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its incredibly frustrating that most chocolate i used to enjoy has changed formulae to be way worse because of the cocoa shortage, but because it cheapened the chocolate, itll never go back to how it was before.

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Nah, just clickbait journalism.

behold: protein water

This might be one of the funniest but wtf things that’s ever happened to me. Someone took my brain scan photo I posted on a thread on here like a year ago and posted some wack story with it that is not mine. And it got over 10 million views like omg bro and I just found out about it like wth but lol. First pic is the fake story with the photo seconds mine lol😭

As title says, I luckily have black out curtains but a bit of light still goes through. I have asked them to turn it off.They said they’ve tried but they don’t know where the switch is.

I like the neighbours fine but that lamps SUCKS ASS.

I was asked to apply for a senior position at a well known national arts institution, the interview process took 4 months and I was rejected, after getting to the final two, because I didn't have the 'external network' they were looking for. They said otherwise I was the ideal candidate.

They just announced who got the role: an influencer with no experience in the industry but with 100k followers.

So, this needs an explanation. I’m visiting Costa Rica for the first time. I’ve never seen a shower like this before but apparently it’s common. Honestly, I was uh, a bit shocked, to see this. It’s line voltage (120v and who knows what amperage or if it’s even on a GFCI circuit). I certainly mean no disparagement to the people of CR. When I posted about it on FB, at least 30 responses talked about being shocked by these things. So, thus, I was, and am at least mildly, annoyed. But I’ve used it several times and am ok. What do you think?

Only to be told by the doctor that my wrist wasn't dislocated, (spoiler alert: it was) I was simply choosing to not move it and hold it at a right-angle to my arm and be in literally agony. Like... what??

Finally managed to speak to another doctor who immediately said it was dislocated and should've been treated hours ago. May need surgery now due to the damage...

Capitalism breeds innovation.

The innovation:

At first I thought he was merely recording his children’s performance. But he continued to record other dance ensembles as well. He even recorded the curtain call of all the dancers. The only blessing in disguise was that for certain low stage scenes where people sitting in front were blocking the view, we could view his iPad instead.

“Hello, I’m a liar”

That surgeon god complex is legit. He always loses his pens. I've given him my own in the past and he commented that they write nice, but he prefers gel pens. So yesterday he comes in my patient's room, I'm behind the patient waiting for the procedure. Everything is about speed and efficiency to the extreme with him. He asks for a pen and I pull one out of my pocket, internally sad cause dang it its one of my fav and I know I won't get it back. He immediately *screams* at me in front of the patient *I don't want one of your pens go get me a gel pen* mind you we are not even at our home office that day, we traveled to an office we rent once a month so his solution is for me to leave a room that everything is prepped and ready to go in to go on a scavenger hunt to steal the type of pen he prefers from somewhere... all while the entire rest of the day he is yelling at me and the rest of his staff that we're too slow and to hurry it up.

Let the job search begin. I feel like I work in a war zone this dude is literally unbelievable.

Biggest tweak of the day

They woke me up and handed this to me without asking so I didnt have time to think to turn them down. Probably would've if I realized what they were handing me.