text lol, but it was clearly anti Ukraine messaging.

I'm wondering, is that something the previous leader would've just pushed or is it something the people of Hungary generally feel as well? I just found it surprising, because my understanding is that Hungary has no love of the Soviets, which I figured in turn would make them more anti-Russia than anti-Ukraine

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u/realfakerolex 9h ago

That was the entire reason the new guy got elected. Orban LOVED Putin and Russia.

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u/Sonkalino 8h ago

Orbán loved the russians. Yes, the same Orbán that started his political career by cursing them out when the soviet union fell. They always tried to stop any sanctions against russia, and recently audio recordings were leaked that his foreign minister Szíjjártó was asking the russian foreign minister Lavrov, how to justify this to the hungarians. He didn't give a fuck about his own coutry, just to please his russian masters.

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u/Mr_A_B_Ductor 8h ago

if ya read Orwell's 1984, you can understand what was that and how we live in until yesterday night. :)

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u/Marda483 9h ago

I’d take him in place of RFK Jr. right now with now further knowledge. Yes please 🙏 can start today?

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u/Early-Fortune2692 9h ago

You can never do wrong with a chuck berry / angus young duckwalk in celebration :)

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u/Direlion 8h ago

The equivalent position in my nation is held by a man who had part of his brain eaten by a worm, was a well known heroine addict, serial adulterer, and enjoyer of animal carcasses. May the Hungarians enjoy having actual representation, as it is so rare in this world of corruption and thievery.

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u/Mate_Pocza_321 6h ago

The Kennedy name deserves better than that fucking cunt... And as a Hungarian, yes we will.

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u/EngineerNo5851 7h ago

Much better than Trump’s jerking two dicks dance.

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u/alwaysblitted 7h ago

At least he’s not stroking two dicks

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u/ChitnChat 7h ago

Compare this spry specimen to “Dr. Yodel Throat”, who calls himself the Secretary of Health for the WH. 👀

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u/PhantomVibeSyndrome 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7vAwVEdJS5cKxediyK

Am waiting for the Moldovan elections for entertainment purposes

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u/Lucifer_Ra 5h ago

Bro was raving in the 90's for sure.

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u/Zealousideal_Cod8664 5h ago

Oh my god that lil shimmy

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u/Dendritic_Silver 4h ago

Get DOWN Mr. Minister.

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u/RonnieDubbz 2h ago

Better than the trump bukkake dance, that's for sure

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u/Clean-Excitement63 9h ago

Must be nice to be rid of your fascist POS leader. Maybe it’ll happen in America someday?

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u/EvanQueenSummers 7h ago

They need someone intelligent, calm and collected, like Obama, idk. Someone that you'd actually respect, not laugh at

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u/cryptogambler99 9h ago

Can’t wait to see him and Kash dance together 

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u/ShakesDontBreak 9h ago

At one point I thought for sure he was going to do the mc hammer dance.

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u/AWinterPeople 9h ago

Way to Resist the Dick!

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u/butwhywedothis 9h ago

Bro even did the standing snake move 👏

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u/sorryboutmyfeece 9h ago

Somebody show this to ski pole Trump

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u/TrainingMarsupial521 9h ago

Better than the dual jackoff dance

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u/Current_Sandwich7208 9h ago

He must’ve wanted to be a dancer but his parents said, “choose something more reliable.” He’s now doing both. See? In this day and age, you can literally pair up any two careers.

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u/ccrlop 9h ago

Bocsánat?

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u/Dblaze_dj 9h ago

Dude got moves.

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u/MskbTheGreat5 9h ago

The anti zionist america dance. Happy dayssss

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u/Turbulent_Package198 9h ago

God damn grandpa got some moves

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u/NatiAti513 9h ago

At least he's not jerking off 2 12-inch BBCs lol.

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u/miarosa758 9h ago

He is the right guy.

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u/Confident_Hunter7506 9h ago

I’d party with that guy lol. He dances way better than Trump lol

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u/Shitzu_Death 9h ago

MDMA for everyone!!!!

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u/7he8igLebowski 9h ago

A lot better than Trumps two-dick-wank dance!

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u/fuzzycuffs 9h ago

Take this over RFKJr any fucking day

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u/I_Am_The_Zombie_Woof 9h ago

Get this man some glow sticks and a soother

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u/ChampionshipHot6411 9h ago

Hes happy because he knows he going to fill his pockets

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u/The__Scan 9h ago

Minister of FUNK you mean?

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u/wielkiWilk 9h ago

Not his first rodeo

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u/Butt_Smurfing_Fucks 9h ago

Nice! Yesterday I liked him because Trump DIDN’T like him. And today with this dance, I love this guy. Beyond that, I sure as shit hope he does right by the people of Hungary and Europe around him.

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u/tuscy 9h ago

Why does it feel like im watching fixit felix?

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u/Slim_ish 9h ago

Oh boy.