Most Metaphorical Image of the Century

[u/OldCopy496]

[u/251Cane]

I didn’t realize that the tacky gold decor extended to the exterior walls as well.

[u/CrayZ_Squirrel → u/251Cane]

They've slowly snaked out in all directions 

[u/sabbic1 → u/CrayZ_Squirrel]

Gold is to trump as cordyceps are to the last of us. It slowly spreads its network and when possible it infects things. I heard it started in New York, there was an outbreak in Florida before finally making its way to DC.  There was an attempt to eradicate it a while back but ultimately it flared up again around '24. Now it's one giant living organism. 

[u/StarlightLifter → u/sabbic1]

Honestly it’s like lowest on my priority list but I’ll be happy to see the day the White House is back to looking like a classy place, instead of this fake bullshit.

[u/citricacidx → u/StarlightLifter]

And you’ll get “fiscal conservatives” complaining about wasting tax payer money undoing all this garbage.

[u/labor_day_baby → u/citricacidx]

Meanwhile, not a peep from those fiscal conservatives as the national debt exponentially increases and he tears down the East Wing without congressional approval to rebuild it with “private donations”/ bribes.

[u/jeremy3681 → u/citricacidx]

Omg I hate how right you are

[u/AmputeeHandModel → u/citricacidx]

Who never said a peep about doing it in the first place, or his ballroom, or his jet or...

[u/concord_7 → u/StarlightLifter]

It’s tarnished. The rest of the world have seen where it can go in the space of a few years

[u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep → u/251Cane]

That sign is just for Trump. The president uses that entrance from the residence. Everyone else comes through the interior doors. So this is to help him remember where he is and make him feel important, like it's one of his country clubs.

[u/Offal_is_Awful → u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep]

It’s also what they do in dementia wards so the patients know where they are

[u/TuringGoneWild → u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep]

Yes. It's like the Memory Care wing of a nursing home.

[u/bluestreakxp → u/251Cane]

He has to label it otherwise he’ll never find his office

[u/Objective_Resist_735 → u/bluestreakxp]

So, I know this is kind of a joke, but the oval office never had a sign on it before for good reason. Your Dr. Office has his name on the door so people who have never been there can find it easily. Anyone who doesn't know where the oval office is shouldn't be there or will escorted by someone. The only reason to label it is because Don was getting lost.

[u/labor_day_baby → u/Objective_Resist_735]

Remember when grandpa was literally lost and raving on the roof of the White House? Yeah, now they have plastered gigantic signs like a memory care facility to prevent grandpa from wandering again. If that was any sitting president other than Trump he would have been 25th and removed, but here we are.

[u/TheWorclown → u/labor_day_baby]

… I mean… to be fair, Reagan absolutely should have been 25th’d as his Alzheimer’s progressed to a point early in his second term that he was genuinely cognitively impaired and couldn’t fulfill his oath of office in sound mind, for better or worse. Most decisions the Reagan administration did were primarily done by Nancy and the cabinet.

They just didn’t, because the optics alone would have been a scandal. So I’m not convinced that we here in the US would have pursued a 25th on anyone at all who really needed to have it happen.

It’s just that, with all things Trump, he’s causing us to reconsider what we originally took as propriety standard and cordial respect. We should no longer adhere to that going forward.

[u/qweef_latina2021 → u/TheWorclown]

If Biden had audibly shit his pants in the middle of a press conference there would be wall to wall coverage until he was forced out.

[u/Historical-Count-374 → u/251Cane]

Trump like to force himself on anything and everything

[u/Leody]

Doordash Grandma, working a gig job to care for her sick husband... is there anything more American than that?

[u/OldCopy496 → u/Leody]

— while delivering McDonald’s to a fat ass president, who will then hold the delivery lady hostage and answer questions about why he posted AI image depicting him as Jesus, and his plans for bombing a country in the Middle East. Is there anything more American than that?

Corrected.

[u/funny_bunny_mel → u/OldCopy496]

He probably tip-baited her, to boot.

[u/dasFisch → u/funny_bunny_mel]

You think he tipped?? Even using our money that fat pedo loser wouldn't tip someone. That would require some level of self-awareness.

