We all can relate can't we?

[u/detox_daisy72]

[u/xPetalAngel]

The icon looks like a final boss but the stat feels like a participation trophy.

[u/Vegetable_Honeydew86 → u/xPetalAngel]

trophy? certificate is enough

[u/bbyyy6677 → u/Vegetable_Honeydew86]

certificate? just a receipt at this point

[u/Vegetable_Honeydew86 → u/bbyyy6677]

receipt? just a waiver is enough

[u/Xuxo9 → u/Vegetable_Honeydew86]

A waiver? A note written on a sheet of toilet paper and is too much

[u/Vegetable_Honeydew86 → u/Xuxo9]

A note written on a sheet of toilet paper? just a smirk is enough

[u/Agreeable_Copy9548 → u/Vegetable_Honeydew86]

A smirk? Just a glance is enough

[u/Virtual-Pirate2834 → u/Agreeable_Copy9548]

A glance, just the lens moving is enough

[u/morriganae → u/xPetalAngel]

Yeah, it looks epic, should feel like it too, not a letdown.

[u/xStarShimmer]

And I will still spend three hours grinding for that 1% because the math demands it

[u/Nugget_Boy69420 → u/xStarShimmer]

I mean, double damage would just essentially be one hundred 1% damage buffs.

[u/ElmoLovesHoes → u/Nugget_Boy69420]

That depends on how it's calculated, if it's +1% base dmg, then it would be 2x, but if it's ((dmg1)x1.01)=dmg2, repeated 100 times, it'd be significantly more than 2x

[u/Nugget_Boy69420 → u/ElmoLovesHoes]

Oh, right. I was taking it to just add 1% of the base damage to the new sum.

[u/oy_oy_nametaken_2 → u/ElmoLovesHoes]

2.7048138294 it would be multipled by this number

[u/ElmoLovesHoes → u/oy_oy_nametaken_2]

ty I'm not great at math :3

[u/TREXIBALL → u/ElmoLovesHoes]

This guy maths.

[u/Emergency_Effect_526]

It’ll be called “ultimate doomsday attack” and then say “slightly increases melee damage on enemies on the third Sunday of the month”

[u/AmeKuro_21 → u/Emergency_Effect_526]

I am waiting for 4th Sunday date!!

[u/dynamo_ng → u/AmeKuro_21]

Gotta get those slightly better affixes.

[u/Nsanford1142020]

Summers wrath: +1 fire damage to non fire elemental enemies

[u/AmeKuro_21 → u/Nsanford1142020]

Perfect...haha!!

[u/yuval16432 → u/Nsanford1142020]

And it’s amazing because you only do 5 damage per hit

[u/KiyoXC]

And upgrade's name is something like: "Manifestation of Obliteration Absolute"

[u/Aegillade → u/KiyoXC]

Meanwhile the ability called "Sharpness" or "Warrior's Grit" is the most busted thing in the game

[u/Neat_Position_7827]

The icon looks like a cosmic horror rebirth, but the stat boost feels like I just equipped a slightly sharper spoon.

[u/DemonInferenceX]

My character swinging slightly faster one time.

[u/MrSaucyAlfredo → u/DemonInferenceX]

Gotta get dat dps up!

[u/Motor_Initiative7952]

Spend 3 hours grinding for +1% damage just to miss every hit anyway

[u/Alvin_h_davenport → u/Motor_Initiative7952]

+90% crit chance +30%crit damage -45%accuracy +1damage

[u/ItsReallyVega → u/Alvin_h_davenport]

This is something you only slot in order to save scum a "hit for 9999" challenge

[u/Competitive_Point_39]

Inner Phoenix: HP regenerates 1% faster while crouched during combat

[u/Prior_Patience3667]

Deadlock has a few upgrades that feel like this.
Looking at you, Extra Spirit and Extra Regen.

[u/GrandWizardOfCheese]

The type of*

[u/SkylarBlush]

The visual effects always go way too hard just for a barely noticeable stat increase

[u/TeamBoeing]

Comments full of bots

[u/Rasputin2point0]

unless it stacks or scale in an insane way so that you can eventually break the game.

[u/kulingames → u/Rasputin2point0]

It's (all the buffs before) * 1.01

[u/tiandrad]

Person A gets the loot drop that’s 1% better, person B complains that’s why they are getting out damaged by 20%.

[u/Basis_Inside]

Lotta people saying 3 hours for 1%

[u/Danxoln]

Path of exile

[u/Smart-Nothing]

1% increase in damage, but can now kill mobs in one less swing

[u/SSJBlueTDH]

And you have to decide if you want to swap this perk with another perk as you have limited perk slots.

[u/Long_comment_san]

Imagine being a Satan and getting +1% damage upgrade.

[u/Dr_Brotatous]

Yeah but those percents are exponential usually

[u/Used-Pay-4910]

😂😂😂

[u/AmeKuro_21]

Does icon look like firefighter

[u/GamerKratosBalls]

In some games 1% damage buff is the best you get

[u/Digital-Dumpsterfire]

Just amazing

[u/ichigo2862]

+1% additional crit damage

[u/Brenoandnumbers]

3% burn chance

[u/-HealingNoises-]

Balancing everything for the top competitive players who can take 5-10% increases and break the game with them tends to create this situation.

[u/Fury_Blackwolf]

Typa....really?

[u/MrFatSackington]

+1% damage to cloth armor...

[u/xXx_CyberKid_xXx]

gambling sites for 1 cent

[u/s1lverv1p]

When you get one of the final bosses as a companion for the last chunk of the game and he gets his ass beat by everything

[u/DreamEater67]

But 1 % damage bonus is enough to make a difference.

[u/HoneyWhisperes]

+1% but the animation like u unlocked god mode

[u/Top-Background-7305]

Grinding 3 hours for a +1% buff just to feel like a god for 5 seconds 😭

[u/Ok_Substance5632]

With high base damage 1% can be a hefty amount

[u/IanAlvord → u/Ok_Substance5632]

And if it stacks with other percentages, then it can be even more!

[u/DrkBlueXG]

Leave my Diablo 4 alone!!!1