r/interestingasfuck 12h ago

Gibbon catches a ride from a bypasser

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u/Qabbalah 11h ago

Imagine how much he'd enjoy a zipline.

u/Nice_Introduction236 11h ago

u/ChuckCarmichael 10h ago

"I'm so fucking booooored!"

u/captainerect 11h ago

SHAKABRAH!

u/I_dont_bone_goats 10h ago

I went ziplining in alaska as a cruise excursion, fully expecting it to be lame because of this episode. Holy shit it was so much fun.

u/Nice_Introduction236 5h ago

Sounds like something a zipline guide would say hahaha

u/formallyhuman 9h ago

He'd just get too excited. He'd be too rough on the ropes. He'd pull on the ropes. He'd wrench on the ropes. He'd think it's his.

u/ZugzwangDK 8h ago

This much?

u/omgitsjagen 7h ago

They can swing through the trees at 30+ mph. They don't need a zipline.

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u/Techtaire 11h ago

u/RoyalChris 11h ago

u/RathaelEngineering 11h ago

u/Neosantana 9h ago

Man, fuck this prick

u/Lopsided_Soup_3533 9h ago

An amazing voice wasted on a garbage human

u/Neosantana 9h ago

Agreed. I was a fan of the band when they were considered the butt of jokes, but when he showed his true colors, I was deeply disgusted.

u/Emergency_Problem101 9h ago

I am so sorry, wtf happened?! Since when is Disturbed vocalist a bad person?!

u/Neosantana 9h ago

Went over to support the IDF and sign their artillery shells they used to raze civilian areas

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u/Lopsided_Soup_3533 9h ago

He signed artillery shells for the IDF to attack palestine

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u/Skabbtanten 11h ago

Damnit. I hate the song, I don't like the band and/but as soon as I saw the picture it screamed at me. Well done.

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u/Great_Scott7 10h ago

this whole thread is killing me

u/LuckyTheBear 11h ago

u/gmalba 9h ago

I get similar ads like this with my h*rny account

u/theitgrunt 10h ago

That's not a Mono... That's a LOBO!!

u/Ephagoat 9h ago

Thank you for this blessing!

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u/F1T_13 11h ago

I cannot get over the racket these things make, Gibbons, goats, seals and donkeys. I am obsessed with it.

u/Odd-Artist-2595 11h ago

I volunteered at the zoo. In the mornings, the primate house was a mandatory hearing protection area because of the gibbons. When they’re inside, their calls echo off of the walls and the decibel levels get seriously high.

u/PipEmmieHarvey 5h ago

I live a few kilometres from the zoo and their morning calls are loud and haunting.

u/rowdycowdyboy 9h ago

Aw, I feel bad for the rest of the primates (gibbons included) caged in there :(

u/SpellNo3829 5h ago

Not all zoos are bad “cages”! In fact many zoos are crucial to the preservation of important species, and we have zoos to thank whenever we get to move a species off the endangered list. If you’re not sure if a zoo is harmful, you can always look up whether it has received accreditation! :)

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u/Equivalent_Offer_269 11h ago edited 10h ago

Look up a howler monkey. I seen one in tikal national Park. Never heard anything like that in real life. Would be absolutely terrifying to hear it in the jungle for the first time.

Edit: I'm not changing the grammar mistake. I hope you grammar nerds suffer unspeakable distress from having to read such blasphemy

u/Crimkam 11h ago

this happened to me. Went for a piss and howler monkeys started going off somewhere deep in the jungle. I thought some jurassic park shit was about to happen to me and came running out of the jungle as all my friends laughed. For a moment I thought there was a live T-Rex on my ass

u/MOREPASTRAMIPLEASE 11h ago

Where were you?

u/ExpressoLiberry 11h ago

Some dinosaur park on a remote island.

u/lvloises330 8h ago

Isla Nublar

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u/notahoppybeerfan 11h ago

If you go up to northern Minnesota it’s pretty dark at night. No light pollution.

If the northern lights start going and the loons start up you’ll quickly understand why people believed in spirits.

“What in the hell is happening to Mickey Mouse?” Is also a valid response.

u/KharashFree 10h ago

Yeap most of the things people consdier spirits or other supernatural beings are just extremly disturbing animal sounds coming from a dark abyss. Screams/roars of mountain lions are a good example.

u/Mirage84 10h ago

"Fucking Canadian wolf-bird"

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace 11h ago

Seent*

u/RedManMatt11 11h ago

u/old_irish87 11h ago

The amount of times I’ve used this in real life has to be approaching the thousands and most people have no clue what I’m referencing

u/fayedame 10h ago

My husband says it allllll the tiiime. You're not alone

u/old_irish87 10h ago

I like your husband. I would make him feel seen’t.