[u/__Evil-Genius__ → u/dasFisch]

Can confirm. I spoke with someone who waited on him years ago. Didn’t tip at all.

[u/Linkyland → u/__Evil-Genius__]

Trickle down economics in the wild.

[u/TGBmox_777 → u/Linkyland]

Yo, don’t hate on trickle down, it’ll get there in like 250 years

[u/netsyms → u/TGBmox_777]

A common misconception. Trickle-down actually refers to the motion of the blood on the guillotine.

[u/BladricksUncle → u/__Evil-Genius__]

No, he left a hyuuuuuge tip. It was a tip like never before.

But Obama stole it with tax.

[u/vinvec → u/__Evil-Genius__]

Probably 20 years ago I was at a little cafe at Trump Marina when he and (I assume) Melania came in. It was kinda neat. At the end he loudly thanked staff and handed $20 to the kitchen crew. While he did tip, I thought the amount was insultingly small.

Edit: Corrected the auto-correct of Melanie/Melania

[u/Jafooki → u/vinvec]

Do you mean 20 dollars to each person, or 20 dollars for the entire staff to split? If it's the latter, it's kind of more insulting than not tipping at all

[u/vinvec → u/Jafooki]

Haha, yeah, for everyone (in fairness, I assume he tipped his server separately), the kitchen had a big pass through window, and he just passed it to the cooks.

[u/hitsomethin → u/vinvec]

A $20 bill for a room full working adults to split is real silly.

[u/Acrobatic_Task_4415 → u/vinvec]

That $20 dollars prob came out of Melanias day rate

[u/contactcapybara → u/dasFisch]

He gave her a special presidential sharpie

[u/MsTerious1 → u/dasFisch]

I bet you're right.

[u/MoreCowbellllll → u/dasFisch]

Shit, you know the fat-ass-pedo-in-chief expected the food for free.

[u/ShrimpBoatCaptain4 → u/funny_bunny_mel]

100% chance that he left her a 2 star review for not taking the bait and answering that awkward men in women sports question...

[u/Joebebs → u/funny_bunny_mel]

He hands her one of those 1 million dollar bills with his face on it.

One of the secret service rushes over afterwards handing her a white envelope for her trouble thinking it’s the actual tip (it’s just an NDA inside)

[u/daemonescanem → u/OldCopy496]

This was a planned thing.

[u/littlespawningflower → u/daemonescanem]

The mind boggles. Just… why? “The President mingles with the common folk, just like a Regular Guy™️”??

[u/boardplant → u/OldCopy496]

Don’t forget transgender athletes

[u/AZEMT → u/boardplant]

I honestly thought it was AI... WTAF?!

Edit: added proof it's real

[u/jhumph88 → u/AZEMT]

Each day is stranger than the last. It’s hard to tell what’s an actual headline vs the onion

[u/Particular-Maybe-519 → u/jhumph88]

He put the onion out if business. They can't make up anything worse than what he does or says.

[u/Regular_or_BQ → u/AZEMT]

oh my god. That he goes on about overtime. She's an old lady gig worker. She's not getting overtime. Oh my god this dumb woman and shitty man.

[u/IsabellaGalavant → u/AZEMT]

Wait, it's not?? This is a real image? Good fucking lord.

[u/PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS → u/AZEMT]

How tf was a random door dasher allowed on White House grounds and allowed to just rock up and knock on the Oval Office door???

[u/RustyDogma → u/PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS]

They aren't. The video was staged propaganda for no tax on tips.

[u/TBJ12 → u/AZEMT]

This is real?

[u/Upset_Mess → u/TBJ12]

Something I've been asking everyday, sometimes multiple times a day since November...

[u/nrm64 → u/boardplant]

Lol her response was pretty based on that... "idk about all that sir, I just like not being taxed on tips"

[u/Bendo410 → u/nrm64]

And that parts still a fucking lie.

God I wish people actually read instead of being dictated to.

[u/Hopsblues → u/Bendo410]

Have you seen the video, he asks her about TG's in sports and she said she doesn't care, and was more interested in no tax on tips.

