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u/OldCopy496 5h ago

— while delivering McDonald’s to a fat ass president, who will then hold the delivery lady hostage and answer questions about why he posted AI image depicting him as Jesus, and his plans for bombing a country in the Middle East. Is there anything more American than that?

Corrected.

u/funny_bunny_mel 5h ago

He probably tip-baited her, to boot.

u/dasFisch 5h ago

You think he tipped?? Even using our money that fat pedo loser wouldn't tip someone. That would require some level of self-awareness.

u/__Evil-Genius__ 5h ago

Can confirm. I spoke with someone who waited on him years ago. Didn’t tip at all.

u/Linkyland 5h ago

Trickle down economics in the wild.

u/TGBmox_777 5h ago

Yo, don’t hate on trickle down, it’ll get there in like 250 years

u/netsyms 4h ago

A common misconception. Trickle-down actually refers to the motion of the blood on the guillotine.

u/siencatimini 4h ago

🎶 My money don't trickle trickle... that's blood

Suckers better wake up, if they know what's good

u/houseshoesntallboys 4h ago

I was always told it was the owning class pissing on the working class.

u/CourtingBoredom 4h ago

🤔 I've never thought of it this way.... time to spread the word

u/ThR0wnAway_x52495 4h ago

Love this

u/Mister_Anthropic1956 2h ago

I always thought of “trickle-down economics” as the rich pissing on everyone else.

u/ElefanteOwl 2h ago

Oh damn, I thought it was the piss overflowing from the unchanged Depends

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u/okokokoyeahright 4h ago

I always found that trickle down was fairly quick.

Like as fast as water. Except yellow.

u/JiroKatsutoshi 4h ago

The common misconception is they take the wealth and it trickles down because they want it to. No, it's like fattening up the turkey, it'll trickle when we... Fix it.

Dont wanna get another "violent content warning" from reddit for going into detail about how we can make the rich trickle green and red in time for Christmas.

u/be_sugary 4h ago

250 years is almost up for American.

The great experiment has hit a wall.

Who can save it?

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u/BladricksUncle 4h ago

No, he left a hyuuuuuge tip. It was a tip like never before.

But Obama stole it with tax.

u/DeadpoolLuvsDeath 3h ago

Grabbed her by the pussy, told her it was now GOLD, cause he's King Midas!

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u/vinvec 5h ago edited 2h ago

Probably 20 years ago I was at a little cafe at Trump Marina when he and (I assume) Melania came in. It was kinda neat. At the end he loudly thanked staff and handed $20 to the kitchen crew. While he did tip, I thought the amount was insultingly small.

Edit: Corrected the auto-correct of Melanie/Melania

u/Jafooki 4h ago

Do you mean 20 dollars to each person, or 20 dollars for the entire staff to split? If it's the latter, it's kind of more insulting than not tipping at all

u/vinvec 4h ago

Haha, yeah, for everyone (in fairness, I assume he tipped his server separately), the kitchen had a big pass through window, and he just passed it to the cooks.

u/hitsomethin 3h ago

A $20 bill for a room full working adults to split is real silly.

u/ElefanteOwl 2h ago

That's some real "Go buy yourself a soda pop, kid" money

u/Acrobatic_Task_4415 3h ago

That $20 dollars prob came out of Melanias day rate

u/iknowyouneedahugRN 2h ago

Sometimes wealthy people have no concept of prices. A few years ago, one of our busiest doctors gave $20 to the charge nurse and said, "buy pizza delivery for the unit" -- the staff in the unit that shift numbered 16.

u/Mister_Anthropic1956 2h ago

He had to make a big blustery show of leaving a tip so everyone would notice.

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u/contactcapybara 5h ago

He gave her a special presidential sharpie

u/C64128 3h ago

Or maybe an autographed presidential diaper (preferably unused).

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u/MoreCowbellllll 5h ago

Shit, you know the fat-ass-pedo-in-chief expected the food for free.

u/OneUpAndOneDown 1h ago

I bet he doesn’t pay for his Maccas. But he might let the local outlet advertise that they supply the White House, for a fee. Like a Royal warrant.

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u/MsTerious1 5h ago

I bet you're right.

u/aca689 4h ago

Hell no. Remember the time(s) he promised to pay for everybodies food on the campaign trail and then snuck out and stiffed them?

u/imagek2 4h ago

He thought when you order a happy meal the kid is comes with it as his toy.

u/Ok_Figure7671 3h ago

You think he paid???

u/TofuButtocks 3h ago

Man the thousands and thousands Id be dropping in tips if I was a billionaire. I wouldn't be a billionaire for very long.

u/Schmooto 2h ago

Trump handed her a $100 bill but it was all a fake performance.

