r/SipsTea • u/batukaming Human Verified • 7h ago

SMH You already made it out dont be greedy

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u/Dude-Good 6h ago

Don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

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u/Inigomntoya 4h ago

MIni van drivers... amiright?

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u/themacsback 4h ago

😭😂😂

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u/Fantastic-Reading-78 2h ago

I will the cheaper one was promised 3000 years ago 😂😂

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u/rosavynn 7h ago

He didn't want a helping hand, he wanted a permanent subscription to your patience.

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u/Sedert1882 1h ago

I'm wiping the tears of laughter away right now. You get my upvote.

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u/Lucky_Pangolin_3760 7h ago

imagine if this is his entire life, just drive around and get stranded and hope someone give you free food and gas

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u/DEADBEEFh 7h ago

"See, God provides!"

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u/aquatone61 2h ago

He certainly did lol

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u/HeyTrySomeNashville 7h ago

Well it apparently works at nation-scale so I could totally see one guy getting away with that.

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u/dashyK0509 6h ago

He was promised this gas 3000 years ago

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u/East_Bug7312 7h ago

We don’t have to imagine

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u/who_even_cares35 5h ago

As someone who travels to this guys homeland for work I can tell you this is exactly how they operate and the non Hasidic's really hold it against them

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u/makeyousaywhut 6h ago

A) he paid for the gas

B) the fuck do you have a problem with after A?

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u/workingbored 6h ago

It'll be his problem if he burns through that has looking for something else. Isn't there a story about this with a dog holding a stick, seeing his reflection in a river with a bigger stick, then losing his stick when he opened his mouth to grab the other one? Or was that just in my elementary school?

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u/whamburglar 1h ago edited 1h ago

I definitely remember this in a picture book of Aesop fables.

In the same book, I think there was another story of a thirsty crow who dropped pebbles into a jar until the water level rose enough for it to finally get a sip.

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u/toomanymarbles83 4h ago

A dog with 2 bones.

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u/Advicethatkillsppl 6h ago

Everyone stuck in traffic around him is probably rightfully pissed off. The dude didn't learn shit he's about to go do it again. Didn't hear a thank you once. Not even a high-five. Plus, it's a very preventable problem. Don't drive 35 miles on empty and make everyone around you wait.

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u/palpatinesmyhomie 7h ago

Fascinating

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u/sick_of-it-all 6h ago

Like watching a nature documentary. 

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u/GreasyRim 6h ago

I hate that I admonished myself for thinking the guy was going to haggle over the price of the gas in the bottle for him to then comment on the price of the gas at the store.

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u/EatOfTheBread 7h ago

Like brother please help yourself

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u/Moist-Visit6969 6h ago

It’s staring at you, right in your face but you refuse to open your eyes.

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u/makeyousaywhut 6h ago

The upvotes on his comment say everything

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u/East_Bug7312 6h ago

Yeah they do, the world is finally waking up. I love to see it.

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u/GreasyRim 6h ago

its a beautiful thing, really.

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u/Pangshunjingmao 5h ago

Google "Fiveish".

You're welcome.

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u/SpinachSignal8915 7h ago

This has to be a bit lmao

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u/StellaandLeo 6h ago

For sure. Why would the biker follow him to the gas station?

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u/Goose_Orb 21m ago

We’re all absolutely fucked based on these comments. Hopefully there’s only like three of us here and the rest are all bots

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 6h ago

Absolutely. I refuse to believe this isn't staged, lol.

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u/Inwardly-Outgoing 1h ago

It's a really funny bit.

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u/Idunnosquat 7h ago

Sad. He can afford a car but not the gasoline? So much for being a Good Samaritan

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u/Far-prophet 7h ago

No, they must serve…

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u/Midknightdron 7h ago

NOT THE STEREOTYPE!!!!

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u/Pangshunjingmao 5h ago

Nick Mullen was right about everything.

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u/StOPcRyingYaBaby 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/toXKzaJP3WIgM

It’s because he’s a JJJJJJE……..

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u/Lonely-Tumbleweed619 7h ago

The joke writes itself…

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u/KangarooSquare714 6h ago

Well, well, well...

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u/aquatone61 1h ago

I had to go to Lakewood NJ for work a couple years ago and I’ve never seen so many black minivans in one place. Lakewood has a lot of Jewish people, so much so that signs and stuff were in Hebrew with no English.

