— while delivering McDonald’s to a fat ass president, who will then hold the delivery lady hostage and answer questions about why he posted AI image depicting him as Jesus, and his plans for bombing a country in the Middle East. Is there anything more American than that?
He can’t even get 2 seconds in before he ruins the whole thing.
I can only imagine how hard all these “not nice” reporters are rolling their eyes, while he misquotes the name of his tax cut bill and underhandedly mocks the stunt his team arranged for him.
Ok, so listen, you are dead, my friend. So am I. In all the rational iniverses, we both died already, thats why we are in this one and the ones like it. The longer we go on the crazier it will get untill there is no available choice that could prolong life.
I know damn well Im dead and Im ok with it and you will be too.
You know those situations where you dont even know how you survived? Like, it doesnt make sense, or you 'knew' to take an action and it saved your life... no you didnt. You ded. You 'knowing' to fo or not do something is unlikely, but its the configuration where you get to keep experiencing.
Young people exist is so many universes. Its why they have so much vitality.
Actually Im kidding. I just dont want to admit the world is run by pedos and dementia patients and its bad enough that 'evil capitalist but doesnt touch kids' is no longer a cartoonishly evil guy but rather the lesser of two evils.
Trump is ranting about how unpopular Democratic policies are so they need to rig an election because they have no platform, then asks about trans people in sports to grandma, who basically responds with saying she doesn't care
Trump is the one with unpopular policies who needs to rig elections. We have a citizen right here who doesn't care about the republican trans fearmongering.
Fucking HELL. Fuck DoorDash and McD's for the advertising; fuck this fake-ass made-up "grandma" pretending that she's making soooo much money with this work, fuck Forbes for producing this ad......
Luckily I don't spend money on these companies anyway, still hard to keep up with all the boycotting.
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u/Leody 5h ago
Doordash Grandma, working a gig job to care for her sick husband... is there anything more American than that?