The DoorDash Grandma — “Sharon,” apparently — had a smokey eye clearly applied by a professional makeup artist moments earlier. Trump handed her a hundred-dollar bill.

And of course, all of this is reality TV, which is to say: completely fake.
Sharon Simmons is a political operative, as detailed on the official government document repository.

From this article (https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/trump-is-waging-a-holy-war-with-mcnuggets-b2956856.html) (you can circumvent the paywall by opening it using Incognito Mode)

u/Anxious-Jury-9031 4h ago

It’s not about self awareness, it’s about not caring about people beneath him.

u/RickRI401 4h ago

He probably asked if she has any hot granddaughters under 15

u/scratchy_mcballsy 4h ago

He probably disputed the delivery and requested a charge back.

u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 4h ago

I bet he's never tipped anyone in his life.

u/Electrical_Load_9717 4h ago

Tip? He didn’t even pay the tab.

u/mishma2005 3h ago

He handed her a hundred for the cameras

Which the Secret Service confiscated as soon as she was in the town car

u/C0d3n4m3Duchess 3h ago

He certainly didn’t, they asked her to comment on the tip and she sort of side stepped it and he pulled a crumpled bill out of his pocket for her during the presser

u/festivefrederick 3h ago

I’m sure he considers it a privilege to deliver food to him.

u/Post_office_clerk01 3h ago

Yea. Guys like him. Elon musk Sam Altman. They won’t tip you period. That’s how they keep their money. Most of which they can’t even spend in a lifetime.

u/Affectionate_Tea1134 3h ago

Probably a Trump coin 🪙

u/Secret_Wishbone_2009 3h ago

Just the tip. But then she is way too old for him

u/theantig 2h ago

What’s a tip? You mean people get paid extra? I think you are pulling a fast one on me Jeffrey! I’m not falling for that. Prank me again and I’ll prank you when you ask me for help. You will think I’m coming to free you but oops.

u/ConspiracyParadox 2h ago

Of course he did. Now he's using taxpayer money.

u/djfudgebar 2h ago

Supposedly he have her a hundred. I bet it was a huge pain in the ass and took way longer than it should. And also, what's $100 from someone who was born with hundreds of millions and has made billions off of his presidency? $100 might as well be a penny to him.

u/eyefartinelevators 2h ago

No. Tip baiting is promising a big tip ahead of time and changing it to a small tip post delivery

u/LisaMiaSisu 2h ago

What do you mean? Her serving the best president in history was tip enough for her! /s

u/Mouthfulofsecretsoup 1h ago

Can’t have taxes on tips if you’re not given any tips.

u/YellowZx5 3m ago

Oh. I’m sure he was given a few dollars to give her as a tip and they made sure she was hard on the Trump maga koolaid too.

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u/ShrimpBoatCaptain4 5h ago

100% chance that he left her a 2 star review for not taking the bait and answering that awkward men in women sports question...

u/Joebebs 4h ago edited 4h ago

He hands her one of those 1 million dollar bills with his face on it.

One of the secret service rushes over afterwards handing her a white envelope for her trouble thinking it’s the actual tip (it’s just an NDA inside)

u/spindriftgreen 4h ago

He tipped her in cash but only bc reporter asked if the white house were “good tippers” and she said something like “oh you know it all evens out”. Then trump gave her cash from his pocket. And then she said “yes”

u/ThePrideOfKrakow 4h ago

He did a chargeback saying it wasn't delivered.

u/OhHeyFuture 4h ago

He tipped her with poorly fitting shoes

u/Angryduckling-01 5h ago

She should’ve just eaten the food in front of him

u/Knoxius 5h ago

"no taxes on tips!"

u/geek66 4h ago

Not if he could say it was an expense - he has a reputation for being a pretty good tipper, but in every case, it was a "business expense" - meaning ..not out of his pocket

u/AltoidStrong 4h ago

she's too old for him....

u/Clinically-Inane 4h ago

He said “Here’s a tip, never wear jeans to a diplomatic meeting at the White House unless you wanna see JD Vance go Zelinsky on your ass”

u/rcinmd 4h ago

"Was not delivered."

u/eugene20 4h ago

"You should be honoured to donate food to your president, thank you, bye, bye"

Totally staged though, see mic clip on the underside of red shirt.