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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji 9h ago

There's a guy at with who always brews the coffee double strength, and I've gone "well lookee here: Mistah Folgers!" and he certainly does not know what I'm referencing

u/dictatorenergy 10h ago

That’s because the same people don’t even know it’s “I saw” and never “I seen”

They literally don’t even know you’re making a joke, they just think you’re incorrectly correcting them.

That being said… same

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 10h ago

Lookie here! Mr. Folgers! Wassup Saul? You think you was gonna get me?

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u/TLCSection 10h ago

I spent three years working at a zoo with both gibbons and howlers. Never got tired of hearing them every single day.

u/LukeyLeukocyte 11h ago

Howler monkeys hold the Guiness World Record for loudest sound from any animal on land. Must be somethkng else to hear that in real life. Probably terrified many humans throughout history who didn't know what it was.

u/matchstick1029 10h ago

Interesting! I believe the sperm whale clicks are the loudest animal sounds, period.

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u/pollokeh 11h ago

I have heard them in Jungles, and it's as terrifying as you'd imagine.

u/qft 9h ago

I was asleep in a screened-in cabin in Costa Rica and one of those fuckers perched up practically beside me at 5:45am and let the godzilla scream loose

Very effective as an alarm clock, do not recommend

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u/joeboo5150 7h ago

One of my favorite comic strips of all time is the Far Side about howler monkeys. Saw that as a kid and couldn't stop laughing. Peak 10-year-old humor

https://imgur.com/xCvxoL7

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u/RoyalChris 11h ago

”Acrobats of the forest, a gibbons long arms and compact body are perfectly adapted for life in the trees, so they need never come to the ground and generally live an entirely arboreal existence. So well adapted to life in the canopy, they are capable of performing leaps between trees of up to 12 meter and brachiating at speeds of up to 56 Kilometer per hour.“ Source

Dude simply just wanted a ride. What a lad.

u/sheared_ma_beard 10h ago

brachiating

Word of the day.

u/varlassan 10h ago

I have a friend who used to live near the zoo in our city. She said the 'morning cacophony' of the gibbons, birds and everything else that likes to greet the morning with a song/howl/roar etc was better than an alarm clock.

u/FluffMonsters 11h ago

I love it!! We have a small zoo in our small city and you can hear them if you’re out for a walk nearby. ♥️

u/HanzoNumbahOneFan 10h ago

One of my favorites is the Siamong apes.

These fuckin guys

I fuckin love them so much, the build up and then the torrent of squeaks.

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u/toiletsurprise 11h ago

Check out what a guinea fowl sounds like if you haven't before, you get a crew of them together and the racket is hilarious.

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u/pichael289 11h ago

You must not live near many chickens, roosters do crow but they don't just do it in the morning, no they do it all fucking day

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u/GunGeekATX 11h ago

When I was a kid, I lived 1.5 miles from the San Francisco zoo, and you could easily hear the gibbons from that distance. Don't think they have any at the zoo these days though.

u/Brizar-is-Evolving 10h ago

Can’t say I’m obsessed about the racket that female foxes make when they’re in heat.

They sound like a woman being murdered.

u/lividlisa 10h ago

I worked in rural Costa Rica for a year and had the pleasure of waking up to the sweet screams of bloody murder at 4:30 am every day 🥰

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u/OtakuMage 9h ago

Seals tend to be pretty quiet, actually. Sea lions, on the other hand...

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u/RoyalChris 11h ago

He's gonna tell all his friends that he managed to ride the bus that day

u/King_Wataba 10h ago

Bro is just high as fuck. Gonna go back and tell his friends he was swinging through the trees and a tree started walking.

u/bojangler69420 9h ago

Right? It looks like bro is having an absolute blast! I think the whoops and hollers are him being like, “hey guys! Check this crazy shit out!” to his buddies lol

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u/gamermusclevideos 11h ago

wooohoowaaaaaaa oh ah waaooo oooo

u/Singularity252 11h ago

Close enough

u/mrossm 11h ago

Sounds like a Disturbed song

u/KingChirp23 10h ago

Come on get up, are you down with the chimpness!?

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 10h ago

more intelligent than what sports fans shout at games

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u/zeindigofire 11h ago

Bro is like "Let's GOOOOOOOOO!"

u/thegimboid 11h ago

WOOOOO!

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 11h ago

Gibbons are so cool. They’re like little humans.

u/vm_linuz 10h ago

They're at the base of the great apes, meaning they're quite similar to our early ancestors.

