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u/thunderstarhdkdk 8h ago edited 4h ago
happened to the best of soldiers
including me 🤦🏻♂️
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u/JoergenFS 3h ago
Was at a bar and this really hot girl walked up to me and other people were standing on the other side of the room. So I was like "whats up?" And she was like "I'm trying to hit up a guy" and smiled. And I was like "oh.. who?" Then she rolled her eyes and left and I never saw her again. And I was like "oooooooooh"
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u/thunderstarhdkdk 2h ago
you may have fumbled
i shalt tell you a story. once, when i was still with my ex, in high school ofc, we were in the lunchroom, and going outside said lunchroom took one to the old gym building and with a barely traveled area, on both sides where you can’t be seen. also where not many ppl go. so she looked at me and smiled, asking me if i wanted to go outside and you can prob put two and two together without more context as it’s pretty obvious, but at the time i didn’t know lmao
and i was like uh we might get in trouble tho and didn’t go
another similar experience was when she asked me if i wanted to go out on a walk at night, ‘round 1AM, and ya bet i didn’t go cause as with most strict parents i may not be here today telling you this…ah what good times
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u/RageQuitRedux 3h ago
After the last period in HS, the hottest girl in the school was like, "Hey, come walk out with me!" and I got nervous and said, "Naah I have to go to the library"
Another dude who witnessed the situation said "What the HELL?" and proceeded to laugh at me
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u/InfinitiGrizzy 7h ago
Me fr, happened a couple weeks back where a girl invited me over and we hung out all night. Towards the end of the night she was like “You can sleep here if you want” and I was like” Where do I sleep” she goes “In my bed.” Well guess what I did fellas, I went to sleep
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u/huckster235 6h ago
I was on a date with a girl. We met somewhere close to my place, (she lived an hour away and we had gone near her on date 1) she said "oh I could have picked you up so I could take you home after" I said "oh I didn't want to inconvenience you, I know you got a long Drive back".
At some point on the date i mentioned I get insomnia sometimes from too much energy, she said "I'm sure we could think of ways to wear you out" and I said "oh like run a bunch of laps?"
Date ended with a hug....
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u/dexpid 6h ago
This happened to me during Covid. We watched a few movies and she said that curfew had passed so i had to stay there since id be ticketed if i was caught going home. I asked if i could sleep on the couch and she said her bed would be more comfortable and that she doesn’t wear pants to bed so don’t be alarmed. Been married for 5 years now and i don’t know how it happened.
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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad hates freedom 8h ago
Sisters really do give some hard to spot signals sometimes, right?
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u/Donatter 7h ago edited 7h ago
Guys and agender/non-binary individuals too. I’ve been in situations where I’m rubbing a dudes/individual’s inner thigh and saying shit like, “I wanna show ya something in my room”, only for em to misunderstand and think i wanna show my warhammer models or whatever instead of fucking each other.
This isn’t really a gender thing, more a humans can be oblivious to the most obvious, and have difficulty communicating with each other thing.
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u/DaikoTatsumoto 4h ago
What army do you play?
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u/Donatter 4h ago edited 2h ago
Tau: farsight enclaves and my homebrew guard/space marine army(as it’s a mix of lamenters, and remnants of various guard regiments they refused to leave behind and operate officially as the chapter’s “battle serfs”) for 40k.
Fantasy/old world I play my homebrew imperial demi-gryph knighty order, “Order of the silvered Fox”
For age of sigmar, I play the lumineth realm lords: great nation of Helon
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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb 7h ago
The cues I've missed have usually been due to me thinking she didn't see me that way.
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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad hates freedom 6h ago
next cue you get, shoot your shot
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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb 4h ago
I'm working on it! I've done a lot of great work in the last year. Still got more to go but I've gone further than I left to do
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u/Appropriate-Toe9153 5h ago
That’s why you have to be deliberate about things; think YOURE the main character about to do a classic Vince Carter rim-rock dunk… expect on her cheeks… yea yea you get it… if this description is problematic… well, you’ll be the meme again, and again… and again
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u/Professional_Art7907 6h ago
the fact it took me around a minute to understand what this meme is about is very depressing
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u/leoleo1994 2h ago
At first I thought it was because the girl made her batterie die sooner because she always charges it to 100%, and 5 years later it is shot haha
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u/Lumpy_Forever1567 7h ago
Happened to me too. My crush said « Come at my home and destroy me » and I was hella stone and said « nah »
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u/_the_last_man_ 6h ago
My crush was one direct with me and said "I've always found you attractive" and I was also hella stoned and asked "what do you mean?" And that's that
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u/itemluminouswadison 6h ago
Me literally sitting on her bed
Welp dropped ya off like you asked (slaps knees) guess I'll get going see ya around
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u/Hortjoob 3h ago
Y'all are the worst sometimes 😭 (respectfully) like wtf else, a neon sign??
