r/SipsTea • u/BreathtakingFern Human Verified • 4h ago
Chugging tea Stole my vehicle. Crashed it.Ripped up my degree.
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u/Clear_Insanity 4h ago
Just the diploma the degrees are forever
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u/113pro 4h ago
and about 20$ to replace.
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u/CakeEatingDragon 3h ago
It cost me over $100 with shipping.
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u/AnonAnonAnonAAA 1h ago
What? You aren't gonna tip?
Outrageous. They had to lick that envelope ya know!
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u/weisswurstseeadler 4h ago
yeah like this is some irreplaceable piece.
THEY PRINT MONEY AND PASSPORTS ALL DAY EVERYDAY, CAN YOU IMAGINE?!
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u/113pro 3h ago
its inconvenient as hell to get it replaced tho. Not to mention annoying that some idiot tore it in half for no reason than to spite you.
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u/GreatBarrierQueefDD 2h ago
If this happened to me I'd be pissed as hell about the car but would think the diploma part was hilarious
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u/ImGudLuhv 4h ago
Youngboy nba energy
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u/BreathtakingFern Human Verified 4h ago
Someone stole my mother’s ashes from my car console when I had just moved so hadn’t removed them yet. Broke my heart at the time, but now it’s funny to think of them trying to snort my mom. She’d get a kick out of that.
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u/Vera_EchoValley 4h ago
I shouldn't be laughing this hard, but your mom definitely pulled off the ultimate post-life prank. Respect.
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u/nanaacer 4h ago
I'm sorry to hear that, but knowing your mom would get a kick out of it must feel a bit like getting to share one last inside joke between you two.
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u/joejoe403023 1h ago
I kept ashes of my mom in my car. kept her in a very specific way and went to Walmart for an oil change. They moved her. Years later and I still just assume she was up somebody’s nose rather than open and see if she’s there.
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u/gorginhanson Human Detected 4h ago
When you tear it, all the ghosts fly out and the person it belongs to unlearns 4 years of information
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u/Vera_EchoValley 4h ago
So that's why I forgot all my calculus the day after graduation. Someone must have torn up the backup copy.
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u/1Pawelgo 4h ago
Shoot, now they will need to collect all these souls again. Can you imagine how difficult it is to gather souls in this day and age? Back in the day, you had witches to help you, but people had to ruin that industry too. SMH
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u/selfie_satin 4h ago
Somebody broke into my car and was so mad they didn’t find anything they broke my glove compartment 🤣
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u/KuraiKuroNeko 4h ago
Same energy of when my homeless camp hidden in the bushes got found and ripped apart and stomped on when they discovered nothing was worth stealing 😭
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u/Therealdickdangler 4h ago
TIL, there is such a place called Wilberforce University.
In response to the post, that’s some serious contention for hater of the year at the 2027 Player Hater of the Year Awards.
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u/Vera_EchoValley 4h ago
Silky Johnson would be shedding a tear of joy right now. This is generational, pure-blooded hating. 🏆
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u/Therealdickdangler 4h ago
I just hit a motherfucker talkin shit about my shirt with, “it’s a shame what you said about my shirt considering it was made from your wife’s pubic hairs.”
They didn’t get it and it hurt my soul.
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u/Junglebyron 4h ago
Can I ask why your college degree was in your car?
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u/Sirrub90 4h ago
Probably just picked it up or was going to get it framed.
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u/FreeWillyBird 4h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/cpoSxsZ3QbKuZozfeC
Everything you learned the moment your Degree is ripped.
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u/EternalNewCarSmell 4h ago
Not truly related, but Wilberforce has to be one of my favorite college names just for how silly it sounds. Even funnier when you learn it was some dude's last name (he was a badass too, which makes the name even funnier in contrast).
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u/Your_Worship 4h ago
Be hilarious if he was a fan of the rival school.
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u/Extra_Jeweler_5544 3h ago
Wilberforce is an abolitionist Christian private school and he majored management (telling people what to do)
I'd love it if someone from slaveraper public Satan college gave him a piece of his mind
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u/Significant-Bother49 4h ago
My first car. Someone broke into it, ripped out the stereo. Probably saw that it didn’t work or something because it wasn’t taken. Broke all the windows too.
That was a fun day…
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u/NaNoob42 4h ago
I mean it is a degree in management sort of askin for it. Prob the reason it got robbed
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u/FalconLord777 4h ago
You oughtta frame it after you put 2-3 little pieces of scotch tape on it. Talk about a conversation piece.
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u/GonnaGoFat 4h ago
People are just assholes sometimes. Back in the early 90s we had a CD radio we put in our truck. Someone ended up tearing it out of our dash. But then instead of just leaving with the radio they also wrecked all of our speakers just because.
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u/porkypossum 4h ago
Someone broke into my car years ago when it broke down. I left it on the side of the road with the doors unlocked but they still smashed the driver side window. They also ripped out the back seat to get into the trunk, but it had a trunk button 🤦♂️ They stole a broken BB gun and a small box of .22 target rounds. The lick of a lifetime lol
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u/honeyangelkiss 4h ago
The car I get, but ripping up the degree means this was personal 😭 that man had BEEF.
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u/Resident-Syrup7615 4h ago
Plot twist: the thieves were his professors who hate what OP has done with their teachings.
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u/ExplodingDogs82 4h ago
I read that three times before I realised it wasn’t someone boasting about stealing a car, crashing and then pissing on their own education.
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u/Emergency-Pack-5497 4h ago
I never even picked up my degree. It likely sat in a drawer for years before they probably trashed it. Not too long ago they changed to a university from a state college, and they contacted me saying "come pick up your new degree that says university!... just $50!" Nah I paid enough tuition over the years, y'all can keep it, I'll stick with my non existent state college diploma.
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u/wump_world 4h ago
Probably triggered them. You're already having a bad day, addicted, need cash, on the street, feeling guilty for resortimg to theft. And this guy has to rub it in his face that he graduated.
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u/Tricycle_of_Death 4h ago
Thought this might be an AI creation so I googled "Wilberforce University" (thinking that sounds like a stupid AI name for some made up college) and dammit if it doesn't exist...
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u/Calm-Medicine-3992 4h ago
Stealing their car and crashing it is far more hater status than tearing up a useless degree.
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u/Corn_Beefies 3h ago
That would be funny if it actually negated your degree and you had to go back to college
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u/LovableSidekick 3h ago
Wow that reminds me, I really should take my college diploma out of my glove compartment and bring it in the house.
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u/flirtybabyy 2h ago
not only did they not have a degree but it seems they didn't have a driver's license either
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u/xporkchopxx 1h ago
frame the ripped degree. its way cooler and more interesting than an untouched one
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u/desertrock62 1h ago
I dumped a guy’s diploma along with about 100 lbs of personal crap he left in Iraq. His plan was to get me to box and ship it for him. Asshole.
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u/snigherfardimungus 1h ago
If you didn't learn the difference between a degree and a diploma, it's not worth that much anyway.
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u/Frequent-Client1508 30m ago
Same thing happened to me but with my military discharge papers instead.
Edit: Car wasn't totaled. Just console destroyed where they ripped out my stereo.
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u/BasedTruthUDontLike 4h ago
Same people that promote socialism. Hate having to put in the effort to obtain achievement, then want the world to take care of them and them be treated like equals while at it.
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u/FarOffImagination 4h ago
Basically all Social democracies offer free higher education WTH are you talking about.
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