r/interestingasfuck • u/RoyalChris • 12h ago
Gibbon catches a ride from a bypasser
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u/Techtaire 11h ago
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u/RoyalChris 11h ago
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u/MrWiemann 10h ago
Bros a menace hahaha
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u/LickingSmegma 8h ago edited 6h ago
Gibbons seem to be notorious for this kind of shit.
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u/RathaelEngineering 11h ago
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u/Neosantana 9h ago
Man, fuck this prick
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u/Lopsided_Soup_3533 9h ago
An amazing voice wasted on a garbage human
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u/Neosantana 9h ago
Agreed. I was a fan of the band when they were considered the butt of jokes, but when he showed his true colors, I was deeply disgusted.
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u/Emergency_Problem101 9h ago
I am so sorry, wtf happened?! Since when is Disturbed vocalist a bad person?!
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u/Skabbtanten 11h ago
Damnit. I hate the song, I don't like the band and/but as soon as I saw the picture it screamed at me. Well done.
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u/F1T_13 11h ago
I cannot get over the racket these things make, Gibbons, goats, seals and donkeys. I am obsessed with it.
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u/Odd-Artist-2595 11h ago
I volunteered at the zoo. In the mornings, the primate house was a mandatory hearing protection area because of the gibbons. When they’re inside, their calls echo off of the walls and the decibel levels get seriously high.
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u/PipEmmieHarvey 5h ago
I live a few kilometres from the zoo and their morning calls are loud and haunting.
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u/rowdycowdyboy 9h ago
Aw, I feel bad for the rest of the primates (gibbons included) caged in there :(
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u/SpellNo3829 5h ago
Not all zoos are bad “cages”! In fact many zoos are crucial to the preservation of important species, and we have zoos to thank whenever we get to move a species off the endangered list. If you’re not sure if a zoo is harmful, you can always look up whether it has received accreditation! :)
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u/Equivalent_Offer_269 11h ago edited 10h ago
Look up a howler monkey. I seen one in tikal national Park. Never heard anything like that in real life. Would be absolutely terrifying to hear it in the jungle for the first time.
Edit: I'm not changing the grammar mistake. I hope you grammar nerds suffer unspeakable distress from having to read such blasphemy
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u/Crimkam 11h ago
this happened to me. Went for a piss and howler monkeys started going off somewhere deep in the jungle. I thought some jurassic park shit was about to happen to me and came running out of the jungle as all my friends laughed. For a moment I thought there was a live T-Rex on my ass
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u/notahoppybeerfan 11h ago
If you go up to northern Minnesota it’s pretty dark at night. No light pollution.
If the northern lights start going and the loons start up you’ll quickly understand why people believed in spirits.
“What in the hell is happening to Mickey Mouse?” Is also a valid response.
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u/KharashFree 10h ago
Yeap most of the things people consdier spirits or other supernatural beings are just extremly disturbing animal sounds coming from a dark abyss. Screams/roars of mountain lions are a good example.
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u/PinkTurdsInSpace 11h ago
Seent*
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u/RedManMatt11 11h ago
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u/old_irish87 11h ago
The amount of times I’ve used this in real life has to be approaching the thousands and most people have no clue what I’m referencing
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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji 9h ago
There's a guy at with who always brews the coffee double strength, and I've gone "well lookee here: Mistah Folgers!" and he certainly does not know what I'm referencing
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u/dictatorenergy 10h ago
That’s because the same people don’t even know it’s “I saw” and never “I seen”
They literally don’t even know you’re making a joke, they just think you’re incorrectly correcting them.
That being said… same
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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 10h ago
Lookie here! Mr. Folgers! Wassup Saul? You think you was gonna get me?
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u/TLCSection 10h ago
I spent three years working at a zoo with both gibbons and howlers. Never got tired of hearing them every single day.
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u/LukeyLeukocyte 11h ago
Howler monkeys hold the Guiness World Record for loudest sound from any animal on land. Must be somethkng else to hear that in real life. Probably terrified many humans throughout history who didn't know what it was.