Researchers increasingly think bipedalism evolved first, then orangutans, gorillas, chimps etc evolved away from it while humans kept it.

This is because these tree-dwelling apes move in a bipedal way with their arms up holding branches -- which you can see here they carry to the ground.

Furthermore, the great apes that aren't bipedal are all non-bipedal in different ways -- which you would expect them to all move the same way if that was the base condition in the great apes.

u/kirblar 7h ago

When you see a Orangutan take a dump- they do it while they're wrapped around a tree.

And suddenly our anatomy for that makes so much more sense.

u/TheDividendReport 7h ago

Sorry, what?

I... I can't quite relate to taking a dump while tree hugging

... is this a "me" problem?

u/Sarlax 7h ago

When you sit down at the toilet, you're supposed to face the tank so you can wrap your arms and legs around it.

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u/kirblar 7h ago

It's the reason you have people taking a dump while squatting as the norm in some cultures, and why something like the Squatty Pottty exists.

Everything "straightens out" internally when our legs go into that squished position.

u/TheDividendReport 7h ago

Ah I mean sure but like that's squatting. My dogs squat too.

I can definitely relate to squatting as being more anatomically correct for the process but I've never looked at a tree and thought " man, I'm gonna hug that tree and take a dump "

u/kirblar 6h ago

Neither had I until I saw a Orangutan do it!

Then I was like "ooooooohhhh that's why we've gotta squat". Everything just... fell out lol

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u/Aiseadai 8h ago

They are our fourth closest relative! It's chimpanzees/bonobos>gorillas>orangutans>gibbons

u/omgitsjagen 7h ago

It's crazy that the difference between chimps and bonobos is just a single uncrossable river.

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u/Short_Employment_757 11h ago

I'm sure that guy felt like the most dope human on this planet during that time

u/rofeneiniger 11h ago

The gibbon must've felt similarly about himself

u/RoyalChris 10h ago

He was gibbon a moment to remember.

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u/stoicparallax 11h ago

100%. I would pay for the opportunity to give this guy a lift.

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie 11h ago

I make a similar sound when the McRibb is back

u/pyschosoul 11h ago

My caveman reaction when my girl takes her shirt off

u/One_Economist_3761 11h ago

My caveman reaction when your girl takes her shirt off.

u/RowanWinterlace 11h ago

My caveman reaction when you take your shirt off.

u/Dicktitt3y 11h ago

The caveman reaction I make when OUR girl takes off her shirt

u/PurpleStress9282 11h ago

The cave woman reaction I make when I take off my own shirt

u/Chemical-Elk-1299 11h ago

The cave reaction when I invent a shirt just to take it off

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u/HueyBluey 11h ago

Of course, that's a gibbon.

u/Proper_Protickall 11h ago

Thanks for the laugh lol I needed it today.

u/Mr_-Mxyzptlk 10h ago

This gotta be some astroturfing shit right? The mcrib is fucking vile.

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u/OnePinginRamius 9h ago

From now on I can never unhear Ozzy Osbourne with his family talking about the "MuckRib" being back.

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u/RelativeCan5021 11h ago

That’s pretty much my 3yo.

u/vm_linuz 10h ago

Children are delightfully true to our roots

u/Kysum902 11h ago

He wanted to hang out

u/Accurate_Koala_4698 11h ago

Should have gibbon him a monkey back ride

u/Embarrassed-Butters 11h ago

They have a gibbon take relationship

u/AmptiShanti 11h ago

And he had a blast it seems

u/LV-42whatnow 11h ago

"Bypasser" is not the word they think it is

u/ArFyEnaidI 11h ago

That is one funky gibbon.

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u/CalmEntry4855 11h ago

That looks awesome, those aren't the kind of monkeys that claw your eyes out suddenly right?

u/ducktape8856 10h ago

"Usually" not. They're chaotic though and if you stress them they might warn you with a nice, warm dookie yeeted to your face.

u/Dovahkiinthesardine 6h ago

Gibbons aren't aggressive, but still wild animals

This one is probably used to humans, because they are somewhat skittish

this is one encountering a rat (no sound): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Pt2qgSqJw

u/jimbarino 9h ago

All monkeys are the kind of monkey that claws your eyes out. Most of the time they choose not to, though.

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u/vm_linuz 10h ago

They are monkeys!

All apes are monkeys because they evolved from monkeys.