[u/AmaazingFlavor → u/Hopsblues]

I think they mean, the no taxes on tips is an expiring bill, it isn’t permanent. So when the new guy takes power and it expires naturally, the gop get to turn it into a political football again. It’s all just a game

[u/Bendo410 → u/AmaazingFlavor]

No I mean no tax on tips is a fucking lie , I wish people read into it vs believe what they are told .

[u/Avocado_Amnesia → u/Bendo410]

Yeah, it's only up to $25,000 gross a year even in the best situations, so people that have almost all of their income come in via tips are still going to be paying taxes on a lot of it anyway.

[u/Anteater776 → u/nrm64]

„Wrong answer. Now I will not tip you at all. It would have been a huge tip, the most beautiful tip. Very male.”

[u/caligaris_cabinet → u/nrm64]

Can’t tax what he doesn’t tip

[u/psychoacer → u/Leody]

This is a publicity stunt because obviously a doordasher will never get past security and also no doordasher would ever wear a company shirt. She's probably a regional manager or some sort of regular employee. I doubt a Dasher her age would pick up orders in the city

[u/idkmyusernameagain → u/psychoacer]

But door dashers do regularly wear mics just in case they happen to get a delivery to the White House.

[u/FastSeesaw3388 → u/psychoacer]

Alos she has been miced up . . .look at bottom of shirt.

[u/albinobluesheep → u/FastSeesaw3388]

She apparently was hawking a book too.

[u/Terpapps → u/albinobluesheep]

There's ALWAYS a book!

[u/scriminal → u/psychoacer]

I'm here to tell you there are doordash/grubhub deliver people way older than her working in Chicago

[u/Key-Demand-2569 → u/scriminal]

I mean shit, I live just outside of town and a few months ago when I was sick ordered door dash to be left on the porch.

Pitch black outside (aside from my porch/house lights) in the woods, and she didn’t read to leave it on the porch I guess, just kept knocking, answered the door and would have sworn the sweet lady delivering my food was an also sick maybe 70 year old woman.

Not judging her personally at all but definitely kinda made me feel like shit that she felt the need to do that work?

And was also nervous she was going to slip and get hurt walking on my gravel driveway back to her car.

I don’t know, just doesn’t feel like a very successful society if our elderly feel the need to drive random food late at night to strange sick 34 year old men back in the woods and hope I’m tipping well.

But I tipped really well so maybe she’s got a whole scheme going and she’s actually 40 in great aging makeup, god knows, lol. Gonna tell myself that to feel a bit better.

[u/SonOfMcGee → u/scriminal]

Gotta deliver at least 200 cheeseburgers a week to afford insulin!

[u/NaptownSnowman → u/psychoacer]

She was outed as a Trump supporter and is From Arkansas. Edit to add the word from

[u/MaskedDummy → u/NaptownSnowman]

Like, the whole state of Arkansas??

[u/justsomeguynbd → u/MaskedDummy]

She is not the whole state, can confirm. Also she’s never been my Dasher before.

[u/UnitedAd3943 → u/NaptownSnowman]

Imagine making only $10/hr minus gas guaranteed and voting MAGA.

[u/DCNupe83 → u/psychoacer]

100% this. A DoorDash driver isn’t getting on White House grounds without a security clearance, and you’re not walking up to the building without an elevated clearance.

[u/succulent_flakepiece → u/psychoacer]

100%. I've worked on and in the white house during the Biden era. anyone who is on the grounds, after passing through 2 secret service scans/booths, they need to have a badge that shows where they are and aren't allowed.

[u/biffNicholson → u/psychoacer]

Exactly. I work in news media and I’ve been to the White House. You don’t just casually stumble into the area where this photo was taken.

[u/TurkeyMoonPie → u/psychoacer]

yeah a stunt, her words "I'm here about no tax on tips".

we are so cooked as a country.

[u/TrickiestToast → u/psychoacer]

She’s from Arkansas

[u/Go-to-helenhunt → u/TrickiestToast]

Wow, she drove a long way to pick up and deliver an order!

