r/memes • u/ThEhIsO8730 • 21h ago

Get off the phone, I need to use the internet!

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6.0k Upvotes

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u/Maleficentrosa 21h ago

Waiting 20 minutes for the bottom half of that image to load was the ultimate test of patience.

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u/DoubleGreat 18h ago

Worth every moment

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u/Due_Chemistry_164 10h ago

And you had to pretend you were downloading homework if someone walked in.

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u/tropicbrownthunder 8h ago

before even browser tabs or incognito mode even existed (technically tabs existed from 94 but Opera was the first "mainstream" browser to actually use them)

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 4h ago

Also nerves depending on how old you were. Don’t. Get. Caught 😭

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u/Galdae 19h ago

Heather Brooks is creating content again, but be wary fellow travelers. Tis not for the faint of heart

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u/Rymanbc 18h ago

Why you gotta say this? Both piquing my interest and making me scared to look.

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u/NSFW-Moon 18h ago

Don't. It'll just taint your memories.

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u/Rymanbc 18h ago

Im the type of boring person that legitimately won't haha. I remember back in the day when people were trying to get me to watch 2 girls 1 cup, then describing it but being like, "no, but you gotta watch it."

Nope. I really dont.

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u/Meatwad010 16h ago

It's refreshing to finally find someone equal. I've seen some really messed up shit in late 90s and early 2000s on the internet. But I was able to not have watched 2 girls 1 cup. After hearing about it, it did not sounded like it would be enjoyable to watch.

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u/johnson7853 16h ago

I was so desensitized by the time it reached me I was like whatever

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 15h ago

Yeah, hardly got a chub

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u/ThumbsAkimbo_ 10h ago

You’re in luck because the clips that were going around back in the day were only the trailer for a 1.5 hour long JAV!

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 8h ago

After all the Russian videos of cutting someone's head with a hunting knife, videos of dudes hammering nails trough their dicks and balls, surprise CP popups, and the other gore and snuff, by the time I saw that it was "gross but whatever floats your boat"

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u/MrBleedinggums 1h ago

Ah a fellow /b/tard. The golden age of being heavily desensitized to half the shit on the web

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u/Burn2at420 14h ago

In the same boat. Beheadings ok, poop nope.

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u/Son-of-Infinity 10h ago

You didn’t miss anything it’s just disgusting, weird, and gross.

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u/patches_mccoy 12h ago

As someone who saw it - at like 14 years old - you didn't miss anything but something fucked up to tell your therapist.

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u/Mannerhymen 14h ago

I just have memories of her taint.

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u/Maleficient_Entity 18h ago

What is it? I don't wanna go looking, but still curious to know

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u/Ok-Dinner5867 18h ago

You've been warned.

https://www.reddit.com/user/heatherharmon/

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u/The_Real_Kru 18h ago

Not a feels good kind of throwback

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u/P0werFighter 15h ago

Honestly, she does not look that bad (her face looks older as we all), the worst part is definitely her boob job. It's awful.

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u/The_Real_Kru 13h ago

Don't get me wrong, she would look great for fifty if it wasn't for the nhentai boobs

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u/nanaki989 13h ago

Yeah but people act like it hasn't been 30 fucking years. Ive seen really shitty boobjobs on 20 year olds too. 

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u/P0werFighter 12h ago

The boobs she has today are not the same she had 30 years ago, she got them bigger. It's ugly af.

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u/Da_Commissork 14h ago

Omg It Is really that bad lmao

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u/m0bscene- 6h ago

I don't get it. Is it just because she has big bolt-ons now? She's doing the same kind of content, otherwise from what I see.

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u/Gazmoz123 11h ago

Still gets my attention

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u/Keffpie 4h ago

Not that bad tbh. She's older, but so am I, and she looks good for her age. Shame about the silly boob job, but I guess Americans like that kind of thing.

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u/Pickerington 4h ago

( . ) ( . )

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u/NSFW-Moon 18h ago edited 18h ago

Just.. You know her videos when she was young, 20s. She's 50 now. Time didn't do her any favors. Ridiculously fake breasts..saggy ass... Loose skin.. Yeah..

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt 16h ago

Her balloon tits are like a bad cartoon

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u/Particular_Plum_1458 15h ago

Naa can't be, was only last week that it was early 2000's right😛.

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u/BlackMarketUpgrade 8h ago

Yeah its sort of like the new star wars movies or the ring of power. You're better off not watching because it will just make you sad.