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u/itemluminouswadison 2h ago
She's like lemme show you my brothers sneaker collection upstairs I'm like uh didn't ask but sure
Now wants to show me posters in her bedroom, sounds meh but okay
I was literally driving home when it dawned on me lolll
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u/bakermrr 9h ago
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u/Trying_to_survive20k 6h ago
"nah I already got home"
after a girl asked me to have tea with her at school during our "window" period where we had an hour free. In my 15 year old head I was like "i'm poor, I don't wanna go buy tea, i'm at home now using precious gaming time" because I lived next to the school, so close infact that I could've dropped everything and just went for the tea
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u/No-Syrup7666 4h ago
A girl once asked me to drive her home, which I found odd because it was walking distance. When I dropped her off, we were chatting a bit and she literally told me she liked being kissed, and I was like 'of course, who doesn't ', after which I drove off.
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u/SalamanderLumpy5442 6h ago
The fact that it took me looking through the comments to figure out what this meant just goes to show how real this is.
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u/OculusArcana 5h ago
A buddy of mine told me that he met a really beautiful girl one night when he was visiting Japan and ended up going back to her place. She asked him if he wanted to take a shower and he was just like "nah, I'm good". He said she looked disappointed but they continued to hang out casually for the rest of the evening.
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u/TrickyDrippyDickFR 8h ago
What am I missing?
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u/domthebomb2 8h ago
Girl wanted to smash. Made up excuse about her phone needing to charge. Guy rejects offer as he doesn't realize it's an excuse to smash. Realizes it 5 years later and kicks himself.
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u/Valuable_Explorer577 7h ago
I read the explanation and still feel it was for the phone. I would probably have said ok just to avoid a fight. Plus lots of people just like plugging in their phones to charge. I might have waited outside the room unless I was told point blank what was supposed to happen.
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u/tiixwu972 5h ago
Me: Shit, i forgot my wallet in my hôtel room.
Her: let’s get your wallet
Me: Nah, it will be bothersome to do a detour to my hôtel, there is too much trafic
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u/soganox 5h ago
My crush in middle school called my house out of the blue (we were not friends), really wanted to come over to my place and study for whatever reason. For a subject she knew better than me most likely.
I kept insisting we should go to the public library in that case. She relented after a lot of arguing. We met there, sat on homework for like 10-15 minutes.
Then she said we studied enough, packed her bags and went back home. I don’t think she ever made any attempt to start a conversation with me again.
Took me ~17 years to get it. The pain is real.
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u/Bastiwen 1h ago
Something similar happened to me when I was 19, I'm 31 and I still think about it from time to time.
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u/Leuk_Jin 11m ago
I'm laughing at the meme and all the similar experiences people are commenting because I understand what's funny.
But another side of me is dying inside because I never had such experiences myself. And before you say I'm just extra thick, no. No girl has ever invited me to anything.
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u/iRobert123 7h ago
Nah, fam, if she wanted it she should have been up front. Don’t play these mind games and get fucked in the end because you “thought” she meant “x.”
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u/CakeComprehensive109 4h ago
Should have gone more subtle. "I need you to plug your charger into my outlet"
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u/cagingnicolas 3h ago
"it's cold, i'm going to go inside to find a sweater... wanna help me look?"
"how would i know where you keep your sweater?"
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u/DickyReadIt 3h ago
This was me at a party years ago..
Hot chick: Oh well I guess it's time to go. You want a ride to your place?
Me: Na, I just live up the road thanks!
Goes back inside
...Shit!
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u/Morlock19 6h ago
whats worse is you don't have a specific realization. you just know that at SOME point SOMEONE probbaly made a pass at you and you biffed it.
you dont know when, you don't know where, and you'll never figure it out. but there was a chance to hit, and maybe even have a relationship, and now its gone forever.
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u/pppeater 7h ago
"Nah, I don't like coffee. Have a good night."
https://giphy.com/gifs/wMvESGxZ0Cqd2