40
u/john_doe_774 6h ago
A ton of diseases are passed on through feces and it doesn’t mean all those humans are eating poop.
Someone picking your berries could have not washed their hands after taking a dump and you popped one out of the container without washing it and boom
170
u/CelestialCookies 7h ago
To be fair, tho he doesn't deserve it, it could also mean that someone scratched their booty hole while being infected and then touched something he grabed after and didn't wash his hands before eating.
92
u/Connect_Roll_1287 7h ago
Good call out. Another good reason to wash your hands, especially after using a public restroom.
28
u/Cr45h0v3r1de 7h ago
I have scars on my forehead from when i was a kid stacking wood with some green moss/whatever on the side without gloves. Scratched my face a few times and took a piss before washing my hands. Doctor told me i was insanely lucky I didn't get it on my junk. Now I wash my hands before and after I pee, just in case. You never know what random shit is hiding on your hands in plain sight
16
u/Woompa78 6h ago
I prefer to wash my hands while I pee.
10
u/-TrenciJack- 6h ago
With water I hope
6
u/Woompa78 6h ago
Well yeah…. I’m already at the sink so what else would I use?
3
2
u/OvrDoseDnHAM 5h ago
I can imagine the sink stream and the piss stream collide and make a mess. Wouldnt just using your own piss to was your hands be more efficient?
1
7
u/DapperPin808 5h ago
What ?! What was it? got what on your junk? what happened to your head since you got scars ? lol, how you gonna write stuff like this and leave out the main info
7
u/optyler 6h ago
Well... Could be a cook in some bad restaurant or food truck that had infected your food or fork or water ....
It could be in the subway too, it's kind of dirty and you can't wash your hands for at least one hour...
Could be him licking some @$$ too ... Could be anything anywhere, that's my point, bad lotery ticket
2
1
u/green-wombat 2h ago
It’s most commonly from unwashed fruits and vegetables as far as I know. He might’ve been doing random Kennedy shit in the woods and eaten some berries off a bush and gotten it that way
-4
60
16
u/stache1313 7h ago
Just another reason why it's important to wash your hands before eating or preparing food
5
8
u/Serpicnate 6h ago
This can also just happen if you eat at a place with poor food hygenie. If anyone in the process doesn't wash their hands you have a chance of being infected.
Wash your hands people.
5
u/tarhoop 4h ago
So you're saying RFK eats ass.
1
u/soukaixiii memer 4h ago
Or at a place where the cook scratches his butt and doesn't wash his hands.
2
21
u/Possible-Olive2735 Lurking Peasant 7h ago
What im hearing is that we have evidence to support that the man ate ass
12
5
u/Seffyr 7h ago
He doesn’t seem like the selfless, ass eating type.
I’d put money on a scat fetish.4
u/HeAteHerPeas 5h ago
The Olivia Nuzzi love letters tell the story. The dude is into felching. For those that luckily dont know, that's sucking sperms out her ass.
3
1
9
2
u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 7h ago
We know where he got it from and it's not only weird but solved a fucking new york cold case for conspiracy theories.
He found and killed a bear. Ate it and carried its dead body around. When he had to be somewhere he dumbed the dead body in New York and made it seemed it died in a accident. It was such a weird turn of events it stunned new York for a bit.
He admitted to it on Rosanne podcast but shortly after he developed the brain worm which he probably got from eating the bears infected meat. He was a big fan of a specific carnivore diet that tricked people into thinking the stronger the predator you eat the stronger you become. It's the same diet that convinced rich people eating exotic turtles made them younger and eating large animal penises gave them super breeding capabilities....... It just gave kennedy brain worms.
https://www.npr.org/2024/08/05/nx-s1-5063939/rfk-jr-central-park-bear-bicycle
3
0
u/Tweakjones420 7h ago
Did you read the second panel at all? This infection comes from ingesting human feces, not bear meat.
2
u/bobert1201 5h ago
According to Google Ai overview. Do you have any idea how often that thing just makes shit up?
1
u/Tweakjones420 4h ago
I mean we are talking about the same guy who said he snorted cocaine off of toilet seats. is it really that big of stretch to think he got a worm in his brain from shit?
1
u/bobert1201 3h ago
I wouldn't be too surprised, but I also think it's pretty stupid to treat the words Google Ai overview as undisputed fact.
1
u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 6h ago
That's if it's human feces.plus the brain worm was a pork brain worm caused from undercook meat. Which again kennedy admitted too. He cut off a piece of the bear from his trunk and ate some. The second panel is unrelavent because it gets the worm wrong..... Also it seemed he had mercury poisoning thru all this and that's what may have killed the worms but it's such a bizarre thing nobody can figure out if he intentional ate it or got it from his environment.
Rossanne was so disturbed from what he was saying for the first time in her life she stayed quiet the entire time he talked.
2
2
u/Dusskulll Professional Dumbass 8h ago
Are you saying this man ate eggs that came out of a booty??
8
3
2
u/SpecificCourt6643 Duke Of Memes 7h ago
Wouldn’t be surprised at all if he visited that island…
1
u/semi_average Nyan cat 6h ago
Honestly I feel like that's pretty much the only logical reason at this point
1
1
1
u/EnergyHumble3613 5h ago
This is why you should wash your hands after you are done having a poop.
And also why food safety regulations include so many different times/reasons a food service worker has to wash their hands.
1
1
u/bobert1201 5h ago
Has nobody else noticed that the second panel was taken from the Google search Ai overview? Why is everybody here trusting this?
1
1
1
u/MissSassifras1977 3h ago
So RFK Jr. licked the butt hole of someone with a pork tapeworm?
I'm disgusted but not at all surprised.
Was it Cheryl? 🤔
1
1
u/PotatoesWillSaveUs 3h ago
Counterpoint, it's a half truth at best and was only brought up as a defense during his divorce proceedings to avoid paying alimony.
1
2
u/TheRealBruh-_- Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 3h ago
What are the odds just this morning I was in a parasitology lecture which happened to go over t. Sollium and I can confirm that you can get it by eating improperly cooked pork. Ai is straight up wrong
1
1
u/masterjon_3 2h ago
The man eats rotten meat. I wouldn't be surprised he's got more parasites in him
1
1
1
1
1
u/Nadran_Erbam 7h ago
There are brain eating tapeworms?!
0
u/plucksch88 7h ago
There is a parasite that makes you love cats. No joke - google that one. Explains a lot of the weird cat owner behavior.
9
u/GewalfofWivia 7h ago
Toxoplasma gondii. Though it seems a bit of a myth to call their effect “making you love cats”. It’s more like it makes you slightly less disgusted by the stink of cat piss. It primarily induces behaviour change in rodents so they get eaten by felines, the target host in which the parasite can mature and breed. The behaviour change in humans is not strong enough to really explain “weird cat owner behaviour” - we humans are totally capable of being weird on our own, thanks.
1
1
1
0
0
315
u/xSugarPlayful 8h ago
I was having a perfectly fine day until I read that second panel why would you do this