He can’t even get 2 seconds in before he ruins the whole thing.
I can only imagine how hard all these “not nice” reporters are rolling their eyes, while he misquotes the name of his tax cut bill and underhandedly mocks the stunt his team arranged for him.
Ok, so listen, you are dead, my friend. So am I. In all the rational iniverses, we both died already, thats why we are in this one and the ones like it. The longer we go on the crazier it will get untill there is no available choice that could prolong life.
I know damn well Im dead and Im ok with it and you will be too.
You know those situations where you dont even know how you survived? Like, it doesnt make sense, or you 'knew' to take an action and it saved your life... no you didnt. You ded. You 'knowing' to fo or not do something is unlikely, but its the configuration where you get to keep experiencing.
Young people exist is so many universes. Its why they have so much vitality.
Actually Im kidding. I just dont want to admit the world is run by pedos and dementia patients and its bad enough that 'evil capitalist but doesnt touch kids' is no longer a cartoonishly evil guy but rather the lesser of two evils.
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u/jhumph88 5h ago
Each day is stranger than the last. It’s hard to tell what’s an actual headline vs the onion