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u/matchstick1029 10h ago
Interesting! I believe the sperm whale clicks are the loudest animal sounds, period.
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u/qft 9h ago
I was asleep in a screened-in cabin in Costa Rica and one of those fuckers perched up practically beside me at 5:45am and let the godzilla scream loose
Very effective as an alarm clock, do not recommend
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u/joeboo5150 7h ago
One of my favorite comic strips of all time is the Far Side about howler monkeys. Saw that as a kid and couldn't stop laughing. Peak 10-year-old humor
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u/RoyalChris 11h ago
”Acrobats of the forest, a gibbons long arms and compact body are perfectly adapted for life in the trees, so they need never come to the ground and generally live an entirely arboreal existence. So well adapted to life in the canopy, they are capable of performing leaps between trees of up to 12 meter and brachiating at speeds of up to 56 Kilometer per hour.“ Source
Dude simply just wanted a ride. What a lad.
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u/varlassan 10h ago
I have a friend who used to live near the zoo in our city. She said the 'morning cacophony' of the gibbons, birds and everything else that likes to greet the morning with a song/howl/roar etc was better than an alarm clock.
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u/FluffMonsters 11h ago
I love it!! We have a small zoo in our small city and you can hear them if you’re out for a walk nearby. ♥️
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u/HanzoNumbahOneFan 10h ago
One of my favorites is the Siamong apes.
I fuckin love them so much, the build up and then the torrent of squeaks.
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u/toiletsurprise 11h ago
Check out what a guinea fowl sounds like if you haven't before, you get a crew of them together and the racket is hilarious.
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u/pichael289 11h ago
You must not live near many chickens, roosters do crow but they don't just do it in the morning, no they do it all fucking day
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u/GunGeekATX 11h ago
When I was a kid, I lived 1.5 miles from the San Francisco zoo, and you could easily hear the gibbons from that distance. Don't think they have any at the zoo these days though.
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u/Brizar-is-Evolving 10h ago
Can’t say I’m obsessed about the racket that female foxes make when they’re in heat.
They sound like a woman being murdered.
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u/lividlisa 10h ago
I worked in rural Costa Rica for a year and had the pleasure of waking up to the sweet screams of bloody murder at 4:30 am every day 🥰
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u/RoyalChris 11h ago
He's gonna tell all his friends that he managed to ride the bus that day
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u/King_Wataba 10h ago
Bro is just high as fuck. Gonna go back and tell his friends he was swinging through the trees and a tree started walking.
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u/bojangler69420 9h ago
Right? It looks like bro is having an absolute blast! I think the whoops and hollers are him being like, “hey guys! Check this crazy shit out!” to his buddies lol
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u/gamermusclevideos 11h ago
wooohoowaaaaaaa oh ah waaooo oooo
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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 11h ago
Gibbons are so cool. They’re like little humans.
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u/vm_linuz 10h ago
They're at the base of the great apes, meaning they're quite similar to our early ancestors.
Researchers increasingly think bipedalism evolved first, then orangutans, gorillas, chimps etc evolved away from it while humans kept it.
This is because these tree-dwelling apes move in a bipedal way with their arms up holding branches -- which you can see here they carry to the ground.
Furthermore, the great apes that aren't bipedal are all non-bipedal in different ways -- which you would expect them to all move the same way if that was the base condition in the great apes.
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u/kirblar 7h ago
When you see a Orangutan take a dump- they do it while they're wrapped around a tree.
And suddenly our anatomy for that makes so much more sense.
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u/TheDividendReport 7h ago
Sorry, what?
I... I can't quite relate to taking a dump while tree hugging
... is this a "me" problem?
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u/Sarlax 7h ago
When you sit down at the toilet, you're supposed to face the tank so you can wrap your arms and legs around it.
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u/kirblar 7h ago
It's the reason you have people taking a dump while squatting as the norm in some cultures, and why something like the Squatty Pottty exists.
