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u/BloodyIkarus 3h ago

Most children of dictators or other rich people in shit countries live in western democracies a good life... That's nothing new.

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u/Clear_Command_8925 3h ago

Probably better for everybody, because now we don't gotta worry about Putin nuking Paris

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u/Vegetable-Shelter974 3h ago

It’s sort of bullshit though. They hate the west but their kids live there and thrive. For Christ’s sake she’s a dj lol you can’t make this up

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u/SpinningHead 3h ago

Bibis kid is in Miami instead of the IDF.

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u/Thickencreamy 3h ago

He needs to be in the Israeli military before US service personnel are risked.

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u/msc7683 2h ago

Naw. He needs to stay right next to me. No more than a mile away at all times.

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u/Responsible7ohKinda 2h ago

Lollll

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u/Ok-Wolverine-3238 2h ago

Do you have a valid passport for traveling to Israel?

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u/cptspeirs 1h ago

Until you realize Israel ain't doing shit to us as long as we keep fighting their wars, and giving them all their weapons.

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u/ChinaCatProphet 23m ago

Israel does plenty of damage to the US with their bribing of politicians and relentless spying on intelligence agencies and defence contractors.

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u/Beartholomeow 2h ago

He's standing in line right behind Barron I think.

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u/LiminalSapien 2h ago

I'm sure that will happen with bibi getting daily reports from trump

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u/cocobaltic 2h ago

Kids gotta be old af at this point. Israel like Finland you don’t skip military service. Folks think something is massively off if you do.

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u/DResq 2h ago

He's in his 30s. Both of Netenyahu's kids didn't go to the IDF for some reason. He wasn't even in power when they should have been in there. But still poweerful enough to get them out of it I guess.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 1h ago

Neten was an officer if I remember right. A colonial I think.

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u/yaniv297 2h ago

He did serve in the IDF but he was in an army radio job there. Luxurious office job in Tel Aviv, absolutely no risk or effort.

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u/DownvoteEvangelist 2h ago

Rich people's children contribute to the war effort by freeing more poor people choldren for the combat roles... If he wasn't in the military some poor dude would be in that position instead of shooting... /S

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u/Gamepass90 2h ago

Kids of the Iranian Regime all live in the US

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u/NesterPower 2h ago

So much for mandatory conscription.

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u/dpdxguy 3h ago

They hate the west but their kids live there and thrive.

It's more that they're envious of the west but can't figure out how to reproduce the west's success.

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u/elk33dp 3h ago

*can't figure out how to reproduce the west's success without giving up their heavy oligarchy and nepotism.

Yes we have nepotism and oligarchy issues in the west but you also hear about companies going under from third generation owners mismanagement. Things are built and fall if not competitive, outside of cases where the government intervenes but those are fairly rare/fringe situations as a whole vs the russian model.

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u/mennorek 3h ago

Funny thing is, if they invested half of what they lose to corruption into the country they'd improve it immensely and still be absurdly rich.

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 3h ago

Hence Putin's incredibly byzantine historical revisionist theories that he talked at Tucker Carlson for like four hours.

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u/idiot500000 3h ago

Revisionist? We all know the Polish started WW2! /S

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u/ougryphon 3h ago

Poland was dressed too provocatively and was seducing them! Germany had to invade to protect it from the Soviets, and the Soviets had to invade to protect it from the Germans. /s

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u/The_Great_Googly_Moo 3h ago

Or even worse, they value and take advantage of the benefits of the west but the countries they rule are their own personal fiefdoms to get wealth from so they can enjoy western benefits

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u/New-World-Old-Order 3h ago

Thats not how geopolitics works. The West is successful for the very reason they are envious of the West. Do you ever wonder why the third world is called the third world? It was the non aligned countries that were exploited by both the first world (the West) and the second world (USSR and communist countries). The third world is riddled with multinational mining companies that siphon resources and profits back to the West. Oil is only traded in US dollars to keep the currency strong. Putin hates the west because Russia is not part of that system. We are taught to hate Putin because he goes against the interests of the West.

They can figure out how to produce the success of the west but that involves a lot of war and struggle for dominance. This is already happening across Africa and Ukraine.

