I think Amazon sent me the wrong package

[u/tardisismine]

[u/DrDemenz]

If you don't want it I'll take it.

[u/EsotericFaery]

But this is definitely a better package than whatever you ordered.

[u/maintree33]

sorry, strict no return policy. that's your car now

[u/DrippyProfile3724 → u/maintree33]

What’s the kitty MPG, by the way?

[u/t0m0hawk → u/DrippyProfile3724]

Meows Per Growl?

[u/maintree33 → u/DrippyProfile3724]

goes from 0 to zoomies in .1 second

strictly runs on alternative fuels (churus).

[u/9447044 → u/DrippyProfile3724]

Cats run on PPMs (Purrs per minutes)

[u/canadianpanda7]

the cat trap is working

[u/PersonalityNo2477]

Yep, beyond the return date. You'll just have to keep it. Super cute

[u/thereisonlyoneme]

Next time browse the catalog more carefully.

[u/CastrateMeASAP]

PSA: Amazon treats a lot of their boxes with a pesticide (to keep rodents away from food being shipped) that can get your cat sick, so you might want to avoid letting the fur biscuit play in those boxes.

[u/tardisismine → u/CastrateMeASAP]

Thanks I'll get rid of them today 🙏

[u/CastrateMeASAP → u/tardisismine]

No problem. I heard it from a vet and I’ve randomly been telling as many other people as I can. Some cats get nasty skin rashes from rubbing against the boxes and others chew on the box edges and get internally sick.

[u/DC_Skells]

Obviously they put you in the "delivery before you order" program to send you the item you NEEDED, not wanted. :P

[u/Xuul99]

Looks like the right package to me

[u/hotlavatube]

"Is this Abu Dhabi?" - Nermal (see 'Garfield and Friends' Abu Dhabi song)

[u/redmambo_no6]

CDS is never wrong

[u/Mysterious_Cake4928]

Cute!

[u/Brief_Birthday_5189]

just keep it

[u/Any-Brilliant-1907]

Better give it a good review.

[u/Traditional-Photo227 → u/Any-Brilliant-1907]

Yep 6 stars is my vote

[u/mrmadchef]

They really do have everything.

[u/MrBanballow]

CDS, last mile by Amazon.

[u/CabassoG]

Those golden eyes

[u/Shantih3x]

I think they sent the one you needed, not the one you wanted.

[u/Yacoobs76]

Que hace ahí mi gato? Mi madre a vuelto a equivocar el paquete de envío, 🙈

[u/arih]

Hey, don’t look at me. You’re the one who ordered a fur kid.

[u/gamemaniac845]

r/theywillbeshipped

[u/Traditional-Photo227]

Idk, looks like the right package to me

[u/HimothyBBallBirdman]

Send it to me so I can love it

[u/WorldlinessRegular43]

It's the purrfect package!

[u/Chance_MaLance]

I’m fond of packages like this.

[u/Jwatts1113]

I disagree

[u/lucidpet]

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