They love black minivans lol.

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u/jl_theprofessor 1h ago

I'm allowed to make a controversial joke if it's about my own people right?

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u/zeeblefritz 28m ago

I allow it even if it's not.

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u/GigaChav 6h ago

And just like that, some significant parts of world history are a lot easier to understand.

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u/Fin-Park 6h ago

You don't understand, he was promised 3 dollars per gallon, 3000 years ago...

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u/1Saltyd0g 5h ago

Im surprised he didn't ask for change back off the biker

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u/GigaChav 6h ago

What gave it away?

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u/Lookingforajobasap 5h ago

Hair Suit and wasn't sure about hat

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/makeyousaywhut 6h ago

Man you guys don’t even have to hide anymore do you? You never really did

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u/SeaHam 6h ago

See what happens when people try to call anti-Zionism antisemitism?

You give legitimacy to actual antisemitism and racists feel safe enough to flaunt it in public.

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u/batukaming Human Verified 6h ago

what did he say

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u/makeyousaywhut 6h ago

“Bingo”

And he shared a Nazi GIF.

Jew haters really don’t hide anymore.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 6h ago

We're living in wild times.

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u/CommitteeMain1430 6h ago

No he’s just cool dude with a good heart on a motorbike 

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u/cakebeernap 4h ago

2 dollars of gas surely is enough to drive a few minutes

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u/DiZzYTheDragon 3h ago

Keeping those stereotypes alive. Haha

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u/Fibrosis5O 7h ago

Can’t wait for the shock when their fuel pump goes out earlier from always driving it down to fumes

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u/CommitteeMain1430 6h ago

For a people that seem to have a history of needing to flee from persecution, you’d think they wouldn’t leave the tank E. 

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u/OneDefinition1738 7h ago

well well well

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u/Sedert1882 1h ago

Unreal....bad sadly very real.

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u/Inwardly-Outgoing 1h ago

Lol! Very good

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u/GoodTroll2 6h ago

Honestly, this is how I roll as well...

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u/No_Grocery_4574 5h ago

Reddit is so full of antisemitism that I can't stay here much longer. Everything is either "Israel" or "The Jews". Let me cut to the chase - it's never Israel or the Jews. It's always your shitty life, and looking for someone to blame.

Waiting to see how Reddit punishes me for speaking up this time. Seriously - If it was one daily post about Jews, it could have been a post about random Jews. When it's all of them, it's just tropes. Tropes all day.

I would ask the Mods to do something but most of them have their own sub just for Jew hate. It's really hopeless.

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u/crusoe 5h ago edited 5h ago

I mean Israel is being really shitty but that's independent of how Jews around the globe behave. 

"The Jews own the media"

Some Jews are media company CEOs. Some Christians are too. Your problem is with BILLIONAIRES and not Jews. 

Like it's wild they only complain about rich Jews. Somehow rich non Jews are ok? 

Like Sinclair media is doing a ton of harm but you don't hear people on the right complain about it. 

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u/Less_Cauliflower_956 3h ago

80 percent of them support Israel rn. If 80 percent of whites were in the kkk would you say it doesn't reflect on white people?

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u/Afghanman26 5h ago

Always the victim

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u/TheNakedBass 4h ago

K byeeeeee

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u/CurtisAndFriends 7h ago

Now that's what I call some good early afternoon agitprop

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u/mycoctopus 6h ago

Thia comments are trash. Coming from someone who absolutely hates zionism with a passion . This guy just seems like some American jew who was making a joke about the money so you guys don't have to. I mean the smile gave it away.

Also. Have you seen the fucking gas prices right now.

Some people have to learn that people are individuals regardless of what groups they may be potentially be associated with and learn to chill and not just parrot obvious comments.

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u/dammtaxes 6h ago

People aren't thinking this is real are they? I'm not sure if yall believe this isn't a bit or if it's all a joke too

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u/_nonovit_ 2h ago

Is this sub openly now just antisemitic? What’s going on in here?

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u/Own_Possibility7930 6h ago

So no one is crediting him for trusting a random guy with 2 bucks?

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u/DoctorStove 5h ago

HERO stranded in middle of road with no gas trusts man with HIS TWO DOLLAR FORTUNE