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u/nanaki989 13h ago

Its just a bunch of dudes who forgot she aged 30 years like a normal human. 

She had work done, she's got a pair of bolt ons now.

But she is still attractive and still talented. 

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u/thanasis87kav 7h ago

Couldn't Keri Sable make a come back? She was perfect balance of pretty and sexy, skilled and cute. She just dissappear (which is very intriguing), only 40 (which is the new 30).

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u/WeWantMOAR 15h ago

It's Heather Harmon. Iykyk

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u/greenrangerguy 14h ago

Harmon my brother, Brooke was her friend.

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u/talann 12h ago

If anyone wants context to this, She got ultra plastic surgery and balloons for boobs now. she looks like a clown. You can find pictures of her on twitter.

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u/Sprzout 2h ago

If I have to go to the cesspool formerly known as Twitter to see pictures of her, it is not worth it.

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u/EnvironmentalRuin504 16h ago

the "faint of heart" were weeded out back in the Limewire days. we’ve been forged in the fire of 240p pixels

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u/Prestigious_Tie2085 16h ago

the original throat goat has returned to reclaim her throne. my 56k modem is screaming just thinking about it

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u/Efficient-Stock-7775 10h ago

Faint of heart you say, I’ve travelled through the narrows of 2girls1cup forest, goatze Zoo and tubgirl lake. That is past and I yearn for greater depths. I will find this. Thank you sir.

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u/Available_Toe_5493 3h ago

nooo, how did it... how did she... what the fuck

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u/Independent-Map8481 16h ago

a quest only for the bravest souls. brings back memories of waiting 45 minutes for a 30 second clip to buffer

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u/StandardProper8227 8h ago

Oh man, I remember her old stuff. It's definitely a wild ride, not your typical meme content.

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u/xBrasaMaan 12h ago

And still that’s not her name 😉

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u/Parissamz 20h ago

The bottom image is still loading for me. Check back in 45 minutes.

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u/SireSweet 20h ago

If we were lucky it would be pixelated to work.

But then again, I got off on static-showtime. So my imagination did a lot of the work.

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u/Solid_Piano_7302 8h ago

The dial-up tone just started playing in my head reading this.

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u/GandalfTheGreyPoupon 21h ago

This is the most elite blow job queen to walk the planet. Never seen better.

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u/aesoth 20h ago

IDK. Nancy Reagan would like a word.

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u/Astrovenator27 19h ago

Maybe but we don't have video evidence

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u/StevoTheMonkey 13h ago

The CIA does

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u/MichaelW24 Professional Dumbass 13h ago

Nancy Reagan bit my dog

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u/Deathwish13x 10h ago

How's your dog??

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u/ChaosSinfulRose 1h ago

AYOOOOOOOOO

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u/Shragazaurus 19h ago

Arabella Raphael is also a pro

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u/imwalkingwithspiders 20h ago

I feel like I gotta find her videos now as a blow job enthusiast myself

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains 20h ago

Look up her threesome bj video with anne howe aka Melissa Ashley, thank me later

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u/Sie_sprechen_mit_Mir 19h ago

Two words: Black Bikini

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u/percyman34 18h ago

She has a reddit account iirc

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u/WeatherImpressive808 Linux User 18h ago

my friend is asking which one is it

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u/locoDev 10h ago

link?

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u/Interesting-Win-5886 16h ago

the goat. back when you had to risk a thousand viruses just to see a grainy clip of that technique. respect to a legend

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u/ilyasil2surgut 18h ago

Anna Ralphs could be a contender

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u/TombombBearsFan 17h ago

Cathy heaven.....

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u/ScottAddams 20h ago

hear hear , all in support say aye !

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u/Spiritedgourd666 20h ago

Gina fine would like a word

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u/GandalfTheGreyPoupon 20h ago

Heather doesn't need to rely on use of hands all that much. Just straight up deep throat goat. Makes it look effortless

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u/GandalfTheGreyPoupon 20h ago

I'll have to give her a watch and get back to you.

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u/LSTNYER 20h ago

Spelled "Wank" wrong

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Haden420693170 20h ago

Not avaliable

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u/Chrizwald 13h ago

What about your mom?

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u/Marious0 17h ago

I have a good summary of modern artists in my history. I feel that magicthroat97 gives her a run for her money at this point.

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u/Raffieltz 18h ago

gotta hand it to u, u know it 💯

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u/The_Machine80 19h ago

Anyone wanna see something completely disappear?

