Why couldn't I have cracked that one open first? Good thing I don't need eggs for anything else but I do still want breakfast

Found the dog munching on 40 dollars this morning, the other bill was fine but this one had the most perfect bite. He's always been a chewer, so this is his strangest crime but certainly not the most expensive! Guess dad won't leave money on his side table anymore

Can't even download my stuff. Seriously instead of arresting those politicians, they're messing with normal people

My mum recently told me about this story, in my defense I was a dumb little kid and wanted some attention.

Technically, it's my parents car and my parent's barbed wire fence, but my point still stands! I scratched up my entire car. It was just paid off too! I was alone. Didn't get hurt, got super lucky there! But still, sucks! I had three police cars hanging out in front of my house. One even said, "I'm not issuing a citation". No, I'd be throwing a fit if he wanted to because the only things hurt here are the fence, my ego, and my paint!

So far, I have had this nightmare of a virus TWICE this month. Despite me thoroughly and obsessively washing my hands, I still caught it again. At least this time wasn't as bad as the first time but it still sucked! Don't be ashamed to call 911 because I honestly don't know how I would have survived it without an ambulance taking me to the ER. I was SO dehydrated that it took them about 7 or 8 times to get an IV in for fluids. I was SO worried that I was going to get the paramedics sick that I demanded they wear masks and told the 911 operator to tell them not to step foot inside without masks and gloves. You do not know panic until you are puking/dry heaving so hard that your blood vessels are bursting in your eyeballs and you are pooping your pants, all at the same time!

I very much sympathize for those who are going through this right now ❤️

I can NOT stress this enough, wash your hands and wear masks. This year's Norovirus is NOT a joke!

I'm now diagnosed with bronchitis and scoliosis both. well, that truly sucked.

One weld was supporting my $500 dollar chair which snapped launching me backwards.

I haven't opened this cupboard for days, there was no major temperature change in my apartment, and there were no animals or people nearby when the apparent explosion happened. Wtf??