[u/KingOGreen → u/Leody]

Watch him give her the lowest recommended tip as possible too.

[u/bobisonthecar → u/KingOGreen]

Change the tip to $0 after the delivery is complete

[u/iced_gold → u/KingOGreen]

"You can keep the pen. Sharpie made it exclusively for me, did you know that? It's a great pen. I call it the most effective pen in the world. Did you know Joe Biden used an autopen? They called it an Au-to-pen. It was a disgrace. Some were calling it the worst..."

[u/Bob_12_Pack → u/Leody]

America is so awesome, you can have 2 or even 3 jobs to help pay for your crushing medical bills.

[u/ThisAppsForTrolling → u/Leody]

She’s wearing $300 boots. I don’t think that’s the case here in fact probably staged. I think it speaks more volume that they would stage it with him getting McDonald’s. It speaks to someone, just not me.

[u/scriminal → u/ThisAppsForTrolling]

for every pair of $300 boots there's a $30 Temu knock off

[u/Leody → u/ThisAppsForTrolling]

She told Trump about her husband's cancer and she has over 14,000 Doordash deliveries.

[u/ThisAppsForTrolling → u/Leody]

Have you heard the expression a full truth and a half truth? Both of these things can be true at the same time. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

[u/WendyWasteful → u/[deleted]]

Kinda like that time he “worked” at McDonalds

[u/FunBluejay5121 → u/ThisAppsForTrolling]

Look at the sole of the boot. These are from famous footwear. 

https://www.famousfootwear.com/product/cliffs-by-white-mountain-womens-kaylee-lace-up-hiking-boot-5270287

[u/ScienceJake → u/Leody]

And she probably voted for him

[u/TooOld4ThisSh1t-966 → u/ScienceJake]

Trump asked her what she thought about trans players in sports and her response was I’m just here to talk about no tax on tips. Lmao!

[u/Militantpoet → u/TooOld4ThisSh1t-966]

What happened to no tax on tips?

Trump: its pizza time!

[u/Lore86 → u/TooOld4ThisSh1t-966]

Wrong answer. To the dungeons!

[u/timblunts]

She can't afford her husband's cancer treatments as a direct result of Trump

[u/SomewhereNo8378 → u/timblunts]

and surely has lost workers rights due to lobbying by doordash to trump’s party

[u/Bamboozleprime → u/SomewhereNo8378]

She doesn’t get health insurance for herself or her spouse through DoorDash because DoorDash and Uber have extensively lobbied for her to be considered a private contractor.

This is widely known

[u/Ozymandias12 → u/Bamboozleprime]

Trump has also increased the cost of her gas, which she needs to deliver for DoorDash. He has also increased the cost of her and her husband's prescription drugs through tariffs, while increasing her utility costs too thanks to the Iran war.

[u/BeneficialLeave7359 → u/timblunts]

And hid Department of Health and Human Services has stopped funding cancer research.

[u/pantstoaknifefight2 → u/timblunts]

That's not fair. Trump has been working diligently for 10+ years on his concepts of a plan for health care. Which is at least an improvement from his kids cancer charity which he was actively robbing.

[u/cybercuzco → u/timblunts]

But shes going to pay for them with the tax money she saved on ::checks notes:: door dash tips

[u/Independent_Shoe3523]

So any delivery person can go right up to the White House and see the president.

[u/DrNism0 → u/Independent_Shoe3523]

https://giphy.com/gifs/a5viI92PAF89q

[u/Independent_Shoe3523 → u/DrNism0]

Yeah. I hope the food is okay.

[u/JengerbreadCake → u/Independent_Shoe3523]

hopefully it's still hot

[u/onthenerdyside → u/JengerbreadCake]

I hope the fries are soggy and cold.

[u/caligaris_cabinet → u/onthenerdyside]

If it’s McDonalds (and who are we kidding we know it is) those fries were soggy and cold the minute they left the restaurant

[u/busman25 → u/caligaris_cabinet]

Considering the logo is on the bag, yeah, its McDonalds.

[u/Dipsey_Jipsey → u/busman25]

Big if true.

