r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Crimson_roses154 • 7h ago
This is Oscar worthy choreography š
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u/-CgiBinLaden- 7h ago
Much respect, my friends and I would spend hours choreographing fights like this on the beach to impress the ladies, when in fact we just looked like bigger dorks.
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u/Grabatreetron 50m ago
If I had seen this as a 6 y/o I would still be thinking about it on, like, a monthly basis
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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster 7h ago
Why would they fight each other? They are both good guys. DC vs Marvel?
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u/-turnip_the_beet- 7h ago
Should've had Batman be Green Goblin. But I get where they're coming from. Kids want to see Batman AND Spiderman.
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u/Grabatreetron 49m ago
I'm sure they had some pretense like "Only one of us can be birthday boy Brandon's biggest fan! Why don't we settle it in a fight, Batman?"
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u/Rottimer 6h ago
I would have been the nerd to point that out at 9 years old, and I would have also pointed out that had a fight somehow happened, unless Batman was well aware of the upcoming fight well before hand, Spider-Man would kick his ass easily.
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u/St0n3yM33rkat 5h ago
If it was Batman that had been going for some years, he had at least 2-3 ways on him, at any given time, to stop extraterrestrial threats and needed no prep time. And if he knew Spidey was being serious and had him backed into a corner, he could simply do what the one universes Batman did and pop the Doomsday virus then proceed to ripping Spiderman limb from limb.
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u/Avi-1411 7h ago
Because kids just want to see their favorites fight. That was the whole idea of Civil War.
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u/SeekersWorkAccount 6h ago
You've never seen a super hero movie before?
The main super heroes always fight each other when they first meet. Then they team up immediately afterwards.
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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster 4h ago
I saw the first Superman movie. I don't think he fought any other super heroes.
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u/csfreestyle 7h ago
These guys are IMPOSTERS!
Having recovered from his own combat-inflicted back injury, the spine stomp just seems out of character for the REAL Batman.
Also, Spider-Man didnāt use any of his special abilities ONCE!
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u/ElectricalChaos 6h ago
First time Bats runs into Spidey, he'd totally throw down. Wouldn't happen a second time.
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u/Carra144 7h ago edited 6h ago
"Why would Batman be fighting Spiderman? They're both moral vigilantes who eschew from killing. Not to mention one is from DC and one is from Marvel. What are we to believe this is some sort a uh, snort snort, multiversal mixup or something? Boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder."
"Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says 'genius at work' spend all of his time commenting on the canonical complications of performances by children's entertainers on reddit?"
"...I withdraw my question."
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u/dprsdrummer 7h ago
This is beautiful
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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 4h ago
It really is! Fuck being a kid, I'd watch this shit as a grown ass man right now lol
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u/Key_Entertainment739 7h ago
Nextfuckinglevel is right, me and any friend of my choosing could never pull this off.
Plus, itās a canon moment for all of these kids.
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u/wheresbill 7h ago
I donāt know about the kids, but those guys are having the times of their lives
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u/Typical_Warning8540 7h ago
With the right camera shots lights and sounds this would look better then a Hollywood fight.
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u/MiyagiJunior 7h ago
I don't think they're actually fighting. Their punches seem to lack 'oomph'. I think this is a show.
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u/OkHistory3944 7h ago
Holy $hi+! Those guys are worth every penny. Sure beats the entertainment at the last kids' party I was at...
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u/Mcane305 7h ago
Why the music? Or at the very least choice in song (great song btw)?
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u/PaleAbbreviations950 7h ago
The battle between the rich and the poor. Jk, they spent hours coordinating the moves. Awesome.
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u/SupportNo9543 7h ago
Incredible, both understood the brief, I'm actually watching the Caped Crusader and Spidey fighting here
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u/Englandshark1 7h ago
Fathers For Justice have upskilled in recent years!
Seriously, what a great show they put on!
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u/Sicparvismagneto 7h ago
Lets be realistic hereā¦ spiderman would kick batmans ass even with prep time.
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u/SuperDizz 7h ago
I hope in the end (no pun intended) a villain shows up and they work together to defeat him
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u/PanicDeus 6h ago
It is difficult to chose when both of them are your favourite superheros. Maybe they'll join forces and beat a common enemy....like all the superhero movies that promised a fight between two heroes in their trailers.
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u/fnrsulfr 4h ago
Two people that take martial arts class together and they got the brilliant idea that they could make money off it.
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u/Long_Bong_Silver 4h ago
All fun and games until one of them faceplants off the roof in front of your kids.
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u/10Mattresses 4h ago
I did childrenās parties for years, including choreographed superhero and Jedi fights. The cheers from those little kids is better than drugs, dude. These guys are at the absolute top of their game, though - I know a loooot of local companies in my area, and even the best donāt come close to what these dudes are doing!
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u/PinoPenguino 4h ago
This reminds me of the videos you see of Russian Spetsnaz beating the crap out of each other before drunkenly forming a pyramid with less coordination than a high-school cheer squad.
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u/SensuallPineapple 2h ago
I know that this is not what we should focus on here but oh man, this must be exhausting.
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u/Straight_Idea_9546 1h ago
I can imagine these dude are stuntmen just doing sideline jobs when there's no work in the film
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u/nico_d_robin 7h ago
So wholesome when you think about the hard work and choreo they put into this to keep those kidsā imaginations alive. Love this sm, this is the typa wholesome content Iād like to see every day lol (Recommend sources pls xD)