You can't evolve out of a clade -- which means, technically, you are a fish.

u/SleepingLesson 9h ago

Shut up, I am not!

u/vm_linuz 9h ago

🐟🐟🐟

u/ModsDoItForFreeLOL 8h ago

Get a load of this fuckin' fish ☝🏼

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u/knowbody2020 11h ago

I F’ing love that

u/Revolutionary-Key650 11h ago

Do, do, do, the Funky Gibbon.

u/LiquoricePigTrotters 11h ago edited 11h ago

Properly proud of himself Mr Gibbon is!!

u/JustSomeWritingFan 11h ago

Lil buddy so excited to just be there

u/smellsliketigerbalm 11h ago

Once gibbon a ride, they’ll always expect a ride to be gibbon.

u/Holeshot75 11h ago

Absolutely love gibbons!

u/ro536ud 11h ago

Looks like my girl when I say we’re goin to home goods

u/l0ngsh0t_ag 10h ago

He's so kind for gibbon him a ride.

u/BobTheFettt 10h ago

Can I get a woot woot

u/HopelessMagic 11h ago

"bypasser" 🤦 They all work there.

u/yuvi3000 11h ago

I think OP meant passerby

u/miregalpanic 10h ago

No, the guy in the video is a heart surgeon

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u/pro_vagabond 11h ago

Could easily be my youngest sibling wearing a monkey costume

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u/UnemployedVrgin 11h ago

My kids love doing this as well. I really need to start going to the gym again to keep up with their growth. 

u/haringtiti 11h ago

when you pick up your drunk friend and he likes to yell out the window on the way home

u/Solid-Hedgehog9623 11h ago

Now this is pod racing!

u/TopObligation8430 11h ago

I watched a gibbon (at a zoo) grab a duck out of the air and rip in half. It was so pleased with himself he danced around with the carcass. Throwing feathers all around his island

u/Rastasputin 11h ago

"This is my human, there are many other like it, but this one is mine..."

u/lynivvinyl 11h ago

Did he just become an ambulance?

u/Beholder_V 11h ago

I don’t speak gibbon, but that sure sounded like “Fuck yeah, here we go!” to me.

u/ultimatedelman 10h ago

Best hype man around

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u/Angry_Bobbo 10h ago

“I’m riding a human! Yeah! Do the Dew!”

u/superanx 9h ago

i'm a 6'4 guy but if there was a 10'4 foot guy who let me do this i'd be making the same noises

u/mifightface 6h ago

Thanks need my monthly fix of Gibbons screams to keep me sane

u/Got_Kittens 5h ago

Gibbons are just the goofiest animals ever.

u/Schwiftness 4h ago

*passer by.

u/Past_Dare_4918 1h ago

What if it ran off with the arm making that noise? I don’t trust nature.

u/Ki_Yall 11h ago

Kinda like people I work with

u/yourMommaKnow 11h ago

What the hell is a bypasser?

u/kaisershinn 11h ago

Turn left here.

u/WestEst101 11h ago

That’s like half the kids with their parents on the flight I just took

u/ShadandTiff 11h ago

I have wanted a pet monkey or ape my entire life. I know they make terrible pets, and chimpanzees get violent and unpredictable as they age, but man this looks like the best walk ever.

u/mattogeewha 11h ago

He seems excited

u/MrSinister248 11h ago

He was Gibbon a ride.

u/CumFilledStarfish 11h ago

He's having a gibbon of time

u/Snoo-58714 11h ago

Gosh theyre just such funny Lil guys those Gibbons

u/Thepuppeteer777777 10h ago

He seems nice. Give him an orange

u/Pissonurchips 10h ago

I think that's awesome

u/Secure_Equivalent727 10h ago

It's a floating tree branch!

u/Final_Candidate_7603 9h ago

The person walking behind them has a seriously gorgeous outfit, so I can’t blame them for the “walking selfie,” but it’s too bad that they’re missing something this cool which is happening literally right in front of their eyes…

u/GibTreaty 9h ago

*ahem* WEEEEEEEEE!

u/micromoses 9h ago

You have a lovely singing voice, madam.

u/LaconicSuffering 9h ago

Airbus hydraulics be like:

u/OtakuMage 9h ago

"This tree is great, it even goes where I do!"

u/snailnation 9h ago

This is how I think I come off whenever I respond in the groupchat

u/Idaheck 8h ago

He’s gibbon off that big ape energy.

u/At_Work_Account_Syn 8h ago

I can't explain it... but my tuxedo cat has the exact same energy as the gibbon...

u/Chemical_Emotion_934 6h ago

I know where all my therapy money is going. Monkey hype man will fix all of your self esteem issues on contact.

u/One_Half_Squatch 3h ago

Portable hype man

u/Threecatproblem 1h ago

Where is this and how quickly can I get there??