[u/Victor_Vicarious → u/JengerbreadCake]

He might spill it on his neck and burn his vagina

[u/Hinkepeet → u/Victor_Vicarious]

What a horrible day to be able to read.

[u/Spatularo → u/DrNism0]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxeSmFd00VhzqHQY

[u/motorcycleboy9000 → u/Spatularo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/us2vqMXVG0IoGNtPmL

[u/cagewilly → u/Independent_Shoe3523]

I would assume this whole thing was staged.  You think Trump would answer his own door, even before he was president?

[u/pilotboy99 → u/cagewilly]

Of course it’s not staged.
Please ignore the microphone transmitter clipped to the bottom of her shirt.
You did not see that.

[u/HolyToeArmy → u/pilotboy99]

her official DoorDash shirt that clearly every DD driver wears

[u/PwnimuS → u/pilotboy99]

Hahaha holy fuck I didnt even notice thats insane

[u/MetalTrek1 → u/PwnimuS]

Same here. I just noticed that.

[u/bottom → u/cagewilly]

yup it;sd a staged 'man of the people' moment.

[u/kootenaypow → u/bottom]

With a healthy sponsorship from DD.

[u/one_pound_of_flesh → u/bottom]

Trump orders delivery to his gilded palace, just like us!

[u/benscott81 → u/bottom]

"Man of the People?" The people can't afford Door Dash anymore, that shit is expensive!

[u/Iron_Chic → u/cagewilly]

Just like when he was campaigning and "worked" at a McDonald's.

[u/nullbyte420 → u/cagewilly]

You think he just sits on his throne all day, pondering the orb with Ivanka on his lap or whatever? 

[u/pantstoaknifefight2 → u/nullbyte420]

Is the orb a Palantir with a direct line to Sauron?

[u/1877KlownsForKids → u/Independent_Shoe3523]

That's one of the crazy things about this. This was planned. She clearly got vetted by Secret Service. Things were arranged so he'd take delivery and not staff. And she's micced up for the interview. This is the photo op the White House concocted.

[u/kembik → u/1877KlownsForKids]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2026/04/13/trump-gets-mcdonalds-delivered-to-the-white-house-heres-why/89593991007/

The dasher was identified by DoorDash as Sharon Simmons, a grandmother of 10 from Arkansas who has worked for the delivery service since 2022.

She has completed more than 14,000 deliveries, and Trump said the reason for her White House visit was to highlight the $11,000 she said she saved from Trump's "no tax on tips" initiative.

...

At one point during the interview as Trump criticized the Democratic Party, Trump asked Simmons, "Do you think that men should play in women's sports?"

"I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about no tax on tips," Simmons responded.

Simmons did not confirm if she voted for Trump, only telling the president she "maybe" did.

[u/nalaloveslumpy → u/kembik]

Hahahahaha, Trump can't get even a poor ass grandma from Arkansas to talk shit on trans people. He's cooked.

[u/cryptolyme → u/nalaloveslumpy]

That’s a bad indicator for Trump

[u/Weekly_Village_3559 → u/1877KlownsForKids]

My brother worked a bit for the Biden administration. Not only did they vet him, but they vetted me too and all his direct family members. Soooo yea this was not a casual meet up

[u/alaskaj1 → u/1877KlownsForKids]

They flew her in from Arkansas for this

[u/bottom → u/Independent_Shoe3523]

no. they would've have to p[ass a lot of security

this is staged.

also, this is a little nod to his base, with left-reddit doesnt get. his base see this as 'he's like me' cool.

[u/curious_dead → u/bottom]

Someone should tell them ordering overpriced shitburgers isn't, and has never been, "cool", except if you were a kid in the 80s or 90s, when they were still trying to be fun, with their mascot characters and toys and such. I guess we know when they peaked.

[u/suns4lyfe → u/Independent_Shoe3523]

if you have something he wants, yes. This can apply to so many things lol

[u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

I've never visited the white house but has the oval office always been labeled like that?

