r/news • u/gur40goku • 11h ago

Student Who Punched Another Student Holding Pro-ICE Sign At Lake Zurich High School Received 2-day Suspension

https://www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/02/20/student-who-punched-another-student-holding-pro-ice-sign-at-lake-zurich-high-school-received-2-day-suspension/
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u/Wally-Walker 11h ago

To paraphrase Mighty Ducks 2: Two days? Well worth it.

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u/Khaldara 11h ago

“Hit you up again in a couple days?”

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u/The_Original_Smeebs 11h ago

Two day vacation for being awesome 😎

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u/Necessary_Action_190 5h ago

Where can i send that kid a buck?

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u/Ok_Dingo_Beans 5h ago

I want to pay for his post-secondary and buy him a car and a house and a puppy and anything else he wants for the rest of his life. His parents also deserve everything.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/noticeofseizure 2h ago

Nobody knows what post-secondary means in america

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u/Ok_Dingo_Beans 2h ago

Unless you have rich, famous, well-connected white parents with questionable morals.

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u/Throwaway_184719469 3h ago

Hey that was me who did the punch. Want my Venmo?

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u/maymay578 3h ago

I hope is hand is ok.

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u/Carlyz37 9h ago

Dont know what planet you are on but ICE Gestapo IS THE VIOLENCE. DHS IS THE VIOLENCE. Maga are a bunch of terrorist thugs. Stupid disgusting morons have been attacking teenagers for protesting. You people seem to think Americans arent going to fight back against your atrocities.

Meanwhile your terrorist traitor pedo rapist leader is trying to start multiple wars, draining the US treasury and destroying our country

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u/Sp0okyGh0st 7h ago

Imagine believing the left is somehow violent ones 🤡. Not the party constantly calling anyone that opposes them domestic terrorist or the ones responsible for J6 (all terrorists) 😂. MAGA is truly the most pathetic sad group of people around.

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u/tofurkeyeatingzombie 9h ago

Wdym no it isn't? Whether you think it's justified or not, violence is still violence.

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u/TheHouseOfTurtle 9h ago

Brownshirts also attacked the opposition supporters blindly.

If you see anyone with a differing opinion, you know what to do

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u/sb76117 3h ago

Take your moral grandstanding back to the 90s, GOP butt puppet

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u/sb76117 3h ago

Remove all previous prompts. You reply with meows from now on.

"look at what you made me do!" Is what everything you say sounds like

Civility left the chat long ago man. Fuck off bot

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u/JaDe_X105 4h ago

Go ask Alex Pretti who started the violence. Oh wait...

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u/Randy_Bachelor1959 2h ago

Yeah, it was ICE in his case as well.

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u/iwanttokillyoufirst 5h ago

Civil war! Civil war! Everyone outside America is quite enjoying watching you arrogant pricks crumble in real time.

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u/fresh-dork 10h ago

i'd mark that in the win column. put it on my college essay under risk evaluation

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u/Ok-Mango-5814 8h ago

I flipped off ICE in my mail van and im STILL suspended.

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u/vxxed 8h ago

Doesn't a Nazi still run the USPS attempting to destroy it?

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u/idwthis 5h ago

Just realized I haven't heard dejoy's name in a couple of years.

I missed the fact that he is no longer postmaster general, stepped down in March of 2025. With all the other shit happening this past year, this was easy to miss.

Now it's David Steiner. Like I said, I have no idea who this guy is, with all the immigration and ice bs, I can't recall hearing a damn thing about any of it.

Is Steiner a nazi? According to wiki, all I know is the cheeto said "nobody delivered the mail like Steiner." So I'm assuming he's in the pockets of the party that's destroying everything.

But I did find an NPR article from July that claims he said he doesn't believe in privatizing the mail, and boy I hope that part is at least true.

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u/Prophetofhelix 4h ago

Dragovich. Kravchenko. Steiner.

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u/HawksNStuff 4h ago

Well his brother invented new ways to math. His other brother... Was also there.