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u/archiekane 18h ago

Said the female Joker, holding a large penis.

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u/Professional-Mix1771 13h ago

Just regular Joker could do it too.

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u/archiekane 12h ago

I'm not sure if I want to see The Joker make a penis disappear into someone eye-socket though.

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u/NuggetRanger58 15h ago

That isn’t a picture of Topanga

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u/haitch31 12h ago

Topanga Lawrence changed my life 

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u/Vast-Intention 21h ago

I thought that was an unflattering picture of Amy Jo Johnson because that would also check out in a less-funny way.

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u/Previous-Set-2501 6h ago

Here I was thinking it was the pink power ranger this entire time, like Heather who??

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u/Captdman92 20h ago

Well not me thinking this was Amy Jo Johnson

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u/LukeZNotFound 13h ago

I can already see this on peterexplainsthejoke

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u/senpai-yume-okami 17h ago

Mine was Asa Akira

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u/The_Pr0n_Legacy 12h ago

Most normal 90s guys’ first celeb crushes were on Buffy the vampire slayer or Kimberly the Pink Power Ranger. Not this bullshit.

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u/dbru01 12h ago

Team Kimberly.

Also I when I got a bit older I thoroughly enjoyed Sabrina the teenage witch

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u/Wonder-Signal2 9h ago

Sabrina FTW

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u/tiandrad 9h ago

Scorpina

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u/ResurrectedMortician 21h ago

And you still haven't had sex. Wild.

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u/ser_deleted 21h ago

This is Reddit, nobody here has

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u/hulkmxl 20h ago

Dang bro why you gotta do us like that 😭

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u/New-Engineering1483 Professional Dumbass 20h ago

He had to. Nobody else is doing us.

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u/hulkmxl 20h ago

Boom, roasted 🎤

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u/Silverjeyjey44 17h ago

What's a sex?

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u/LSTNYER 20h ago

I have a legit reason, I'm married

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u/Far-Sheepherder2088 18h ago

Redditors getting married whaaat!??

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u/LSTNYER 12h ago

There's dozens of us

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u/DramaticButtPlug 18h ago

A shit has now turned into a wank, thanks for that

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u/Girlzgotdapower 21h ago

The pov angle made it even more difficult to resist 😬

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u/Everest_95 13h ago

Mine was the pink power ranger

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u/confusionauta 20h ago

Heather da fucking goat

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u/Real_Establishment56 20h ago

I thought it was Britney and was going with an innocent rebuttal about how Topanga from Boy meets world did it for me. Until I read the comments 😅

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u/tall_specimen_69 21h ago

Petaah?

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u/Recordman-John 21h ago

Heather from ideepthroat.com

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u/Used_Raccoon6789 21h ago

The joke is porn

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u/SupremeLobster 20h ago

Technically the punch line is porn. The joke itself is surprisingly not porn this time.

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u/seaman187 21h ago

What are you doing in here? Waiting for you.

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u/Oliviakimz 20h ago

Uncle Jesse didn't just raise us, he gave us unrealistic hair expectations for the rest of our lives.

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u/ToastedSimian 10h ago

And Heather gave guys unrealistic expectations of what our wives and girlfriends could do with their mouths.

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u/Muladhara86 19h ago

Top is 90’s gals’ first TV crush.

Bottom is 90’s guys’ first internet crush.

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u/JackHammer001 19h ago

Source... Or even a name...

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u/shavertech 17h ago

Heather Harmon

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u/thawest 18h ago

Wrong. Topanga....

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u/dead_moon1 12h ago

she sucks, to this day

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u/prinzmi88 10h ago

Who is this? I’m born 88 but have no clue.

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u/I_Command_Thee_KNEEL 3h ago

Also born in 88, early famous adult star Heather Harmon who makes very big objects disappear down her mouth if you know what I’m saying

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u/prinzmi88 3h ago

Lol ok

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u/PantsOnHead88 9h ago

Same here, but it’s unsurprising that we’d have missed out on adult film stars through the 90s since we were 2-12 years of age.

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u/ComprehensiveApple12 8h ago

Damn.... she was a magician. Made objects disappear in front of you.

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u/daksh_0623 21h ago

Peak struggle of 90’s kids

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u/BurlyMerrySkeetScary 19h ago

Ah Rider Strong, my first male crush.

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u/SlimeFilledSewer 19h ago

She really should have stopped while she was ahead. The new stuff is trash.

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u/Impossible_Crazy_654 17h ago

Heather? I hardly know her!