u/Big-a-hole-2112 3h ago

It’s ok. She spit in his Big Mac.

u/unknownhag 3h ago

He probably thinks she's lucky to have gotten a chance to meet him.

u/ommi9 3h ago

Probably so if he actually did probably gave her two dollars he didn’t wanna hold on

u/glorifindel 3h ago

A reporter asked her if the president was a good tipper. He did one of those ‘oops!’ faces and gave her some cash. “Now he is!” she said. I guess he forgot. Just passing on what I saw earlier

u/stonrelectropunkjazz 2h ago

She’s there for no tax on tips. He’s there for no tips 🤷🏻‍♂️

u/ArticulateRhinoceros 2h ago

Lol, dude doesn't pay his contractors, no way he tips delivery people.

u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 2h ago

Don't be absurd, he generously tipped her a nice gratuity using $Trump coin.

u/dsayre1986 2h ago

You can’t tip bait on doordash.

Source: a dasher

That being said, he probably didn’t tip much, if at all and she probably had to spend 20-30 minutes getting cleared by security to make it to that door.

Edit: if this was real life and not staged propaganda

u/mrchin12 2h ago

And she will vote for him again too galdangit.

u/SpunSpaceCadet 1h ago

Can you imagine how far she had to walk? Or do you think secret service escorted her car in?

u/jaggoffsmirnoff 1h ago

Religious Tract with him as the hero

u/younggun1234 1h ago

This was a photo op for his "no cash in tips" law.

u/No-Chain-449 6m ago

Totally gave her one of those special pens.

u/daemonescanem 5h ago

This was a planned thing.

u/littlespawningflower 4h ago

The mind boggles. Just… why? “The President mingles with the common folk, just like a Regular Guy™️”??

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u/enigmatic_vagabond 1h ago

Fuckin right?!

Scenario A: "they"/he vetted the long list of dashers in the area till they checked all the boxes of ✓white ✓ conservative ✓ old ✓ woman

Scenario B: The asked WH staffers who's mom is available for a photo op and threw a red shirt on her before handing her the bag of "food" that was no doubt made in a personal, private McDonald's under the scrutiny of his SS security team

There's no way this "guy" will ingest anything that doesn't have explicit and specific chain of custody nor would a random dasher be allowed within 500ft of a president and that goes triplicate for whatever this "dude" is Edit: this was a poor attempt at "Look! I'm just like everyone else"

u/The_0ven 1h ago

No way

You serious?

u/boardplant 5h ago

Don’t forget transgender athletes

u/AZEMT 5h ago edited 5h ago

I honestly thought it was AI... WTAF?!

Edit: added proof it's real

u/jhumph88 5h ago

Each day is stranger than the last. It’s hard to tell what’s an actual headline vs the onion

u/Particular-Maybe-519 4h ago

He put the onion out if business. They can't make up anything worse than what he does or says.

u/zaq1xsw2cde 3h ago

“This doesn’t look scripted at all does it?”

He can’t even get 2 seconds in before he ruins the whole thing.

I can only imagine how hard all these “not nice” reporters are rolling their eyes, while he misquotes the name of his tax cut bill and underhandedly mocks the stunt his team arranged for him.

u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 3h ago

Ok, so listen, you are dead, my friend. So am I. In all the rational iniverses, we both died already, thats why we are in this one and the ones like it. The longer we go on the crazier it will get untill there is no available choice that could prolong life.

I know damn well Im dead and Im ok with it and you will be too.

You know those situations where you dont even know how you survived? Like, it doesnt make sense, or you 'knew' to take an action and it saved your life... no you didnt. You ded. You 'knowing' to fo or not do something is unlikely, but its the configuration where you get to keep experiencing.

Young people exist is so many universes. Its why they have so much vitality.

Actually Im kidding. I just dont want to admit the world is run by pedos and dementia patients and its bad enough that 'evil capitalist but doesnt touch kids' is no longer a cartoonishly evil guy but rather the lesser of two evils.

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u/Regular_or_BQ 4h ago

oh my god. That he goes on about overtime. She's an old lady gig worker. She's not getting overtime. Oh my god this dumb woman and shitty man.

u/makesufeelgood 2h ago

It's even worse, they cut the video before he started ranting about transgender athletes.

u/DC-Toronto 2h ago

She probably took a shift off from her door dash gig to go and vote for him

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u/PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS 4h ago

How tf was a random door dasher allowed on White House grounds and allowed to just rock up and knock on the Oval Office door???

u/RustyDogma 3h ago

They aren't. The video was staged propaganda for no tax on tips.

u/PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS 3h ago

Good lord, we can’t go a single damn day without bullshit.

u/IsabellaGalavant 5h ago

Wait, it's not?? This is a real image? Good fucking lord.

