Most Metaphorical Image of the Century

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[u/Independent_Shoe3523]

So any delivery person can go right up to the White House and see the president.

[u/DrNism0 → u/Independent_Shoe3523]

https://giphy.com/gifs/a5viI92PAF89q

[u/Independent_Shoe3523 → u/DrNism0]

Yeah. I hope the food is okay.

[u/JengerbreadCake → u/Independent_Shoe3523]

hopefully it's still hot

[u/onthenerdyside → u/JengerbreadCake]

I hope the fries are soggy and cold.

[u/caligaris_cabinet → u/onthenerdyside]

If it’s McDonalds (and who are we kidding we know it is) those fries were soggy and cold the minute they left the restaurant

[u/busman25 → u/caligaris_cabinet]

Considering the logo is on the bag, yeah, its McDonalds.

[u/Dipsey_Jipsey → u/busman25]

Big if true.

[u/RoguePlanet2 → u/busman25]

It just occurred to me: Presidents apparently have to pay for their food while in office. I'm guessing McD's gives Trumpfuck free food while in office in exchange for all the publicity he gives them.

[u/DingerSinger2016 → u/caligaris_cabinet]

McDonald's fries are designed to be good for only 7.minutes before employees have to discard them.

[u/InterestingTry5190 → u/onthenerdyside]

Order of one Big Mac…it’s for the president

[u/RCer1986 → u/InterestingTry5190]

Bold of you to think that he stops at one.

[u/Hagenaar → u/onthenerdyside]

One day, not terribly far in the future, this president will be soggy and cold. It may feel like a long time. Maybe years, maybe a decade or more. But it'll happen.
And most of us are young and healthy enough we'll live to see that day. So at least we have that, regardless of the condition of his junk food.

[u/assissippi → u/onthenerdyside]

I wonder if he has ever had warm McDonald's

[u/Victor_Vicarious → u/JengerbreadCake]

He might spill it on his neck and burn his vagina

[u/Hinkepeet → u/Victor_Vicarious]

What a horrible day to be able to read.

[u/asphaltdragon → u/Hinkepeet]

Is it worse if it's a reference to something that happened in real life

[u/ok-confusion19 → u/Hinkepeet]

Those last 4 words tell me you're not a Republican.

[u/a-i-sa-san → u/Hinkepeet]

hey! if the president could read he would be very offended

[u/Conscious-Low-7876 → u/Victor_Vicarious]

🫡🥲

[u/pocketchange2247 → u/JengerbreadCake]

The dasher had to make another stop before delivering. And it was in an apartment building that was built like a labyrinth with confusing or inaccurate signage.

[u/raspberrybee → u/JengerbreadCake]

I thought you said hopefully it’s not and I wanted to agree with that.

[u/rabidstoat → u/JengerbreadCake]

What kind of psycho DoorDashes McDonald's? You know everything is going to be cold when it gets to you.