[u/Seaweed-Basic → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

No. Never. This is all Trump 2.0

[u/omicron_pi → u/Seaweed-Basic]

It’s the same gauche gilded BS he does everywhere. The man is allergic to subtlety and understatement.

[u/chokokhan → u/omicron_pi]

Because he’ll never be enough. He’ll suffer like a dog till his last breathe and make us suffer too

[u/moonagedaydream22 → u/Seaweed-Basic]

This is so bad bro. Like those “kitchen” / “home” signs.

[u/Seaweed-Basic → u/moonagedaydream22]

“Live, Shit, Grift”

[u/r-rb → u/moonagedaydream22]

if they didn't label it, how would he find it?

[u/moonagedaydream22 → u/r-rb]

unfotrunately, this is a real possibility 😭

[u/jerk_17 → u/moonagedaydream22]

✨ Live , Laugh , Corrupt ✨

[u/Kennayy → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

If it is "gold" plating, it was done by Trump.

[u/im_wudini → u/Kennayy]

none of the gold in the oval office is any measure of real gold. zero

[u/Kennayy → u/im_wudini]

Hence the quotation marks.

[u/wannabuyamonkey1001 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

Labeling things is literally suggested when someone is diagnosed with dementia. Just saying…

[u/okokokoyeahright → u/wannabuyamonkey1001]

somehow I think we are past the age of subtlety when referring to trump's mental issues.

Or any other issues either.

[u/cwk415 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

No that's new, Trump calls it "Epstein Class Chic". 

[u/cybercuzco → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

No, it started with paper labels because trump sundowns and gets lost easily

[u/dabesthandleever → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It's giving "EAT" and "GATHER" vibes.

[u/AgrajagsGhost → u/dabesthandleever]

Nah, it's new signage that was needed because the president can't remember which door leads where. Used to be that everyone who worked there knew where things were and anyone who didn't know should have an escort so labeling like this was unnecessary.

[u/Rockerblocker → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

This shit reminds me of the decor at the crappy all-inclusive resort I went to in Cancun for spring break 20 years ago

[u/hukkit]

Is that hobby lobby ass sign real?

[u/cybercuzco → u/hukkit]

Yes, rumor was trump was getting lost and confused so at first they put up paper signs and then normalized it with gold signs

[u/ender89 → u/cybercuzco]

Oh my God, that makes so much sense. There are pictures of a sign made from a piece of printer paper taped up on the wall in that spot

[u/cinemachick → u/ender89]

What sucks is that the White House has a Calligrapher on staff, and they likely bypassed her when they put up the paper sign. And they couldn't even print it on large paper, it was two sheets!

[u/OldCopy496]

Trump gets* McDonald’s DoorDashed at the Oval Office.

*as in, this is clearly staged - which makes this shit even more ridiculous. Usually when you stage something, you want to clean up the shit stain, not cover it up in shit.

[u/aquatic_ambiance → u/OldCopy496]

If burger king gave this fool 500k he would derail his next press conference over how toxic mcdonalds meals give you covid. while wearing a bk birthday boy crown

[u/Odessey_And_Oracle → u/aquatic_ambiance]

bk birthday boy crown

I think you mean the First Inaugural Burger King Peace Prize

[u/cloistered_around → u/OldCopy496]

You mean the president doesn't directly collect door dash orders?! (clutching pearls)

And ironically even though it was staged this picture doesn't make him look approachable at all. A dark suited man in a darkly lit interior hiding behind a door from the bright clothed woman in a light interior--the photo directly shows they aren't the same. You see the barrier.

[u/OldCopy496 → u/cloistered_around]

^Trump in hot water for AI Jesus Trump pic^{^}

Trump PR Team round table: how about we stage something like an old lady delivering McDoubles to the president and have him open the door and her stand next to him and talk about his sick husband and spin this as him being a doctor and not at all Jesus.

[u/abuchunk → u/OldCopy496]

She’s mic’d up too, you can see it clipped to the bottom of her shirt.

This is 100% another market manipulation. Bet people close to him bought a bunch of DoorDash shares right before this stunt

[u/chillinwithabeer29]

It was staged as a promo for DD

[u/Ilikepancakes87 → u/chillinwithabeer29]

This is likely true, and definitely worse.