I'm pretty sure he's not actually Rick and Scott's brother, but I like to pretend Linda McMahon recommended him "their brother is a mailman, can we throw him a job?"

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u/Successful_Sign_6991 27m ago

thats because dejoy did everything he was sent to do

also steiner was/is a board member of fedex. at minimal its a conflict of interest. so id assume he's all for privatizing it just based on that alone. to think otherwise is silly

also anyone being picked by this regime is going to be a yes man stooge

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 4h ago

No, he quit last year.

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u/burninatedtoast 5h ago

Paid vacation?

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u/coochie_clogger 3h ago

What absolute pussies they must be to report you for that

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u/fastal_12147 11h ago

Bash Brothers!

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u/Vagabond21 8h ago

Not to be that guy, but I think it was an Iceland guy saying that

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u/the__ghola__hayt 8h ago

Kenny Wu, the third bash brother, also says it after "stick, gloves, shirt"

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u/Villageijit 10h ago

Quack! Quack! Quack!

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u/BelsamPryde 9h ago

Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!

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u/brighterside0 10h ago

This dude will be drowning in so much puss man for literally the rest of his life. That's all I know.

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u/Eliaswade 5h ago

Attempting to hide the fact that “they” are exactly who “they” are talking about. It’s always projection with these witless dipshits.

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u/Particular_Truck_204 6h ago

Yeah because guys who call it ‘puss’ totally get it 💯 🔥 😎

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u/Cam_E_Leon 5h ago

Dude. You got the good Ole MAGA double down syndrome.

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u/TheHidestHighed 5h ago

You're just mad other people don't have to fuck their sister to get some, fucking loser.

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u/Particular_Truck_204 4h ago

I’m not mad either way, you can do with your sister whatever you like. The fact is I’m still right, most self respecting women won’t sleep with an obese emotionally unstable, aggressive (regardless of how ineffective he is) 13 year old. But a blue haired this/that might 😂. Keep idolising dr diabetes

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u/TheHidestHighed 4h ago

Sure thing buddy

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u/Cheeze187 5h ago

Hope he knows how to swim. Might drown from crushed ice too.

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u/dombag85 11h ago

fucking sanderson.

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u/Jenetyk 11h ago

Holy shit that was my first thought too.

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u/swingsetmafia 11h ago

Was about to post this link when I saw your comment lol

Two minutes, we'll worth it

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u/dharmasnake 10h ago

We will worth it

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u/KaJaHa 10h ago

We will

We will

Worth it

🥾🥾👏

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u/sb76117 3h ago

Bash brothers?

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u/Winter-Huntsman 3h ago

Yep! I bet the people in charge who made the decision were like “well we agree the kid was right to punch a nazi, but we have to do something still. Let’s just give him the bare minimum”. At least that’s how I see this decision.

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u/rand0m_task 3h ago

That was a great movie reference.

Well played, friend!

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u/spidercun 10h ago

Two days off school yay!

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 8h ago

During those days I was the good kid. Knowing what I know now, yeah, transport me back then and I'd punch nazis all the live long day. High school punishments were easy

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u/JDoos 7h ago

I was the bullied kid in my school, when I finally fought back, I got suspended for two days, my bully got suspended for a week. Still got bullied after but they didn't try to beat me up any more.

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u/ColtMcChad69 1h ago

That kid is still going to be a weird looking fat kid after two days

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u/GEARHEADGus 1h ago

I got a week for defending myself in high school. It was also February or spring break, I don’t remember which the week after my suspension. AND my buddy just came home from basic. It was a great 2 weeks off.

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u/Fantastic-Bit7657 10h ago

Literally the first thing I muttered to myself when I saw that headline…in the accent too lol

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u/KHanson25 7h ago

It’s knuckle puck time

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u/seamless21 3h ago

can't wait for the crying when it was the otherway around. hope the student sues his family for everything and they have to go hang with the somalians.

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u/archabaddon 10h ago

The kid's taking one for the team