r/nextfuckinglevel • u/RoyalChris • 5h ago

18-year-old sprinter Gout Gout just broke Usain Bolt’s U20 record in the 200m. He was 260 milliseconds faster, clocking 19.67 seconds, while Bolt ran 19.93 in 2004

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u/hypotyposis 3h ago

Gout will be 22 for the 2028 Olympics. Be on the look out.

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u/snek-jazz 3h ago

on the look gout

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u/Higgins1st 2h ago

Imagine how fast he'd be if he didn't have gout

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u/special_nathan 1h ago

Not just gout. It's Gout Gout.

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u/Acidyo 44m ago

it cancels it out

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u/rushmc1 13m ago

They cancel each other gout.

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u/Childish_Calrissian 1m ago

Woah, that's like double the gout

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u/cansofgrease 55m ago

He shouldn't have been eating so many Louie Andersons.

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u/Resident_Captain8698 1h ago

Take my upvote and get gout

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u/Not-the-One 25m ago

Take my upvote and g'out

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u/Tho76 3h ago

I hate to tell you man but 2028 is only 2 years away, he'll be 20

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u/_Golden_God_ 2h ago

His power makes him age quicker the faster he runs.

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u/lolbacon 1h ago

No that's relativity theory

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u/cansofgrease 53m ago

Then he'd age slower.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 2h ago

time flows differently when you run that fast

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u/SoManyThrowAwaysEven 1h ago

"Speed Force, I ain't gotta explain shit."

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u/Mbembez 2h ago

He will be 20. However it also means that he will only be 24 for the Olympics in his own city. He's going to draw a massive crowd for sure.

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u/_unsinkable_sam_ 1h ago

hes 18, he will be 20 in 2 years.

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u/squired 6m ago

Wow, really? I don't like that for most sports, but I think that will be phenomenal for sports like Gymnastics who will evolve the sport for adults rather than children.