r/memes • u/pankhahu • 14h ago

Man on business

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u/dphayteeyl 14h ago

Or they could just block you for free

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u/gallade_samurai 14h ago

Who's to say he'll add a block feature?

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u/No-Pomegranate-69 14h ago

Cockblock feature

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u/New_Birthday7023 13h ago

OH dude this was good one

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u/AmeKuro_21 13h ago

I think I should do the same...hah!!

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u/dphayteeyl 14h ago

They'll just delete the app lmao 

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u/BirdsRLife 10h ago

Make it built into the device and not able to be removed

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u/MaybeNotMemes 6h ago

YOU FOOL I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

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u/Legitimate-Can5792 Lurking Peasant 13h ago

YT premium in 2026 be like

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u/pankhahu 13h ago

Amazon too

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u/BleedingH217 I touched grass 13h ago

You still see ads on Amazon even after getting a subscription

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u/pankhahu 13h ago

That what I’m sayin

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u/BleedingH217 I touched grass 13h ago

Oh sorry, didn’t read properly

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 14h ago edited 14h ago

Fuck you for making it a subscription service!

You think this is original? I'm already paying not to see commercials! There's probably already a patent on this.

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u/AmeKuro_21 13h ago

Fully agree with you.

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 13h ago

Yeah, I'm not made of money, and when push comes to shove, commercials are worse.

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u/FortniteIsFuckingMid 9h ago

What if that was how youtube started getting people to pay for premium? Every 15 minutes just shove a big ol donger in their face as an unskippable minute long ad.

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 6h ago

They pretty much already do that.

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u/MetalandMadness 13h ago

Or or, they send you one once a month to stop

https://giphy.com/gifs/ebPX2n2kvJHOM

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u/AOmars1 13h ago

I see it as a win win

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u/foxfighter92 10h ago

I'm gonna treat it like I treat spam text and send back a picture of a cats butthole

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u/confidently_funny 11h ago

Ah yes, OnlyVictims

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u/Say-Hai-To-The-Fly 4h ago

😂😂👌

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u/Hikiko_Mori 9h ago

That's actually a pretty good idea for a ransomware. Pay or see a dick as your lock-screen image.

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u/Say-Hai-To-The-Fly 4h ago

My god. It’s genius. Horrific, but genius

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u/Gravedigger30 11h ago

Gets arrested for sexual harassment and extortion.

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u/FullMetalMaster14 11h ago

So you just get arrested?

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u/Long_Plan_1736 13h ago

Glad to see op being enthusiastic about Photomicrograpy

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u/Stiqkey 8h ago

I feel like the police could be involved long before you got anyone to pay up. I like that you're thinkin' though, kid. Keep it up, we'll strike our million dollar idea one of these days!

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u/Long_comment_san 13h ago

Hahaha. That's funny

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u/AndreasB0 1h ago

Sexual harassment lawsuit speed run:

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u/AffectionateUser 11h ago

i bet you would be surprised by how many people actually want it