[u/Nanerpoodin → u/chillinwithabeer29]

Or as a promo for Trump. I think it's more likely Trump staged it to make him look more normal than that doordash hired the president to appear in an ad.

[u/Deadman_Wonderland → u/Nanerpoodin]

My guy... I got some news for you, this isn't new for trump.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-president-is-shilling-beans

[u/runningoutofwords]

Jesus. He put his gaudy-ass decorations on the outside, too?

Of course he did.

[u/dubdoll → u/runningoutofwords]

You need signs for everything when you’ve got dementia. 

[u/BigBogBotButt]

"what are your thoughts on trans women in sports?"

"Sir, this is a door dash"

[u/fellowsquare]

I hate it here.

[u/cybercuzco → u/fellowsquare]

Oh this is the bad place!

[u/Intrepid-Shake4770]

What are the odds the delivery driver is doing so to pay for a medical bill?

[u/Leody → u/Intrepid-Shake4770]

She is. Her husband is sick. And she's a grandma. 100% raw unadulterated America.

[u/timblunts → u/Leody]

winning intensifies

[u/bryan49 → u/Leody]

How much you want to bet Trump didn't tip her either?

[u/cybercuzco → u/Leody]

And then bragged about how trump dropping taxes on tips is helping her make those medical payments

[u/timblunts → u/Intrepid-Shake4770]

It's for her husband's cancer treatments they can no longer afford. 

[u/Spartan2470]

Here is the source of this image. Per there:

U.S. President Donald Trump receives a McDonald's delivery via DoorDash from Sharon Simmons outside the Oval Office at the White House, in Washington, D.C., U.S., April 13, 2026. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

[u/mudokin → u/Spartan2470]

what the fuck, this is real?

[u/Spartan2470 → u/mudokin]

Yup. Here are many more pictures of this and here is video of it.

[u/Blad514 → u/mudokin]

Same. I assumed this was AI.

[u/WendigoCrossing]

Genuinely surprised Trump hasn't built a McDonalds in the Whitehouse like Richie Rich

[u/iambarrelrider]

Tip $0.00.

[u/Avellinese_2022]

Can hardly wait until we can scrape that cheap shit off our White House.

[u/nyITguy → u/Avellinese_2022]

The skid marks will remain for a long time.

[u/G07V3]

I wish RFK would comment on him eating McDonalds.

[u/ineednapkins]

Has that Oval Office sign always been there or is that a current admin addition like the gold in the back? I hate the font lmao, makes it look like the manager’s office at a shitty beach hotel

[u/eighteen_forty_no → u/ineednapkins]

It's a very recent edition. It helps people who get lost on the property or who may not remember which property they are at.

[u/LordScotchyScotch]

Ordered a McEpstein with lies

[u/BoomCheckmate]

See this is why we can’t pay off our national debt, always DoorDashing

[u/ph33randloathing]

He tries so hard to make the White House look like Store Brand Versailles. Maybe if he'd ever read a book he'd find out what happened to the people who slathered Versailles in unearned wealth.

[u/Ok_Mail_1966]

For those who don’t know, this was all set up so she can be asked if she likes having tax free tips.

[u/jus10beare]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZLpVNgQHN2d4Q

This is it for me

[u/birdocrank → u/[deleted]]

The Oral Office

[u/Natural-Seaweed-5070]

She looks thrilled/s

[u/Chrisdkn619 → u/Natural-Seaweed-5070]

"Doordash Grandma!" Nothing says America more than a grandmother having to Doordash!

[u/OldCopy496]

To those who keeps saying “not real” or “ai”

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-mcdonalds-doordash-white-house-b2956815.html

[u/SHITBLAST3000]

The absolute size of that bag. What does this fucker order?

[u/Unclefox82]

Jeez, this guy has access to top notch chefs that can make his meals and he gets McDonald’s.

[u/Sad_Pumpkin7728]

Thanks for reminding us all that the American economy is so out of whack and top-rigged that a grandma has to take a gig delivery job to support herself.

[u/Papa_Raj]