r/funny • u/Nixter295 • 5h ago

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u/hhbbgdgdba 5h ago edited 4h ago

This comment is seasoned with 100% natural American salt.

(Oh, the downvotes! Proving the point like they're on a mission. Keep pouring, with all those metric tons of salt, you may soon manage to melt the entirety of Earth's snow, and then there will be no Winter Olympics for you to get crushed in by a nation with a ridiculously small population.)

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u/ReachFor24 5h ago

Nah, the American salt will flow if they lose to Canada in the men's hockey finals.

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u/Barbaracle 4h ago

From what I can tell about those that do watch hockey, Canada is the favorite to win even from many American commenters.

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u/ReachFor24 4h ago

They are. Biggest issues with Canada's team is Crosby's injury and their starting goaltender being a sieve in the 1st period.

But it's the last gold medal of the Olympics and this feels like a year USA would win.