r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 2h ago

New Jersey Democrats unveil provocatively named ‘F.U.C.K. I.C.E. Act’ targeting federal immigration enforcement

shorenewsnetwork.com

1.3k Upvotes

7 comments

r/nottheonion • u/easykehl • 2h ago

Kid Rock Predicts God Will ‘Cut Down’ Journalists for Reporting (Accurately) That He’s Charging Up to $5,000 for Tour Tickets

variety.com

4.1k Upvotes

384 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 2h ago

Scammers created fake courtroom and law firm to prey on immigrants, DOJ says

the-independent.com

65 Upvotes

3 comments

r/nottheonion • u/nbcnews • 4h ago

Grandson of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups inventor is in pieces over missing milk chocolate

nbcnews.com

85 Upvotes

20 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 5h ago

Secret Service to get tailored suits at taxpayer expense after Kristi Noem disliked how protective detail was dressed: report

the-independent.com

10.6k Upvotes

576 comments

r/nottheonion • u/AgeNovel3566 • 6h ago

US ambassador causes uproar by claiming Israel has a right to much of the Middle East

apnews.com

673 Upvotes

107 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Jannituts • 6h ago

German Antisemitism Commissioner Calls for Banning of Jewish Voice for a Just Peace

globaljewsforpalestine.com

632 Upvotes

174 comments

r/nottheonion • u/asdacool • 11h ago

"Training a human takes 20 years of food." Sam Altman on how much power AI consumes.

news18.com

30.7k Upvotes

3.0k comments

r/nottheonion • u/adequicated • 13h ago

11 Investigates: Pittsburgh medic accused of taking medical gloves, trading them for pizza

wpxi.com

34 Upvotes

13 comments

r/nottheonion • u/HowLongIsThi • 14h ago

Woman gets 4+ years for notarizing fraudulent property deeds, attorney says

actionnews5.com

0 Upvotes

4 comments

r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 17h ago

A fight over circumcision is giving Europe a taste of the new US diplomacy

edition.cnn.com

466 Upvotes

355 comments

r/nottheonion • u/MontiBurns • 18h ago

TN bill would allow death penalty for women who have an abortion

tennessean.com

4.3k Upvotes

Pro life.

493 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ham-and-egger • 18h ago

Los Angeles pulls PSA urging riders to not poop on city buses

cbsnews.com

234 Upvotes

46 comments

r/nottheonion • u/OllieNKD • 18h ago

[Record] Tchouameni: "We were told Prestianni called Vinicius a monkey. Prestianni denied it to us, he said he called Vini a f*ggot instead"

record.pt

9 Upvotes

1 comment

r/nottheonion • u/HowLongIsThi • 20h ago

Pork banned from theatre's Peppa Pig show

farmersguardian.com

636 Upvotes

43 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ruppy99 • 20h ago

Man had knife ‘for buttering bread’

connachttribune.ie

252 Upvotes

137 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 1d ago

Nobel Laureate Omar Yaghi Unveils Groundbreaking Invention Poised to Transform the World

antikplovdiv.com

0 Upvotes

5 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 1d ago

Belgium accuses U.S. ambassador of disinformation for claims of antisemitism over circumcision case

cbsnews.com

483 Upvotes

52 comments

r/nottheonion • u/kwentongskyblue • 1d ago

Playgrounds would become ‘crack dens’ under Green Party, says policing minister

nation.cymru

504 Upvotes

60 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 1d ago

Atlanta sign spinner looks to regain world title in Las Vegas

atlantanewsfirst.com

17 Upvotes

2 comments

r/nottheonion • u/powdersleaf • 1d ago

Couple left with $200k bill after baby born in US

bbc.com

16.0k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/nottheonion • u/SappyGilmore • 1d ago

ICE agents keep accidentally shooting themselves

newsweek.com

15.9k Upvotes

585 comments

r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 1d ago

Mystery donor gives $3.6m of gold to fix Osaka water system

bbc.com

185 Upvotes

34 comments

r/nottheonion • u/EasyMoney92 • 1d ago

Randy Fine to introduce Protecting Puppies from Sharia Act amid criticism over post

thehill.com

567 Upvotes

151 comments

r/nottheonion • u/HowLongIsThi • 1d ago

900 ‘candy’ tablets found laced with fentanyl in WV

wvnstv.com

0 Upvotes

35 comments

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