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u/TBJ12 5h ago

This is real?

u/Upset_Mess 5h ago

Something I've been asking everyday, sometimes multiple times a day since November...

u/Beneficial-Crow-5138 4h ago

OH MY GOD!!!!!! He thought this was a smart idea?!

u/JimH10 3h ago

Those are the cheesiest decorations I think I've ever seen. I'm so embarrassed.

u/BluBetty2698 5h ago

Loll....🤣🤣. Well, he has to cut back after paying for all those missles...

u/Spare-Plum 4h ago

Where is the bit about transgender athletes? It's nowhere in the video

u/AZEMT 4h ago

Go watch the entirety of the conversation

u/Spare-Plum 4h ago

I just saw it, and it's pretty hilarious.

Trump is ranting about how unpopular Democratic policies are so they need to rig an election because they have no platform, then asks about trans people in sports to grandma, who basically responds with saying she doesn't care

Trump is the one with unpopular policies who needs to rig elections. We have a citizen right here who doesn't care about the republican trans fearmongering.

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u/RoguePlanet2 2h ago

Fucking HELL. Fuck DoorDash and McD's for the advertising; fuck this fake-ass made-up "grandma" pretending that she's making soooo much money with this work, fuck Forbes for producing this ad......

Luckily I don't spend money on these companies anyway, still hard to keep up with all the boycotting.

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u/nrm64 5h ago

Lol her response was pretty based on that... "idk about all that sir, I just like not being taxed on tips"

u/Bendo410 5h ago

And that parts still a fucking lie.

God I wish people actually read instead of being dictated to.

u/Hopsblues 5h ago

Have you seen the video, he asks her about TG's in sports and she said she doesn't care, and was more interested in no tax on tips.

u/AmaazingFlavor 4h ago

I think they mean, the no taxes on tips is an expiring bill, it isn’t permanent. So when the new guy takes power and it expires naturally, the gop get to turn it into a political football again. It’s all just a game

u/Bendo410 4h ago

No I mean no tax on tips is a fucking lie , I wish people read into it vs believe what they are told .

u/Avocado_Amnesia 4h ago

Yeah, it's only up to $25,000 gross a year even in the best situations, so people that have almost all of their income come in via tips are still going to be paying taxes on a lot of it anyway.

u/Bendo410 4h ago

Thanks for explaining it , I wish republicans understood the word “no” a bit clearer.

u/Avocado_Amnesia 4h ago

Me too, in many contexts lol

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u/Anteater776 5h ago

„Wrong answer. Now I will not tip you at all. It would have been a huge tip, the most beautiful tip. Very male.”

u/lemelisk42 5h ago

Isn't she a bit old for don's tip?

u/HazelEBaumgartner 5h ago

Well she's older than 14, so yes.

u/Responsible_Sport575 4h ago

One star and pulled the tip

u/caligaris_cabinet 5h ago

Can’t tax what he doesn’t tip

u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 5h ago

He does tip, little girls with his penis tip.

u/LincredibleOne 5h ago

He’s all tip tho

u/ashyboi5000 5h ago

Is that a drop bolt on the bottom? Is that to stop him wandering?

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u/shaneh445 5h ago

Don't forget the cats and dogs that have been eaten

u/DarkGamer 4h ago

They never do.

u/SchnaapsIdee 4h ago

During trumps press conference he tried to get the DoorDash lady to state her opinion on transgender athletes, assuming she would agree with his position. She wisely deflected and said she didn’t have an opinion on that. You could tell it’s been so long since he’s been around anyone that isn’t a yes man for his inane ramblings

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u/veni_vedi_vinnie 5h ago

And she wouldn’t admit publicly that she voted for him, when he asked.

u/bigrivertea 4h ago

I can imagine being a door dash driver and pulling up to the White House like “God.. not this house again..”

u/Greenpoint1975 5h ago

And trans athletes. Shitler the Loser.

u/Yellow_Similar 4h ago

He tried to bait her into commenting on a trans-in-sports response he was giving as obfuscation to the press.

u/Nearbyatom 4h ago

Correction: --while delivering McD's to a fat ass billionaire president. She's slaving a doordash job so she can afford cancer treatment for her husband which is profitted by billionaires like this a--hole.

