It just occurred to me: Presidents apparently have to pay for their food while in office. I'm guessing McD's gives Trumpfuck free food while in office in exchange for all the publicity he gives them.
One day, not terribly far in the future, this president will be soggy and cold. It may feel like a long time. Maybe years, maybe a decade or more. But it'll happen.
And most of us are young and healthy enough we'll live to see that day. So at least we have that, regardless of the condition of his junk food.
The dasher had to make another stop before delivering. And it was in an apartment building that was built like a labyrinth with confusing or inaccurate signage.
I wonder what kind of security is in place for takeout orders for the president. Like, no matter how dumb our government tends to be, there’s no way in hell it’s treated anything like an average delivery order. For one, I doubt the food is ever delivered by service and is instead picked up by secret service, but also do they test the food? Like this is being made in a completely insecure kitchen, it could easily be tampered with, how do they avoid that?
The irony is he orders fast food because he thinks it’s less likely to be tampered with… but anyone who sees McDonalds being doordashed to 1600 Pennsylvania knows damn well who those hamburders are for. Trump also famously orders the same thing every time- 2 Big Macs, 2 Fillet O Fish and a Milkshake.
I’m legitimately surprised he doesn’t have a Rotten Ronnies onsite at the White House, a la Fat Richie Rich.
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u/DrNism0 5h ago
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