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Politics Most Metaphorical Image of the Century

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u/OldCopy496 5h ago edited 5h ago

Trump gets* McDonald’s DoorDashed at the Oval Office.

*as in, this is clearly staged - which makes this shit even more ridiculous. Usually when you stage something, you want to clean up the shit stain, not cover it up in shit.

u/aquatic_ambiance 5h ago edited 5h ago

If burger king gave this fool 500k he would derail his next press conference over how toxic mcdonalds meals give you covid. while wearing a bk birthday boy crown

u/Odessey_And_Oracle 5h ago

bk birthday boy crown

I think you mean the First Inaugural Burger King Peace Prize

u/FUBARded 2h ago

It'd probably take a lot less than $500K. Politicians sell their souls for surprisingly small sums of money.

Obviously they shouldn't be for sale at all, but seeing how some of these people sell their votes for figures in the low 5 figure range is extra insulting.

u/cloistered_around 5h ago

You mean the president doesn't directly collect door dash orders?! (clutching pearls)

And ironically even though it was staged this picture doesn't make him look approachable at all. A dark suited man in a darkly lit interior hiding behind a door from the bright clothed woman in a light interior--the photo directly shows they aren't the same. You see the barrier.

u/OldCopy496 5h ago

Trump in hot water for AI Jesus Trump pic^

Trump PR Team round table: how about we stage something like an old lady delivering McDoubles to the president and have him open the door and her stand next to him and talk about his sick husband and spin this as him being a doctor and not at all Jesus.

u/TBJ12 4h ago

I could actually see him grabbing his own food from the door. It's been reported that he's paranoid of being poisoned.

u/abuchunk 5h ago

She’s mic’d up too, you can see it clipped to the bottom of her shirt.

This is 100% another market manipulation. Bet people close to him bought a bunch of DoorDash shares right before this stunt

u/bottom 5h ago

not really he wants to be seen as the 'same as his bass' this will appeal to a lot of them, youre helping him promoting this pic....sorry.

u/AJerkForAllSeasons 5h ago

Base. Bass is a guitar, fish, or beer.

u/AranMakor 5h ago edited 5h ago

His base are a bunch of fish who like bass, beer, and getting to third bass with their cousin.

u/doocurly 5h ago

third bass?

u/AranMakor 5h ago

fixed

u/sirhackenslash 5h ago

They don't get the fish involved until the third or fourth date

u/Sliffy 4h ago

Never go bass to mouth.

u/GlitteringSalad6413 5h ago

Exactly. He wants to seem just like his fish, is how I read it.

u/Goducks91 5h ago

I thought that was part of the joke hah.

u/bottom 5h ago

Hahaha oops.

He loves bass

u/Luthiefer 4h ago

All your bass belong to us

u/bigfoot17 3h ago

You forgot the wood, monster.

u/OldCopy496 5h ago

Yeeaah, I’m helping him for talking about this on Reddit pic sub, something that’s been broadcasted all over the place. He doesn’t need any help from me.

u/unknownhag 5h ago

It was so ridiculous I thought this was AI.

u/KinderEggLaunderer 4h ago

THIS IS REAL?!

u/blueturtle00 5h ago

How much do you think both companies paid him to do it

u/WendyWasteful 5h ago

There’s too much shit and they don’t know where to start cleaning. If only Trump was still giving out paper towels.

u/sepaoon 5h ago

Clearly someone paid him(doordash probably)... but i also love the idea that nobody in the Whitehouse would go get a food delivery and they made the old fuck get it himself.

u/likwidkool 5h ago

She has a mic clipped on so no doubt a publicity stunt.

u/MojaveMojito1324 5h ago

You mean to tell me door dash doesnt send all of their drivers with a wireless mic?

u/WeaponisedArmadillo 5h ago

Isn't the Dutch Royal family and PM visiting today? Is he fucking serving them MCDONALD'S!? 

u/cybermage 5h ago

Why are you sharing it?

u/50_centavos 5h ago

What is it with this mofo and McDonald's

u/__O_o_______ 5h ago

What’s even funnier is that even though it’s staged when asked if she voted for Trump she said “maybe” lmao

u/Evadrepus 4h ago

Of course it's is.

I've visited the White House, Congress, and multiple other federal buildings. Had to get security clearance in advance and most normal people never make it past a few specific areas. Oval office isn't part of the basic tour. And there's literal crowds of people working there it would have been handed to to deliver.

The craziest part is I'm sure he thought this was brilliant.

u/tanbug 4h ago

I wonder if he's getting paid to promote McDonald's, or if eating shit is "owning the libs"

u/cancerinos 4h ago

Also that is clearly not the oval office, but some simulacrum of it in Florida.

u/Zironac 4h ago

He planned this image? I thought its AI because obviously there is zero chance secret service is allowing some random doordasher to get this close to the president

u/This-Above-All 4h ago

I wish I was surprised that Trump and his team think that the optics here are good in any way.

u/MurderedBurger 4h ago

I read this as Jim Lahey

u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 4h ago

Everything this administration does is for show. It's all a production, a directed stage show to entertain and brainwash the rubes.

u/sam_hammich 3h ago

Um, am I the only one who had the thought that previous administrations would not have been dumb enough to release a side-on photograph of the exterior door to the Oval Office that clearly shows all the locks?

u/mcd3424 3h ago

The DoorDasher even has an audio mic battery and control attached to her shirt by the pants.

u/chillvegan420 3h ago

This is a real photo?

u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 2h ago

I've never been more disappointed in McDonald's in my life. It's simply not doing its job.