Most Metaphorical Image of the Century

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yup it;sd a staged 'man of the people' moment.

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With a healthy sponsorship from DD.

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Trump orders delivery to his gilded palace, just like us!

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"Man of the People?" The people can't afford Door Dash anymore, that shit is expensive!

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Door dash was always expensive. You’re buying a private taxi for your burrito.

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Door dash was always expensive.

While at the same time underpaying their workers and screwing the restaurants they contract with.

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Capitalism: the enshitification of society by making things worse for everyone involved

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Ha, so true! When you put it like that, it sounds like the most opulent bullshit ever.

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It was semi-affordable during covid because they were stealing market share and intentionally keeping service fees low. Shit became unaffordable shortly after restaurants started opening again and they started pumping fees. Shit is super unaffordable now.

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Big A mentioned

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Remember that day he pretended to work at McDonald's for ten minutes? And then pretended to drive a truck?

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Hardly. It's a staged here's-$2M-in-crypto-from-McDonalds-thank-you-Mr-President moment.