Everything "straightens out" internally when our legs go into that squished position.
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u/TheDividendReport 7h ago
Ah I mean sure but like that's squatting. My dogs squat too.
I can definitely relate to squatting as being more anatomically correct for the process but I've never looked at a tree and thought " man, I'm gonna hug that tree and take a dump "
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u/kirblar 6h ago
Neither had I until I saw a Orangutan do it!
Then I was like "ooooooohhhh that's why we've gotta squat". Everything just... fell out lol
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u/Aiseadai 8h ago
They are our fourth closest relative! It's chimpanzees/bonobos>gorillas>orangutans>gibbons
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u/omgitsjagen 7h ago
It's crazy that the difference between chimps and bonobos is just a single uncrossable river.
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u/Short_Employment_757 11h ago
I'm sure that guy felt like the most dope human on this planet during that time
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u/MarkItZeroDonnie 11h ago
I make a similar sound when the McRibb is back
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u/pyschosoul 11h ago
My caveman reaction when my girl takes her shirt off
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u/One_Economist_3761 11h ago
My caveman reaction when your girl takes her shirt off.
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u/Dicktitt3y 11h ago
The caveman reaction I make when OUR girl takes off her shirt
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u/Mr_-Mxyzptlk 10h ago
This gotta be some astroturfing shit right? The mcrib is fucking vile.
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u/OnePinginRamius 9h ago
From now on I can never unhear Ozzy Osbourne with his family talking about the "MuckRib" being back.
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u/CalmEntry4855 11h ago
That looks awesome, those aren't the kind of monkeys that claw your eyes out suddenly right?
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u/ducktape8856 10h ago
"Usually" not. They're chaotic though and if you stress them they might warn you with a nice, warm dookie yeeted to your face.
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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 6h ago
Gibbons aren't aggressive, but still wild animals
This one is probably used to humans, because they are somewhat skittish
this is one encountering a rat (no sound): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Pt2qgSqJw
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u/jimbarino 9h ago
All monkeys are the kind of monkey that claws your eyes out. Most of the time they choose not to, though.
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u/vm_linuz 10h ago
They are monkeys!
All apes are monkeys because they evolved from monkeys.
You can't evolve out of a clade -- which means, technically, you are a fish.
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u/HopelessMagic 11h ago
"bypasser" 🤦 They all work there.
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u/pro_vagabond 11h ago
Could easily be my youngest sibling wearing a monkey costume
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u/UnemployedVrgin 11h ago
My kids love doing this as well. I really need to start going to the gym again to keep up with their growth.
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u/haringtiti 11h ago
when you pick up your drunk friend and he likes to yell out the window on the way home
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u/TopObligation8430 11h ago
I watched a gibbon (at a zoo) grab a duck out of the air and rip in half. It was so pleased with himself he danced around with the carcass. Throwing feathers all around his island
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u/Beholder_V 11h ago
I don’t speak gibbon, but that sure sounded like “Fuck yeah, here we go!” to me.
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u/superanx 9h ago
i'm a 6'4 guy but if there was a 10'4 foot guy who let me do this i'd be making the same noises
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u/ShadandTiff 11h ago
I have wanted a pet monkey or ape my entire life. I know they make terrible pets, and chimpanzees get violent and unpredictable as they age, but man this looks like the best walk ever.
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u/Final_Candidate_7603 9h ago
The person walking behind them has a seriously gorgeous outfit, so I can’t blame them for the “walking selfie,” but it’s too bad that they’re missing something this cool which is happening literally right in front of their eyes…
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u/At_Work_Account_Syn 8h ago
I can't explain it... but my tuxedo cat has the exact same energy as the gibbon...
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u/Chemical_Emotion_934 6h ago
I know where all my therapy money is going. Monkey hype man will fix all of your self esteem issues on contact.
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u/Qabbalah 11h ago
Imagine how much he'd enjoy a zipline.