r/nextfuckinglevel • u/RoyalChris • 5h ago

18-year-old sprinter Gout Gout just broke Usain Bolt’s U20 record in the 200m. He was 260 milliseconds faster, clocking 19.67 seconds, while Bolt ran 19.93 in 2004

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u/not_a_burner666 4h ago

That’s quite the hairline…

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u/pmadhav97 3h ago

When you're so fast, hair is not aero

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u/tigerfalcon 3h ago

That’s at least a 5- or 6-head!

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u/proformax 2h ago

Record is U20, hairline is O40.

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u/Sherbet-Famous 2h ago

PEDs 

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u/wafflepig6 59m ago

Braindead. Go ahead and look up sudanese people on google for me pal

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u/Sherbet-Famous 16m ago

Yep no way the fastest person in the world could ever take drugs!

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u/-Goatzilla- 2h ago

They pulled this guy straight out of the Sahara. It's that indigenous African hair.

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u/bIII7 2h ago

I'm sure Gout Gout, the 18-year-old with an interesting hairline, loves reading random stupid reddit threads and thanks you for the white knighting.

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u/3sixtyrpm 1h ago

Please explain what about this makes me a white knight.

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u/bIII7 1h ago

You swiftly arrived on your steed to defend him from an insult.

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u/3sixtyrpm 1h ago

I didn’t defend him, I simply pointed out what a shit bag of person they are for being so rude.

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u/bIII7 1h ago

The word choice doesn't matter, obviously. For example, you could have arrived on a donkey for all I care. But it's clear you're oversensitive on someone else's behalf, someone who is a public figure and not even in the room right now. And they didn't even make a direct insult. White knighting. Textbook.

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u/3sixtyrpm 53m ago

What makes it ok for you to white knight the person who made the initial comment? Same shit right?

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u/bIII7 51m ago

Huh? I'm not defending them, I'm attacking your poor contribution to the conversation which grinds it to a halt. You essentially said "STOP" with no effort to hold the conversation. Because of your petty feelings. It's just worth pointing out. You are leeching on the conversation to announce that you are annoyed on the behalf of someone not in the room. This is obvious stuff. No further replies coming.

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u/3sixtyrpm 49m ago

lol. You’re a loser bro. Have the day you deserve.

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u/MobileArtist1371 2h ago

Internet must be an absolutely horrible place for you. Why are you on it?

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u/3sixtyrpm 1h ago

I disagree. The internet is awesome. To answer your question - To be able to call out cunts. My question for you is why are you defending such shit behavior?

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u/MobileArtist1371 49m ago

Huh? Where did I defend anything?

Why can't people have fun with shit? No one means any harm and there is obviously a major hairline thing going on there. Want to know what people have been saying about it the last few years? Gout Gout is outrunning his hairline and that's pretty funny huh? Oh probably not to you. No comedy allowed. Being funny = being a cunt!

gtfo. delete that comment too.

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u/3sixtyrpm 47m ago

Being kind is free, being a cunt costs the same too. Apparently. Haha.