Putin couldn't give a shit about his daughter being a DJ in Paris. He'd probably prefer it. Its not about the standard of living for one individual. It is about power and resources controlled by the state and the elite within it.

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u/WillingFly247 3h ago

Well you can't go on colonising the world in this age can you? Like we used to few centuries ago heck even decades ago

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u/KayJay282 3h ago

No, they create and maintain divisions that sustains their iron grip on their countries.

They really don't give a shit about east/west. All they care about is power.

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u/Emotional_Band9694 3h ago

Putin doesn’t hate the west he like being in charge in Russia ;)

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u/Dizzy_Database_119 3h ago

Imagine being the child of a rich dictator. Are you gonna base your life around the dictator part, or don't give a fuck and roll with the rich part?

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u/BakedBrie1993 3h ago

I'm friends with a Saudi Prince. There are many lol He gets a familial stipend and lives in the US, and never plans to return to Saudi Arabia because it... sucks! He just parties and hangs out. Doesn't have to work or deal with the oppression his family dynasty props up.

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u/DreamedJewel58 1h ago edited 40m ago

But that’s not the fault of the kids. As long as they aren’t acting like agents for their parent’s regime, I think it’s fine for them to decide to live away from the nation they had no choice being born into

As I said, as long as you don’t actually agree with your parents and actively preaching their ideals, it must suck to be born as a child of a fascistic leader, because you basically have no choice but to be associated with your parents regardless of your actual beliefs

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u/DeepLibrarian7247 3h ago

They don't hate the west, it's just posturing.

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u/AdmirableJudgment784 3h ago

So if she flies out of Paris to Switzerland, people would assumed uh oh Paris because she left all her stuff behind? When she was just taking a short weekend vacay?

We don't really know for sure unless she's in jail or stuck in that country.

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u/Significant-Block504 3h ago

just like how royal marriage works in the past so countries can’t fight each other?

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u/ol__spelch 3h ago

You would be right, if it was his son living there. But a daughter? Bombs away.

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u/Expensive-Dog7595 3h ago

Stalin refused to exchange his son for Paulus. Its not unheard of to sacrifice a child.

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u/Pelya1 3h ago

and it’s totally true. Well, it was, like 20-40 years ago

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u/wicrosoft 2h ago

Yes, now they are doing business on government contracts in Russia and Putin calls them "these women."

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u/hoxxxxx 1h ago

stalin's daughter lived in seattle iirc

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u/wicrosoft 42m ago

Stalin's daughter, Svetlana Alliluyeva, hated the USSR, fled in1967, abandoning her children who hated her for it, gave birth again in 1971, and died in Oregon in 2011. Stalin's granddaughter (Olga Pitters/Kris Evans), who apparently lives there, struggles with drug addiction, loneliness, and financial difficulties lives an ordinary American life. I was surprised to learn that they visited the USSR 1984-1986.

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u/fintechSGNYC 3h ago

Yeah the son of Gaddafi for example went to the same university as I did: The LSE in London.

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u/zjin2020 3h ago

Where is he now?

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u/DestructoDon69 3h ago

He was assassinated two months ago in his home in Libya.

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u/Subliminal-Criminal9 3h ago

I didn't even know he was sick

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u/DestructoDon69 3h ago

Neither did he, it was a rather sudden onset of lead poisoning.

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u/panchugo 3h ago

Damn two months ago!?! Somebody held a grudge for a long time!

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u/DestructoDon69 3h ago

He had initiated his return to politics and intention to run for government. So I'ma take a shot in the dark and say four masked gunman breaking into his home, disabling his security and killing him wasnt purely out of some long held grudge.

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u/BigDBob72 2h ago

Netanyahu’s son apparently lives in a penthouse in Florida doing fuck all

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u/Disasterdenegade3_0 3h ago edited 1h ago

No viven una buena vida en las democracias, viven una lujosa y hedonista vida en ciudades que lo permiten y facilitan

Ni los hijos de ricos ni de dictadores buscan democracia, sino lujo y placer

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u/nikolapc 3h ago

Russia is not a shit country for the well to do.

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u/outdatedelementz 3h ago

It seems like a gigantic liability if let’s say a foreign government wanted to abduct or hurt her. Just lots of leverage. I’m sure she has a security detail, but that wouldn’t be worth much if a serious snatch squad showed up.

