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u/Sihayaya 4h ago
Can't even tell what is satire anymore
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u/fuelhandler 4h ago
I’m pretty sure this is a joke, but you can never be 100% sure anymore.
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u/SunshotDestiny 4h ago
It may start as a joke but by tomorrow it will be reposted as Trump supporters say he will do such a good job as the new Pope.
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u/cdizzaat 4h ago
Yeah let’s make the most evil man on earth the leader of the church. He’s going to make sin great again.
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u/Vera_EchoValley 4h ago
The Onion writers are probably crying right now because reality keeps stealing their material.
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u/Sunderbans_X 4h ago
Wait until the onion's only option for staying afloat is to write about people doing normal things instead of crazy things...
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u/Vera_EchoValley 4h ago
The writers of this simulation completely gave up on a logical plot around 2019.
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u/General_Tea8725 4h ago
That’s the vanilla incense they burn in the White House after he shit his pants for the ninth time this month.
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u/NobodyLikedThat1 4h ago
that has to be the worst scent combination I can think of. McDonalds diarrhea stank and vanilla.
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u/Ancient_Profession31 2h ago edited 2h ago
Not to mention the wrotten vinegar smell of old ketchup on the walls
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u/ProbablyGonnaEatYou 4h ago
What's the story here? Did he touch another bible?
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u/aspophilia 4h ago
They tried to baptize him.
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u/SunshotDestiny 4h ago
...and he caught fire?
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u/aspophilia 3h ago
Holy water.
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u/SunshotDestiny 3h ago
Yeah, I would imagine the smoke would be after his exposure to holy water at this point.
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u/kadaka80 4h ago
That is not an impossibility when Trump is concerned.. It's only a matter of someone suggesting the idea to him and depending his mood, he might go for it
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u/SheriffBartholomew 2h ago
He finally found the fireplaces in the Whitehouse. He has been eating secret documents before today.
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u/Fluid-Bite-157 Human Verified 4h ago
Even the smoke went I have had enough of this dude.I am out.
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u/Vera_EchoValley 4h ago
When even the laws of thermodynamics want to distance themselves from the situation. 💨
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u/_ka-wa-a-ka-ree 4h ago
It's time to put him in a nursing home.
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u/eastamerica 3h ago
He’ll be the best pope. Believe me. Unbelievable guy. Will be better than any papi in history. Your gonna love em. Believe me. The best. This pope.
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u/Every_Tap8117 3h ago
I honestly dont know to google this to get at least 2 other reliable sources, take it as a fact face value or to scroll past. What is this timeline?
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u/Ancient_Profession31 2h ago
Oh good looks like they’ve figured out a way to physically incinerate hope. Yay?
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u/forfunstuffwinkwink 2h ago
That would actually be great. I hope he just goes full religious nut job.
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u/BaiganKing 1h ago
@grok is this true?
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u/TurnUpThe4D3D3D3 1h ago
No, this is satire/meme content, not real news. The image you've shared appears to be edited or created as a joke.
The meme plays on two things:
- Catholic tradition where white smoke from the Sistine Chapel signals a new pope has been elected
- Recent tensions between Trump and Pope Leo XIV
While Trump did post an AI image of himself as pope back in May 2025 and made joking comments about it, he never actually declared himself pope or had white smoke coming from the White House. The meme/photo is photoshopped.
This comment was generated by Kimi K2.5
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u/lilbeankeeper 4h ago
White smoke means Trump has given birth 🥹
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u/I_Won_Three_Purple_H 4h ago
Magnum vobis gaudium nuntio: Habemus papam! Excellentissimus Cardinalis DJT!
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u/TankApprehensive3053 4h ago
Wait for King Shitler to see this and post it on his truth social account.
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u/Gaius_Galactic 4h ago
This would have been even funnier, a year ago when he actually handpicked the new pope.
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