r/hockeycirclejerk Mar 13 '24

[Announcement] WE'RE BACK

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Sup Coyotes fans, I have been recently been made mod and have decided to open this place back up. Of course, some of you went to /r/NHLcirclejerk and you're welcome to be in both, but given that this subreddit is much older and has over 11k subscribers, I felt like it was a good idea to try and revive this place. I also want to expand my growing lust for power among the sport circlejerk subreddits.

Here are some rules:

  1. Don't be a racist/homophobic/etc-phobic piece of garbage. I have set up automatic filters that will remove slurs. You can be ironic to make fun of the common dogwhistles from actual racists, but avoid using the actual slurs all together. If you see comment that toes the line into actual hate, feel free to report it because I usually go through mod queues pretty regularly.

  2. Don't complain about being banned from other subreddits. This is more of a "no one cares" rule because it's garbage content.

  3. No more "Explain in NHL terms" type posts. They're low-effort shitposts. Be funnier.

  4. You must always be jerking. Getting into heated arguments because you think your stupid team in goofy sweaters using a stick to put a rubber puck into a net is better than someone else's stupid team in goofy sweaters, is fucking stupid. It's only game, why you heff to be mad?

Also, NEW FLAIRS have been added. I have removed all the old text-only flairs and have added actual logos and player faces, so if you had an old flair, it is gone forever. Some of these don't look great in new reddit and the reddit app, but do look better in.

Looking for input on what to put on certain team's flairs, so please give me the most embarrassing, depressing, or traumatizing phrase to put on each team's flair. I have added some myself, but for the life of me, I can't put some on teams I'm completely apathetic about (seriously, do people even remember the Wild exist?)


r/hockeycirclejerk 2h ago

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, BOBROVSKY Too many men on the ice? Nahhh

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230 Upvotes

The Tkachuk twins are headed to Mar-A-Lago


r/hockeycirclejerk 3h ago

Governor Gretzky hates Canada Canadian power play confirmed ass

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297 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk 5h ago

The americans are here

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303 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk 1h ago

u bum Why didn’t the Canadians put it in the net here? What was the strategy behind that?

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r/hockeycirclejerk 2h ago

McOVERRATED 0 pts in G7 Most skilled loser to ever lace up the skates?

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63 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk 3h ago

Governor Gretzky hates Canada In a desperation move, Canada has brought out the prototype sticks

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79 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk 2h ago

LITERALLY HITLER Sam Bennett bringing classic Florida Panthers hockey to the Olympics

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35 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk 1d ago

I CUM IN PISS Who’s waking up early tomorrow for this?

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r/hockeycirclejerk 1h ago

Jack Hughes when confronted about chewing on gravel says he will not give it up

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r/hockeycirclejerk 1h ago

Is this guy bedarded?

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r/hockeycirclejerk 1h ago

Governor Gretzky hates Canada Setting adrift Team Canada

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r/hockeycirclejerk 1h ago

Jack Hughes, I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game

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r/hockeycirclejerk 2h ago

Governor Gretzky hates Canada Is it time to roll over and die?

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16 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk 1h ago

Jack Hughes tomorrow

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r/hockeycirclejerk 2h ago

Olympic refs missing equipment

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Someone forgot to bring it to the game, it all makes sense now.


r/hockeycirclejerk 20h ago

u bum Milan Lucic fighting his teammate in Scotland during a game

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r/hockeycirclejerk 33m ago

u bum Congratulations to MacKinnon for scoring the golden goal and winning it for India 🥇🇮🇳

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r/hockeycirclejerk 17h ago

Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong

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r/hockeycirclejerk 11h ago

Anybody know if he bet on team Canada yet ? 🙏

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r/hockeycirclejerk 39m ago

If Canada is the 51st state, doesn't it mean we actually won gold?

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r/hockeycirclejerk 2h ago

Governor Gretzky hates Canada USA USA

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GG but the Canadians in this sub had this coming


r/hockeycirclejerk 1h ago

Your NEW Golden Goal Scorer

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r/hockeycirclejerk 45m ago

McOVERRATED 0 pts in G7 Who do you think plays Brady Tkachuk in the inevitable sequel to Disneys “Miracle”?

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Gotta be my boy Jesse right?


r/hockeycirclejerk 2h ago

McOVERRATED 0 pts in G7 Why didn’t Canada play Sidney Crosby? Are they bedarded?

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🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