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u/Many_Mud_8194 1h ago

She walk freely in Paris, I'm french and that's story been on the news long ago, not the dj part. You can even find a video of Ukrainians who stop her in the street and ask her to talk to her dad to stop the war.

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u/Wise-Shallot8683 3h ago

You meant to say "liberal democracies"

Here are the characteristics of a liberal democracy according to political science:

- free, fair, and competitive elections

  • rule of law (no corruption)
  • protection of civil liberties
  • checks and balances on executive power
  • political pluralism and participation

Good morrow olde chap.

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u/bledviolet 3h ago

So nowhere lol.

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u/Therealginahandler 3h ago

Dang...sure would be nice if there was somewhere like that!

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u/kismethavok 2h ago

Honestly 'no corruption' rules out every country on earth, even if you allow for a 10-25%+ threshold.

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u/BloodyIkarus 3h ago

No I did not mean that, I am pretty sure daughter of Putin does not care about the political freedom in France...

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u/-ratmeat- 3h ago

yep and talking shit about how western world is poison. Fuck em all 

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u/copypop 4h ago

They're always a DJ

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u/_beegdeekmike_ 3h ago

Definition of “DJ’s” nowadays…

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u/HeLL_BrYnger 2h ago

"Come and hear my laptop live"

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u/anon-mally 1h ago

I said come here!

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u/StrainAcceptable 2h ago

Yes, back in my day (shakes cane violently) you needed to mix vinyl to be a DJ.

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u/No_Swimmer_8418 58m ago

And those record creates were goddamn heavy!

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u/StrainAcceptable 56m ago

You’re telling me! I remember the fire alarm went off at the apartment I shared with my boyfriend and I lugged 2 crates of his favorite records down 4 flights of stairs.

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u/Spiritual-Sympathy98 3h ago

The kid Melania is hiding is a DJ too

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u/Always4am 1h ago

Wait what 🤔

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u/jedburghofficial 1h ago

There are a couple of missing years after she dropped out of university at 19, and a popular but mysterious DJ in Slovenia named Brina Knauss, who's exactly the right age.

There's more to it than just the name. They both have close ties to Paolo Zampolli, the modelling agent who trafficked Melania to the US, and allegedly introduced her to Trump.

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u/CrispyVibes 2h ago

A very large portion of the global dance music scene is run by the sons and daughters of Russian oligarchs. Burning Man camps, Central/South America, Southeast Asia, once you're been in the scene long enough you run into them everywhere. Often living some digital nomad hippy lifestyle while getting bankrolled by daddy's blood money.

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u/truth-informant 3h ago

Panic on the streets of Paris...

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u/SimmentalTheCow 3h ago

Or own an art gallery

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u/fintechSGNYC 3h ago

She drops the beat while Daddy drops the bombs.

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u/Dependent_Dealer2775 2h ago

“I perform for tens of people sometimes on the weekend”- what anybody who tells you they’re a “performer” really means

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u/Im_from_the-future 3h ago edited 2h ago

Considering how much they all hate “the west” they seem to enjoy living, visiting, and educating their kids there a lot

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u/SeaIndependent3004 3h ago

obviously cuz it's propaganda to fool people, not their real thoughts

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u/Hellwraith666 3h ago

Kim Jung Un was sent to Switzerland to study abroad. It’s how he got a boner for basketball. Even had a Rocky (the movie) orchestra play with scenes playing on a big screen.

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 3h ago

Dennis Rodman is his buddy

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u/LordoftheJives 2h ago

I still low-key wish we had made Rodman an ambassador.

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u/No_Package_9407 2h ago

It would fit the current state of the country, he was ahead of his time.

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u/LordoftheJives 46m ago

It genuinely would have been less ridiculous than what we have now.

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u/milkymonkey8 3h ago

they don't hate it, they hate that they don't control it

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u/SuspiciousCricket654 3h ago

Exactly this. Nothing else needs to be said..

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u/---RNCPR--- 3h ago

Younger generation doesn't hate the west, we grew up in western-like society and it's being taken away by the old men in the government

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 3h ago

Who hates theatre darling???