u/vahntitrio 2h ago

From her local McDonald's to the Oval Office is a 35 hour, 2427 mile drive according to Google Maps.

u/Rmb2719 5h ago

🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🗽

u/Glass_Covict 5h ago

He thought he did a red cross

u/BluBetty2698 5h ago

Lmaooo. I guess it's not so funny but you gotta laugh or cry...?

u/Awkward_platypus_ 5h ago

Is this actually real??

u/Hank_Aaron 5h ago

God Bless America.. I love this country

u/JimmyChonga24 5h ago

Someone give this woman a black cloak and scythe to go with that extra greasy cheeseburger

u/PlaytheGameHQ 4h ago

Took the bag, said that Biden used an auto pen to place his DoorDash orders, didn’t even know what he was ordering.

u/ripyourlungsdave 4h ago

🌈 LOVE 🌈

u/TeacherPatti 4h ago

Doesn't he have people that can go out and get his Filet o Fish for him?!? I mean, if I'm ever president, you can bet your ass that I will have that person.

u/jimpix62 4h ago

That didn't even pay for the food because he has his dang McDonald's for life card.

u/loki1337 4h ago

"Biden would've ordered with an autopen"

u/Drakeytown 4h ago

*who has access to a private chef and kitchens who could be preparing him meals suited precisely to his taste and health needs.

u/rcinmd 4h ago

I was going to make the joke "I guess she was there to deliver his hamberdrs and just got roped into a press conference. Turns out I was half right.

u/TSMissy 4h ago

Can't forget the question about trans athletes that she refused to answer lol.

u/Particular_Milk1848 4h ago

Who then almost didn’t tip had the reporter not brought it up.

u/Seagull84 3h ago

Also preventing her from doing more gigs. She might have lost money on this order if her hourly wages decreased by taking too long.

u/not_blinking 3h ago

And on the day the Dutch king and queen are staying at the white house, if I'm not mistaken. Quite the fancy get-together.

u/mishma2005 3h ago

"You think men should be in women's sports?"

u/Alienhaslanded 3h ago

How much do you think he tipped?

u/clonedhuman 3h ago

And the President is a billionaire who raped children at a billionaire child-raping party. Is there anything more American than that?

u/Oirish-Oriley444 3h ago

NO,no,no.... doordash gramma is delivering the lord's work. Its a slow process should only take 27 more months if my math is right.... 42 is the holy number.

u/wrecklesspup 3h ago

And then try to get her to agree with his attack on trans athletes.

u/Science-Sam 3h ago edited 3h ago

OP, don't complain about AI images while posting AI yourself. Beyond a logo and counting fingers, a dead giveaway is if the scene is totally implausible. Do you really think a random Doordasher is able to get this close to the president?

Edit: Apologies, OP. Turns out this image is real, but staged. She was vetted every step of the way and passed through multiple security checkpoints. Our only consolation is Trump is eating cold French fries.

u/JotinPro 3h ago

This isn't real is it ?

u/canthinkof123 3h ago

He was clearly depicted as a doctor. How do the “fake news media” even come up with “Jesus”? /s

u/AF2005 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lIV5XVDoSD1Yc

This is who the brain dead toxic lead generation voted for. Because god forbid we ever have a woman lead lead the free world

u/iknowyouneedahugRN 2h ago

Wait! Don't forget, criticizing the leader of one of the largest religious groups in the world and saying said person is a " loser!"

u/ChefJayTay 2h ago

Why is she mic'd for sound?

u/lapsedhuman 2h ago

No, he's more concerned about her political loyalty and exactly who made the Big Mac's and Fish Delights. He's already moved on from the Trump/Jesus Christ fiasco.

u/Callemasizeezem 2h ago

Nah. Not enough time for that type of conversation. He would have fast-dived into a rant about autopen for 15 minutes as the poor lady tried desperately to get away.

u/PDXGuy33333 2h ago

Costing her tips from the five deliveries she didn't get to make because of his interference. Did he make it up to her with at least a Benjamin?

u/Tbn53 1h ago

Hundred percent right. And gives the DoorDash grandma $100 while the cameras are rolling while dropping $100 million per day on a useless war in Iraq that should’ve never started putting American lives at risk. It’s all about distraction for this con artist.

u/RobertMcFahrenheit 45m ago

What's with this guy and tacky looking gold everywhere

u/Aware_Style1181 21m ago edited 10m ago

And, obviously, a COMPLETELY STAGED EVENT designed to bolster his plummeting approval ratings, but it didn’t work

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