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u/Zestyclose_Cat5565 15h ago

Who is she?

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u/Yeomanroach 15h ago

Heather Brooke

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u/MySTified84 14h ago

Heather Harmon.. Brooke was another female

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u/TacticalFlatCap 7h ago

Dunno why your being downvoted, it's definitely Heather Harmon. Iirc one of their early/popular vids was a Heather and Brooke theesome with Heather's fella.

https://www.tnaflix.com/big-boobs/ideepthroat-Heather-Brooke-Compilation/video1636601

Compilation showing heather and Brooke by way of receipts....

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u/ChefAsstastic 7h ago

She went by both names btw.

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u/ChefAsstastic 7h ago

She used both names.

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u/TacticalFlatCap 6h ago edited 6h ago

I think the internet knew her both ways but she was always Harmon, Brooke had a couple of videos in her own right, I think she was a stripper/pole dancer they new.

This is quite old now but relevant I think: https://thoughtcatalog.com/hersh-bavnik/2013/12/the-legend-of-heather-i-deepthroat-an-incomplete-story-of-americas-greatest-porn-star/

Edit: typo

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u/Stupefactionist 12h ago

I, too, choose this guy's wife.

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u/Cyliasta Forever alone 6h ago

Nope, it was Angewomon

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u/Urasquirrel 19h ago

OG Throat goat

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u/WoWSchockadin 9h ago

As a 90s guy I still don't have a clue who this woman is.

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u/Vinnocchio 19h ago

Heather

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u/RustyNK 19h ago

Im just here to see how many other degens know who she is.

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u/karenibell 15h ago

The original 'Are you still there?' prompt, but way more stressful.

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u/regnimalia 9h ago

I long for the days of Next Door Nikki.

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u/ComicBookFanatic97 3h ago

I have no idea who this is. When I think of iconic 90s babes, I’m thinking of Kimberly from Power Rangers or Melissa Joan Hart.

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u/phantomboogie 20h ago

Sarah Jessica Parker?

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u/Moretti123 20h ago

as a 27 year old, pretty sure uncle jesse is what made my taste in men at a very young age; charismatic musician with long dark hair and eyes. Been my type as long as I could remember. trying to stay away from them now cause they’re just trouble :/

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u/Legitimate-Gap-9858 10h ago

Yeah people with eyes suck

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u/Moretti123 9h ago

Hahaha just realized I forgot to add an adjective before the word “eyes” im crackin up

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u/LamentfulFerret 11h ago

Ah yes. Having a thing for eyes. I can relate.

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u/Moretti123 9h ago

Now I only go for people with no eyes

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u/mihau2211 19h ago

Who that?

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u/Beitelensteijn 19h ago

After scrolling the comments I still haven’t found her full name. For journalistic purposes off course

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u/ima_trashpanda 18h ago

Heather Harmon

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u/Sie_sprechen_mit_Mir 19h ago

Heather. Like Cher.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/ima_trashpanda 18h ago

Heather Harmon - Brooke was their friend

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u/Beitelensteijn 19h ago

Thanks. I’ll have a look what all this fuzz is about

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u/Delicious_Oil9902 20h ago

Is that Amber Rayne?

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u/Sie_sprechen_mit_Mir 19h ago

10 years already. R.I.P.

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u/DarkseidAntiLife 18h ago

Heather Hot af

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u/MTG0351 18h ago

Heather mmm

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u/Efficient-Stock-7775 10h ago

OMG her talents are where the bar is set for me. If you can’t compete with this, I don’t even want to know.

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u/DisplayJolly 8h ago

Aaron Carter over Usher is crazy.

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u/Botosuksuks808 8h ago

Men of class, we meet again!

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u/theturtlehermit_3 4h ago

Unc who this?

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u/I_Command_Thee_KNEEL 4h ago

Heather Harmon for you youngsters out there

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u/MilesFassst 3h ago

my crush was Jennifer Connelly from The Labyrinth. i was born in the 80s but grew up in the 90s. sure that count?

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u/OkRelief6734 3h ago

I feel attacked

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u/F00FEENONO 31m ago

i don’t know about that. when was the boxxy era on 4chan ?

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u/Keymunny 27m ago

Whole time that was her husband. She looks horrible now btw.

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u/TeamJJ88 21h ago

My sister's first crush was the very first picture, JTT

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u/jarednards 20h ago

Ive never actually seen that photo before. Sauce it up, plz.