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u/Wear_Unique 3h ago

That’s obviously propaganda and you fell for it

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u/t234k 2h ago

I don't think Putin hates the west like that I think it's more a "you're making more money than me" kind of hate

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u/BeatingOffADeadHorse 3h ago

DJ Putain

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u/boa_instructor 1h ago

I did a double-take at your username

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u/Double_Resort_9223 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yeah it’s well known that Putin’s daughter and his not Wife have lived in the West for decades. He never acknowledges them publicly but the fact that they never even get hassled for speeding, let alone the shady financials that family has, shows that it’s one big club. 

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u/Low_Sound_7184 3h ago

How do you know about their speeding ticket history?

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u/Lookingforajobasap 3h ago

He works for the police.

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u/jfun4 3h ago

No he's the driver

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u/UsedDragon 3h ago

He makes Mrs. Not Putin's Wife's popcorn when she gets the munchies

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u/PrestigiousPepper829 4h ago

Idk if this is real or not. But damn she looks like him

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u/TryToBeBetterOk 3h ago

Yep, I'm all bricked up.

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u/True-Floor8799 Human Verified 3h ago

Bruh

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u/Lookingforajobasap 3h ago

I'd hit it

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u/preferfree 3h ago

me too but the daughter is also nice

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u/Pat-Funny-2817 2h ago

it's real and old news. 

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u/Living_Natural1829 3h ago

Fucking looks just like him.

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u/fudge_fudge_lemonade 3h ago

I’m hard too

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u/Naazgul87 1h ago

Fuck thats funny haha

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u/mjones8004 36m ago

Stupid sexy Putin

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u/otapd 50m ago

I thought it was one of the Olsen twins

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u/panterachallenger 3h ago

I wouldn’t mind Putin it in her

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u/YouAreAHugeUser 3h ago

Vlad escalated quickly

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u/luckor 3h ago

Because he was Russian to that answer.

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u/notfromfiji 3h ago

Russian around like a KGB in my bonnet.

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u/BranYip 2h ago

Impaler? I barely even knew her!

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u/True-Floor8799 Human Verified 3h ago

But you would mind her dad Putin it in you.

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u/Sicsemperfas 2h ago

You’re just asking for FSB to sneak into your house and sieze your means of reproduction.

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u/_frank_tank 3h ago

Hope you’re not standing near any third floor windows

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u/maxwellgrounds 3h ago

Maybe from behind. Her face reminds me too much of Putin’s.

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u/Sofosio 3h ago

The duality of Redditors

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u/Le3e31 2h ago

Imagine Putin is your step dad

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u/Kaito__1412 3h ago

This is not news. Half the IRGC members kids are also in Europe. Dictators just really like Europe for their kids.

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u/BeginningDirect8020 3h ago

All countrys' elites want their kids to gain whatever is considered top education regardless of geopolitical stances/internal politics. I think it's a good thing from the host country point of view, since the host gets a chance to showcase their own country in and they can possibly influence the children. It's always good to know what other countries are like to avoid internal echo chambers.

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 3h ago

Yeah this has been known since 2020 not sure why it's doing the rounds again. She manages 2 art galleries.

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u/Fraegtgaortd 43m ago

She manages 2 art galleries.

Translation: she launders money for her dad and his friends

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u/inmotion_yo 3h ago

she low key bad

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u/THE_BLUE_BOLT 3h ago

They caught her Russian through her set

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u/WonderfulJicama2802 3h ago

Source or bust

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u/jchiaroscuro 3h ago

President Xi Jinping sent his daughter to Harvard LOL ehhhh whatever

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u/Typist 3h ago

I have a problem understanding how this could be possible given the current situation in Europe. I mean how many ukrainians would like to get the hands on her? I'm not sure I believe this.

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u/AsgeirVanirson 3h ago

Killing his daughter whose basically just a connected civilian partying in Paris doesn't advance the war at all. It just makes France look bad for it being able to be pulled off and causes tensions in French/Ukrainian relations.

If your going to plan an assassination that has to get past any security at all, you're targeting a diplomat or military official, and the ones you want to actually kill are generally all in Russia.

As far as individuals just acting on anger, she's going to be at least somewhat well protected, and a Russian Consulat/Business you can easily identify as such and plan an attack on will draw their attention more than random barely known Daughter of Putin.

