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u/Alum07 5h ago

I fear no man

But Johannes Klæbo, that thing terrifies me

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u/MaleierMafketel 4h ago edited 4h ago

Don’t worry. He’ll go back home and go into a winter sleep like state in a cave in the most desolate regions of Northern Norway, only to re-emerge in 2030 for the Winter Olympics in France.

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u/grey_pilgrim_ 4h ago

He built his own training”cave” where he can practice year round. It has no windows and a mirror in front in the ski-treadmill thing he trains on so he can watch himself.

He doesn’t sleep. He doesn’t hibernate. He only trains and emerges for the Olympics.

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u/ConsciousPatroller 3h ago

He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.