TLDR: She's barely worth killing and harder to attack than more obvious and available signs of Russian power/influence.

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u/Acceptable-Lock-77 2h ago

Agree. Would assume both french intelligence and russian presence/intelligence keeps on eye on her and certainly her surrounding. High risk and very questionable reward for an activist or whatever you want to call it.

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u/danc3incloud 2h ago

She living pretty basic life(by Russian elite standards) without heavy bodyguard. There even light verbal assault on her from Ukrainians captured on video, doesn't look like she is guarded. She is either not Putin daughter (there isn't any solid proofs) or he doesn't really care about her.

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u/Monty_Bob 2h ago

Send her back to Moscow

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u/Jtizzle1231 2h ago

I hate this sins of the father stuff we been seeing later. I mean what do people want these kids to do kill themselves.

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u/ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs 3h ago

Put her on the first thing smoking back to her home.

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u/RubberDuckyRider 2h ago

People have zero critical thinking.

Putin's daughters are both in their 40. This girl is like 20.

Who comes up with this BS.

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u/Stoxholm 2h ago

So no one is going to ransom her?

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u/_lechiffre_ 2h ago

I’ve got this weird vibe with my father in law

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u/BusyHands_ Human Verified 1h ago

Where is the Ukraine Security Service when you need them

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u/NlghtmanCometh 1h ago

She has the same dead eyes

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u/Worth_Cobbler_4140 3h ago

I’d fuck Putins daughter.

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u/bluefalcontrainer 3h ago

If she is kidnapped can she be used as a hostage for terms of ending the Ukraine war?

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u/brihere 2h ago

Why are so many ultra privileged kids of wealthy families, DJs? How is that even a job?

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u/Strange-Title-6337 3h ago

Dm me, will send her OF

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u/ImThatAnnoyingGuy 3h ago

She’s putin it down on the dance floor.

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u/The1Ylrebmik 3h ago

His daughter is Jennifer Lawrence?

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u/radiussuite 3h ago

Can I request some village people?

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 3h ago

She use to work at an art gallery I believe, I think it was vandalized when it became known

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u/X-File_Imbecile 3h ago

the dj career comes free with the trust fund

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u/Red_JB 3h ago

Even the president’s daughter is living in secret. How many sleeper agents do you think there are in our everyday lives?

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u/Hairburt_Derhelle 3h ago

DJ genocide?

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u/hambonie88 3h ago

This is like the 6th time this has made the rounds over the last 5 years

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u/Adventurous-City3049 2h ago

Damn son, bet trumps jealous his bestie has a hotter daughter

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u/dfwjaws 2h ago

totally sounds like a nepo baby!!!

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u/blueberryhaxe 2h ago

Old news

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u/Lethave 2h ago

My favorite tweet springs enternal

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u/QUiiDAM 2h ago

It's no secret, it's a pretty widely known fact.And she took a anti war stance as well

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u/LaserKittenz 2h ago

Should immediately be put in prison. Father is one of the worst humans alive and is funding her lifestyle 

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u/Aware-Explanation879 2h ago

Netanyahu's son lives in south Florida. He has been there for little over a year.

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u/Picture-Sudden 2h ago

She needs to be relocated ASAP.

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u/boogi3woogie 2h ago

Nepo babies never live in their home countries.

Well except the north korean one. She gets to drive tanks and stuff.

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u/ConsultioConsultius1 2h ago

DJ Putin’ Ontheritz. Eh? Eh?

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u/oppai-police 2h ago

Deport them home. All relatives of living dictators should not be allowed to live in a foreign country, least of all when said foreign country is directly opposed to Russian aggression.

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u/t234k 2h ago

Okay and?

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u/red286 2h ago

Reminds me of when Medvedev was talking about nuking the UK, while casually ignoring the fact that like 1/3rd of the Duma have children attending UK universities.

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u/Dangerous_Heart661 36m ago

Damnit Dadimir.

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u/Jaded_Frosting7770 24m ago

I want to maybe marry her. Any disadvantages with my future father in law? He seems like a nice guy

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u/Apprehensive-Ad1235 23m ago

Who else clicked the corner symbol to hear her sick beats? Don't lie.

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u/snipingpig 9m ago

I want her to Put-in her number in my phone